This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, April 11 2020

06:00Mike & Molly Victoria Runs Away Despite Mike's good intentions, he adds fuel to the fire when he's caught in the middle of an argument between Molly and her family. (S2 Ep5) 
06:20The Big Bang Theory The Thanksgiving Decoupling Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24) 
06:45The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
07:10The Big Bang Theory The Cooper Extraction Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour and, while he is away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) 
07:35The Big Bang Theory The Hesitation Ramification Penny's big TV acting break hits the cutting-room floor, so Leonard does his best to comfort her, which leads her to ask him a bold question. (S7 Ep12/24) 
08:00The Simpsons I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot: In an attempt to impress Bart, Homer builds a robot to fight in Robot Wars. But when his technical deficiencies prove too much, he dons a robot suit himself. 
08:25The Simpsons Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer is upset when Marge has a novel published about a long-suffering wife with a nightmare husband. 
08:55The Simpsons The Old Man and the Lisa Mr Burns loses all his money and employs Lisa to help him earn back his fortune. But they don't see eye to eye over ethical issues. 
09:25The Simpsons In Marge We Trust Homer discovers that a Japanese dishwashing powder company is using his face as its logo. Marge dishes out advice to the church's parishioners. 
09:55The Simpsons Homer's Enemy A new employee at the power plant who has struggled to build a decent life is incensed that someone as foolish as Homer could appear so affluent. 
10:30The Simpsons The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase Troy McClure hosts a vision of the future of the Simpsons, in which Chief Wiggum becomes private detective Wiggum, P.I. 
11:00The Simpsons The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Bart and Lisa enrol in military school, but Lisa finds it hard to fit in. Guest starring Willem Dafoe. 
11:30Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants to find out if they have continued to follow his advice. How have Down City, Classic American and Davide fared in his absence? 
12:25The Dog House A lurcher with a broken tail comes in with the stray warden. Small but confident collie cross puppy Joey, and springy toy poodle Gizmo, who has social anxieties, seek forever homes. (Ep8/8) 
13:30Four in a Bed The competition starts at the Hillcroft in Torquay with husband and wife Martyn and Elaine, who hope to impress with their adults-only B&B. But Tony and Lisa find fault with their en suite. 
14:00Four in a Bed At The Bear and Swan country pub in Somerset, guest Jorge's room leaves him feeling like he's been drinking from a dodgy keg, while Tony throws everything he's got at a rubber duck race. 
14:30Four in a Bed Childhood sweethearts Tony and Lisa welcome their rivals to Guesthouse East in Eastbourne. But Sam and Henry discover a dirty secret. 
15:05Four in a Bed At the Shirley B&B in Bournemouth, Jorge is proud of his powerful showers, which Martyn and Elaine experience first-hand, thanks to an accidental demonstration. 
15:40Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners meet for the last time. There are harsh truths, heated debates and downright disagreements before the winner is announced. 
16:10A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Chris and Kay are searching for the perfect retirement home to share with their cats, but can't agree on where it should be. Will they pick Cardigan Bay in west Wales or Mar Menor in Spain? 
17:15Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
18:00New: Animal Rescue School The trainees start working real-life cases alone. Becky deals with an abandoned cat, Jess deals with a horse being kept in a back garden and Georgie assists in a dispute over a cat. (Ep4) 
19:00Secrets of Egypt's Valley of... ...the Kings: Tutankhamun's Treasures: Egyptologists unearth the world's richest seam of ancient archaeology. In this episode, they unlock the mysteries of the famous pharaoh. (S1 Ep1/4) 
20:00Great Canal Journeys Timothy West and Prunella Scales travel past enchanted forests, fairy-tale castles and picturesque mountains and valleys on a trip down the Marne-Rhine Canal in France. (S8 Ep2/4) 
21:00Star Trek Film (2009) J. J. Abrams' sci-fi adventure reboot, starring Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto, explores Kirk and Spock's early years, in which they are hunted by a vengeful time traveller. Violence. 
23:25Ender's Game Film (2013) Sci-fi adventure with Asa Butterfield and Harrison Ford. Teenage gamers are recruited to train as potential military commanders in a war against an aggressive alien race. Violence. 
01:30Hollyoaks Omnibus Felix blackmails Walter in order to get close to Mitchell. Is there light at the end of the tunnel for Sienna? Sid is looking forward to some alone time with Juliet but she has other ideas. [SL] 
02:20Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay revisits the most contentious restaurant he has tried to rescue: Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, to see how the husband-and-wife owners are doing. 
03:10The Supervet Expats Dave and Sue travel 500 miles from France in the hope of getting a diagnosis for their border collie's leg pain. And eight-year-old pug Marley needs surgery on his elbow. (S9 Ep5/11) 
04:05Grand Designs Australia Environmentally conscious couple Barry and Robyn build a stylish, solar-powered beach shack that floats on untouched sand dunes at Aldinga, on the coast near Adelaide. (S7 Ep7) 
05:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are in Greater Manchester and Cheshire to help Jacinta and Marco, who have outgrown their current home, and Olivia and Amy, who want to put down roots. 
05:55Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp visits a glorious Glasgow tenement with some amazing reimagined furniture, to find out what you can achieve if you take upcycling to heart. 
06:00Everybody Loves Raymond Someone's Cranky Following a run-in with a bull, Robert is in a foul mood. But Debra decides to get to the heart of the matter.