This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, December 12 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Suzannah Lipscomb is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30The King of Queens Awful Bigamy When beautiful dog walker Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur decides she should move into the basement with him. 
06:55The King of Queens Lost Vegas Doug tries to pluck up the courage to ask Carrie to let him go to Vegas with the boys. 
07:20The King of Queens Dugan Groupie When Carrie begins to stay late at work every night, Doug feels neglected. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Move Over Ray comes to regret asking Debra to give him more space in bed. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond The Getaway Ray and Debra go away for a romantic weekend but worry that they are boring. Back home, Robert babysits the kids. 
08:40Frasier Don Juan in Hell (Part 2/2): Unsure about whether to end his relationship with his current girlfriend, Frasier is plagued by unwanted advice. 
09:10Frasier The First Temptation of Daphne Daphne encounters the green-eyed monster when she learns that Niles is counselling an attractive patient who is obsessed with him. 
09:40Frasier The Return of Martin Crane While Martin prepares for his first night's work as a security guard, Frasier, Niles and the gang fuss over who will have to walk Eddie. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA J Willy's Bar & Grille in South Bend, Indiana, is more than a million dollars in debt. Can Gordon Ramsay bring some discipline into the kitchen and stop them from using canned food? 
11:05Undercover Boss USA John Wilson, President and COO of Rollins Incorporated, the parent company of eight pest control firms, goes incognito to work among his employees. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05The People's Vet At the Kirkdale hospital, Seager the nine-stone Bernese mountain dog checks in with a decidedly dodgy tummy, and a cat called James Bond is on a mission to have his teeth fixed. (S2 Ep4) 
13:05Escape to the Chateau: DIY Donna thinks there is ancient armour hidden in her chateau's lake. In the Dordogne, we meet new parents Tim and Krys. And Colette and Paul try to launch an ambitious new menu. (S1 Ep9) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jon Culshaw is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode, Henry decides he needs to restore a forklift truck, while Simon gets all zen with a stone water feature. (S4 Ep19) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Richard and Catherine are eager to find a permanent family home in the sun that will offer their whole family a better quality of life. They love the area around Playa Blanca in Lanzarote. 
17:00Kirstie's Handmade Christmas Four talented makers race against the clock to create a fabulous present for a pet. And there's an ingenious maker whose knitting needles turn out stunning jewellery. (S8 Ep14/15) 
18:00The Simpsons Mother Simpson Homer's long-lost mother (guest star Glenn Close) turns up on the run from the police. 
18:30Hollyoaks Mercedes rethinks her recent decisions, but Breda encourages her to show the village that she's back in business. Some new evidence comes to light over the shooting. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Buy It Now for Christmas More inventors pitch to shoppers. A mother-and-son duo pitch the perfect gift for a festive night on the tiles. An entrepreneur has a gadget to create the perfect Christmas barnet. (Ep3/4) 
21:00New: Christmas at Chatsworth House A look behind the scenes as a Duke, Duchess and 800 staff prepare for an influx of 200,000 visitors to the great stately home during Christmas. Will unprecedented flooding spoil the fun? 
21:55C4 Alternative Election Night Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Katherine Ryan and Rylan Clark-Neal host live, with top-class analysis from some of the UK's biggest political names and much-needed laughs from a host of comedians. 
02:00C4's Alternative Election Night Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Katherine Ryan and Rylan Clark-Neal host live, with top-class analysis from some of the UK's biggest political names and much-needed laughs from a host of comedians. 
06:00The King of Queens Furious George On the way to an over-eating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group and decides to join them instead.