This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, October 19 2019

06:00Cheers Homicidal Ham Andy, the former prisoner who Sam arranged as a blind date for Diane, returns to the bar and recruits Diane to help him develop a career as an actor. (S2 Ep4/22) 
06:30Cheers Sumner's Return A year after abandoning Diane for his ex-wife, Professor Sumner Sloan returns to Cheers to make amends, but he may have more on his mind than friendship. (S2 Ep5/22) 
06:55Everybody Loves Raymond Fun with Debra Debra convinces Ray that he should allow her to join him on the golf course after she realises they don't have fun together any more. 
07:20Everybody Loves Raymond Thank You Notes Marie instantly tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law when Amy and Robert return from their honeymoon. 
07:45The Big Bang Theory The Lunar Excitation Raj registers Sheldon for online dating and finds the perfect match: the female version of Sheldon. Penny seduces Leonard while she's drunk. (S3 Ep23/23) 
08:05The Big Bang Theory The Robotic Manipulation Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1/24) 
08:30Frasier The Innkeepers When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. 
09:00Frasier Dark Victory After counselling his family and friends when all he wants is a little peace, Frasier comes to realise that sometimes you have to put others first. 
09:30The King of Queens Pilot US comedy about Doug, a New York postman who is king of his castle. Life is good with his loving wife Carrie and prized new TV, but then his recently widowed father-in law moves in. 
10:00The King of Queens Fat City Browsing one of Arthur's photo albums, Doug sees a photo of Carrie's heavyset mother. Arthur's comment about all women in the family getting fat makes Doug panic. 
10:30Four in a Bed The competition starts at the Ship Inn in Dymchurch, Kent, run by 21-year-old partners James Tindall and Jessica Walton, who believe age is but a number. 
11:00Four in a Bed The second visit is to Thompson Hall Retreat in Norfolk, run by mother and daughter Amanda and Becci. The guests are wowed by the stylish shepherd huts but are visited by little friends. 
11:30Four in a Bed The third visit is to The White House, in Swansea, owned by Lloyd and Marta. On arrival, The guests receive a welcome that leaves two pairs scratching their heads. 
12:00Four in a Bed The final visit is to Jacobs Plough in Bicester, Oxfordshire, run by manager Duncan Froomes and bar supervisor Ryan Hunt who like to mix banter with business. 
12:30Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time. After dramatic discoveries and frank exchanges, the payments are revealed, and the winners announced. 
13:05The Simpsons Marge Be Not Proud Bart gets on the wrong side of a scary security guard - and Marge - when he steals the latest computer game from the Try-N-Save. 
13:35The Simpsons Tree House of Horror III The Simpsons' Halloween Special III: The Simpsons throw a Halloween party during which Lisa, Grampa and Bart each tell a scary story. 
14:05The Simpsons Homer Loves Flanders Homer realises that he likes Flanders and starts to hang around with him all the time. Unfortunately, Flanders realises that he's not so keen on Homer... 
14:35The Simpsons Hungry Hungry Homer Homer goes on hunger strike when he discovers that the Springfield Isotopes baseball team are planning to move to Albuquerque. 
15:05The Simpsons Pokey Mom When Homer ends up in the prison infirmary after visiting the prison rodeo, Marge notices the artistic talent of inmate Jack Crowley, and vouches for him at his parole hearing. 
15:35The Secret Life of the Zoo Chester's male lemurs' peaceful life is changed by a female arrival. Can Permata, a young Javan green magpie, impress female Metina and help boost their endangered population? (S4 Ep5/10) 
16:35A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Terry and Kay are looking for a second home in which to spend family holidays with their two young children. Danni Menzies finds five beautiful properties in Costa Almerķa, southern Spain. 
17:35Escape to the Chateau: DIY Tim and Rebecca receive a booking and prepare for their first paying guests. Martin and Kim take their chateau search up a gear. Paul and Karen embark on creating a cinema room. (S2 Ep9) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Britain's Most Historic Towns Professor Alice Roberts tells the story of Edwardian Britain by visiting Cardiff, which grew rich selling the coal that powered the Empire. (S2 Ep3/6) 
20:00New: Great British Car Journeys Christopher Timothy and Peter Davison set off on a classic British seaside adventure from the New Forest to the Jurassic Coast and Burgh Island, and drive some famous cars. (S2 Ep2/4) 
21:00Get Out Film (2017) Oscar-winning horror starring Daniel Kaluuya and Allison Williams. A black photographer's first meeting with his white girlfriend's parents goes badly. Gory violence/strong language. 
23:05Fences Film (2017) Drama starring Denzel Washington and Viola Davis (in an Oscar-winning role). In 1950s Pittsburgh, tensions rise between a former baseball player and his family. Offensive language. 
01:40Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay heads to Beaver, Pennsylvania, where he finds a brother-and-sister team who can't work together in a positive manner at Italian restaurant Levanti's. (S6 Ep7/16) 
02:30Hollyoaks Omnibus Mercedes falls out with Sylver over a birthday gift, is terrified by Joel's discovery and faces an ultimatum. Tony grabs his chance to make contact with the outside world. [SL] 
04:35Come Dine with Me In Burton-on-Trent, four cooks compete in a week featuring sloppy banoffee pie, undercooked prawns, and much talk of fake breasts and Botox. 
05:30Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Jasbinder, a single mother from west London, with a new bedroom for two of her kids and a refurb for the bathroom and front garden. 
05:50Extreme Cake Makers Karisha's creates an edible assault course with a working zip wire. Molly makes a splash with a three-foot-wide floating duckling cake. Rosie goes retro with a spacehopper cake. (S3 Ep2)