This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, March 28 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:25Cheers Birth, Death, Love and Rice Frasier visits the bar and informs Sam that Diane is now working in a convent. Sam hires Woody, who was a friend of Coach's, to work at Cheers. (S4 Ep1/26) 
06:55Cheers Woody Goes Belly Up New barman Woody misses his girlfriend desperately, so Sam and Diane fly her in from Indiana for a surprise visit. Frasier finds a way to pay his bar bill. (S4 Ep2/26) 
07:20Cheers Someday My Prince Will Come A coat left behind at the bar arouses Diane's curiosity and she dreams the owner could be her Prince Charming. But does the man return to claim it? (S4 Ep3/26) 
07:45Frasier Odd Man Out Frasier makes a spontaneous move when he realises that being single isn't all it's cracked up to be. 
08:10Frasier Frasier's Imaginary Friend Frasier meets a model but their busy schedules make it difficult for them to meet, leaving his family suspicious that she's a fantasy. 
08:40Frasier The Gift Horse As Martin's 65th birthday approaches, Frasier and Niles attempt to outdo each other with their gifts for their father. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond Debra at the Lodge When Debra accepts a position at Frank's lodge to help plan a recruitment party, Ray resents how much time she is spending away from home. 
09:40Everybody Loves Raymond Slave Ray and Debra inadvertently leave the twins home alone and are impressed with Ally when she takes care of them, so they offer her lots of other work... 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay heads to Arvada, Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into utter disrepair. (S7 Ep2/10) 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Sara Bittorf, Chief Brand Officer of Boston Market, which has 470 restaurants offering diners home-style comfort food, goes undercover to work alongside employees in her own organisation. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Southampton and Portsmouth, the week begins with a touch of Bollywood, as competitive Nicky serves a menu celebrating the cuisine of her native India to guests Lynda, Jamie and Graham. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Britain's homes are stacked with unwanted possessions. Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn them into hard cash. This episode's items include a clay pigeon trap, search light and Peugeot 205. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Mena and Bal Patel are ready to buy a holiday home in Orihuela Costa, their favourite part of Spain. Laura Hamilton searches the market to find contenders for their budget of 50,000. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Dick visits Stephanie to check out the new boiler for her mum's apartment - but it's bad news and mum Isobel is not happy. Jayne and Steve battle with a giant four poster bed. (S2 Ep29) 
17:00Four in a Bed The final visit is to the Goodlife Guest House in Harwich, Essex, where Mandy McCready and her assistant Sam Gould welcome their rivals, but the location is met with raised eyebrows. 
17:30Come Dine with Me It's the penultimate night of the competition from the Midlands and the second taste of the Caribbean in as many days. Tonight's host Lorna is convinced her take is the real deal. 
18:00The Simpsons I'm Goin' to Praiseland: Ned opens a Christian amusement park, but is disappointed when the tame religious attractions prove unpopular. But then visitors start to have visions... 
18:30Hollyoaks Maxine passes out in her car, and Misbah worries that her illness is more serious than they first thought. Breda acts as super nanny to Bobby and Max, while Liam rethinks his life choices. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Ugly House to Lovely House... ...with George Clarke: In Saffron Walden, Lucas and Hayley's 1970s home is bland, boxy and has a dysfunctional garage. Can architect Chris Dyson's radical ideas turn things around? (S3 Ep3) 
21:00New: 60 Days on the Streets Ex-soldier Ed Stafford explores homelessness at street level. Ed travels to Glasgow, where the response to rough sleeping is very different. Has the city found the answer? (Ep3/3) 
22:0024 Hours in Police Custody More real-life police drama. Detectives race to the scene of a stabbing in broad daylight. Cameras follow every twist and turn of the investigation. (S8 Ep3) 
23:05Married at First Sight Verity and Jack exchange wedding vows seconds after their first meeting. Newlyweds, Jonathan and Stephanie start getting to know each other on their honeymoon in Seville. (S4 Ep2/4) 
00:05The Supervet: Noel Fitzpatrick Professor Noel treats a Carpathian shepherd dog with a severely dislocated hip, a Labradoodle with a bad ankle fracture, and a hedgehog with broken hind legs. (S13 Ep2) 
01:00Can I Improve My Memory? Gok Wan, Joey Essex and Valerie Singleton hope to improve their memories by taking on a unique challenge learning hundreds of facts and being tested by Michael Buerk. [SL] 
01:55The Secret Life of 5 Year Olds The children experience success and failure, and they discuss their heroes. And when a seven-foot robot comes to the garden, can the children work out how to switch it on? (S6 Ep4/4) [SL] 
02:50Walks with My Dog Anna Richardson takes her Staffie to the Peak District. Jimmy Doherty visits Aldeburgh and Thorpeness in Suffolk. And Bill Bailey goes on a stroll through Richmond Park. (S2 Ep5/6) [SL] 
03:45Coast vs Country Clare wants a holiday home in north Wales. She loves long country walks with her dogs but also aims to enjoy all coastal living has to offer. Kerr and Sara help solve her dilemma. (S1 Ep14) 
04:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems In this bite-size edition, Kirstie Allsopp helps single dad Rich to create an original bedroom for his two young daughters, featuring a fabulous tree mural and some clever upcycling. 
04:55The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Gill and Fran, sisters from west Wales, and friends Ben and Thomas from Sheffield. Will either pair win big? (Ep7) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.