This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Friday, November 15 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent 
06:30The King of Queens Sight Gag Carrie is upset to learn that she needs glasses, so Doug buys her discount laser eye surgery. 
06:55The King of Queens Mean Streak Can Doug break Iggy Stenkowski's legendary 18-year record of 951 consecutive perfect delivery days? Carrie can't understand why the dog walker likes spending time with Arthur. 
07:20The King of Queens Friender Bender Doug offers to pay for the damage when he rams Kelly's car, until she presents him with an exorbitant bill. Meanwhile, Kirby terrorises his babysitter Spence with peanuts. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball Ray is upset to discover that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years ago is a fake. So he decides to tell his daughter Ally the truth about Santa. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Sick With Debra sick, Ray juggles the kids and work, which causes problems when quarterback Terry Bradshaw agrees to have a meeting with him at the paediatrician's. 
08:40Frasier Frasier's Curse Frasier worries about going to his high school reunion because every time a reunion comes up he has bad luck. 
09:10Frasier Dial M for Martin Frasier's unemployed status puts him on edge with everyone and when he blows up at Martin, Roz suggests that Martin moves in with Niles. 
09:40Frasier Hot Ticket Frasier and Niles fail to get tickets to the hottest show in town, and Daphne's behind appears in the Seattle paper. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Eagle Rock, California, to visit Capri - a restaurant in a rut that's owned by identical twins Jim and Jeff. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Karen Freeman-Wilson, the Mayor of Gary in Indiana, dons a disguise to go incognito among the city's workforce and meets a sanitation plant operator, a firefighter and a police officer. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Devon, married couple Suzanne and Gary kick off the competition with a 'Britalian' menu, featuring British classics with an Italian twist. But guests Tony and Lisa aren't impressed. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun A couple find out if their French cooking school has hit the right note; two Essex boys finally open their Spanish bar. Will the dreams of two B&B owners in France come crashing down? 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Colin Murray is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Danni Menzies helps Glenys from Solihull find her perfect holiday home in La Mata on Spain's Costa Blanca. With a budget of 140,000, she's bringing her friend Martine along for support. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY The Strawbridge family head to the beaches of Saint-Malo to seek out chateau inspiration. Donna and Paul invite the mayor to the grand opening of their new tea room. (S3 Ep15) 
17:00Junior Bake Off Harry Hill hosts the junior baking competition. It's Pastry Day for the Heat B bakers and their last chance to win a place in Finals week. (Ep10/15) 
18:00The Simpsons Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles Bart is smitten by his new teacher and tries to win her over. Homer buys a new milk that has a strange effect on Bart and Lisa. (S27 Ep10) 
18:30Hollyoaks Tensions are high between Jonny and Stuart. Luke spends his first day with his son, but Mandy promises Darren that she won't let anything come between him and DJ. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30New: Unreported World Schools Under Siege Adnan Sarwar meet pupils, parents and teachers trying to survive at a primary school caught in a turf war in Cape Town, South Africa, between lawless gangs. (S38 Ep2) 
20:00New: Flirty Dancing Garry finds it hard to talk to men he fancies while Ryan has never had a boyfriend. Military man Emmerson wants to trust again. Will a dance with Ruby bring the confidence back? (S2 Ep2) 
21:00New: Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S14 Ep10) 
22:00Live: The Last Leg Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined in the studio by Joe Lycett and Daisy May Cooper to pick over the week's topical stories. (S18 Ep4) 
23:05New: Harry Hill's Clubnite Harry Hill introduces more of his favourite funny people: Holly Burn, Huge Davies, Jessica Fostekew, Eddie Kadi and Paul F Taylor, with sketches, games and music. (Ep4/6) 
00:05Celebrity Hunted The four remaining celebrity fugitives are desperate to outwit the Hunters. But can any of them make it to the helicopter that is waiting to extract them from UK territory? (S3 Ep5/5) 
01:05She's Funny That Way Film (2014) Romcom with Owen Wilson, Imogen Poots, Will Forte, Jennifer Aniston and Rhys Ifans. A theatre director tries to stage a play amid the chaos of a love triangle. Strong language/sex. 
02:40Come Dine with Me Surrey. Will planning enforcement officer Becky's crispy croutons and lamb shank stew impress her guests Petrina, Rob, Shoba and Giovanni? (Ep1/5) 
03:05Come Dine with Me Surrey. Shoba serves an Indian menu, but her guests aren't impressed with the frozen fish curry; can some Bollywood-style belly dancing save the day? (Ep2/5) 
03:35Come Dine with Me Surrey. Drum tutor Rob hopes his Thai-tastic menu will impress his guests and snare him the prize, as well as impressing the object of his affections: Petrina. (Ep3/5) 
04:00Come Dine with Me Surrey. Petrina hopes her experience entertaining on cruise ships will give her the edge. Or will her dessert, a salted caramel chocolate crunch surprise, win it for her? (Ep4/5) 
04:30Come Dine with Me Surrey. Giovanni hosts the final day and wants to fly the flag for Sicily with some family-inspired recipes. But a tagliatelle tragedy leaves him with Parmesan on his face. (Ep5/5) 
04:55Sun, Sea and Brides to Be A virus could spell disaster for planner Angela's latest wedding - can she swoop in and save the day? And high winds threaten to cause chaos at one cliff top ceremony for planner Jo. (Ep4) 
05:50Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp is in Glasgow to see just what you can achieve if you take upcycling to heart and think creatively. 
05:55The King of Queens No Retreat Doug and Carrie go for a weekend away together but Doug tells Carrie's colleagues a huge lie. Meanwhile, back in Queens, Arthur manages to destroy Doug and Carrie's bedroom.