This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Thursday, November 15 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:303rd Rock from the Sun Jailhouse Dick Dick bets Officer Don that he can rehabilitate a petty criminal more effectively than the justice system. Tommy suggests short cuts when Harry tries to write a book report. 
06:553rd Rock from the Sun Dick on a Roll: Dick breaks his foot while playing around with a wheelchair and launches a campaign for more wheelchair ramps at the university. Mrs Dubcek's daughter Vicki pays a visit. 
07:203rd Rock from the Sun The Great Dickdater Dick wants to start dating again but has no luck attracting women, so he places a personal ad in the newspaper. Harry and Tommy return a lost wallet to its owner. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (Part 2): The family are still on holiday in Rome, where Robert has fallen for a stunning Italian beauty who works in an ice cream shop. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond The Wallpaper Ray finally snaps when Marie drives her car into his house, and Debra is forced to act as peacemaker. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Meant to Be Torn between his girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne and Italian bombshell Stefania, Robert foolishly decides to tell Amy that he met up with Joanne. 
09:10Frasier Duke's We Hardly Knew Ye Frasier and Niles accompany Martin to the closing of his favourite bar. But when they get there they realise they have shares in the company forcing its closure. 
09:40Frasier The Botched Language of Cranes After publicly denouncing Seattle as a 'soggy' city, Frasier must battle the angry words and 'gifts' of die-hard Seattleites. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay heads to Arvada, Colorado, where out-of-control hoarder Randy and his wife Alexa have allowed their restaurant Old Neighborhood to fall into utter disrepair. (S7 Ep2/10) 
11:05The Simpsons Two Bad Neighbors George Bush Sr moves into Evergreen Terrace, but Bart destroys his memoirs, sparking a feud between the ex-president and his new neighbour Homer. 
11:30The Simpsons The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Homer gets a job on the Itchy & Scratchy Show, providing the voice of wisecracking surfer dog Poochie, a new character brought in by the network. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Devon, Matt and Sarah admit to not knowing what scallops or celeriac are, Jake and Ian question the canap?s (crisps), while foodies James and Laura get competitive with a French theme. 
13:05A New Life in the Sun Can a couple cope running a restaurant in a remote Spanish village? Two Brits struggle to turn a leaky barn into a yoga retreat in France, and two ex-pats welcome their first B&B guests. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The players face notoriously tough questions as they compete to be Champion and take home ?40,000. (Ep9/35) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Richard thinks Nosara in Costa Rica is the perfect place for a tropical holiday home. With best friend Emma along for support, he has five great options to view lined up by Danni Menzies. 
17:00Four in a Bed The fourth and final visit is to Bleak House in Broadstairs, where sisters Nina and Nicola Hilton have 'Great Expectations' of success and the guests are blown away by a Dickens discovery. 
17:30Embarrassing Pets Holly and Jake need to control high-speed husky Luna. Zuri the Burmese mountain dog has an ongoing problem with paws and ears. And Archie the cat is a territorial terror at home. (Ep19) 
18:00The Simpsons The Parent Rap Bart and Homer are tethered together by a strict judge after Bart and Milhouse are accused of stealing Chief Wiggum's police car. 
18:30Hollyoaks Breda and Jack have an awkward meeting. Courtney fights with Jesse about him pretending to be her boyfriend to social services. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00George Clarke's Old House New Home George heads for the West Midlands, for a tricky conversion of a beautiful Arts and Crafts building, and to a former 18th-century country pub swamped by some dodgy DIY. (S3 Ep2) 
21:00The First Cycles Kayla and Tom find themselves at odds when faced with a difficult decision. A problem arises with the Mars Ascent Vehicle (MAV) that may jeopardise the crew's safety. (Ep3/8) 
22:00Naked Attraction Having exhausted Cornwall's dating pool, Millie hopes to finally wave goodbye to laidback surfers. And Alex the window cleaner seeks someone who'll take a shine to his fit body. (S4 Ep4) 
23:05Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of Louis Theroux's Altered States Sheridan Smith: Coming Home, The Secret Life of the Zoo, The Chase and Killing Eve? (S12 Ep10) 
00:05Random Acts Mae Martin presents assorted creative brilliance, including a startling trip to the dentist, a split-screen dance with a selfie twist, and Neil Maskell in a heart-breaking drama. (S6 Ep3/6) 
00:35Celebrity Hunted Can any of the remaining celebrity fugitives make it to the extraction point? Johnny Mercer MP takes a final gamble. Chris and Kem call in help from celebrity friends. (S2 Ep5/5) 
01:35Lego Masters The teams do battle in a drop test to see which model gets smashed up the best. They also build a memorable scene from history. Joining the judges is comedian Paddy McGuinness. (S2 Ep2/5) [SL] 
02:30The Biggest Little Railway in... ...the World: It's the last stage of the tiny train's epic journey. She's in bad shape and still has to face bad weather, rocky terrain and the steepest part of the route. (Ep5/5) 
03:25French Collection Richelieu & Chester Fiona buys a very unusual school desk, Belinda jazzes up a suitcase with the help of some LEDs, and Lewis gives an antique table a modern glossy twist. (S2 Ep24/25) [SL] 
04:20Buy It Now Andrew's invention is to improve trips to the beach; Trishna from London has a beauty product to aid the daily routine; brothers Bob and Andy have an invention inspired by their nan. (Ep28) 
04:45Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The players face notoriously tough questions as they compete to be Champion and take home ?40,000. (Ep8/35) 
05:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp shows how easy it is to make things for both the home and the important people in our lives. This episode features sugarcraft and a masterclass in perfume-making. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.