This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, July 26 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Anita Rani is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Mammary Lane Doug gets into trouble for 'mercy flirting' with the new shoe girl at the bowling alley, while Spence's TiVo makes assumptions about him. 
07:10The King of Queens Business Affairs Doug is jealous of Carrie's close relationship with a gay colleague and Arthur is jealous of a dog. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Pilot Debra wants a peaceful birthday with Ray, so he tells his parents and brother that there's no party: a lie with embarrassing consequences. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond I Love You Debra is upset that Ray has trouble saying I love you, and gets even more annoyed when he shares his problem with his interfering parents. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond I Wish I Were Gus Ray is chosen to give the eulogy at his great uncle's funeral, but gets more than he bargained for when his aunt turns up to rekindle a family feud. 
09:00Frasier High Crane Drifter It's a bad day for American cafe society as a disgruntled Frasier has his favourite table at Cafe Nervosa taken over by a rude man. 
09:35Frasier Chess Pains Frasier buys an expensive chess set and challenges his dad to a game. Martin wins easily, again and again... 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to Oceana, a restaurant in the heart of New Orleans. Unfortunately Oceana desperately needs a large spoonful of both heart and soul to ensure its survival. 
11:00The Simpsons Rosebud In spite of being obscenely rich, Mr Burns can never be truly happy without his childhood teddy bear Bobo, who Bart finds in a bag of ice and gives to Maggie. 
11:30The Simpsons There's No Disgrace Like Home The Simpsons go to therapy after an embarrassing incident at the company picnic. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Cardiff, comedian Dan competes with Julie's Teutonic treats, Jess' impressive dessert and Jason's tour of Thailand. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It This time the boys are in York, where Henry Cole struggles to squeeze into some motorcycle leathers and Simon O'Brien gets into deep water when he tries to restore an aluminium boat. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Sara Damergi helps Mary Anderson track down her perfect home from home in the glamorous area of Naples, Florida. Will she go for the house with the pool? 
16:00The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by work colleagues Alan and Liam from Leeds, and Lauren and Tom, a couple from Atherton. Will either pair win big? (Ep59) 
17:00Come Dine with Me It's day four in and around Birmingham, and 30-year-old youth worker Sonia is serving a selection of restaurant favourites; will they tickle her guest's taste buds or leave a nasty taste? 
17:30The Simpsons The Last Temptation of Homer Homer falls for his beautiful new colleague Mindy Simmons (guest star Michelle Pfeiffer), who shares his love of doughnuts... 
18:00The Simpsons 22 Short Films about Springfield A Pulp Fiction-style trip through the everyday life of Springfield reveals what really goes on in this apparently normal town. 
18:30Hollyoaks Lily surprises Prince with a honeymoon in the park, while Leela has more than a handful babysitting Rose, Daniel and Iona. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00George Clarke's Old House New Home George makes a tiny Victorian terrace in Stratford-upon-Avon fit for a 21st-century single dad. And in Hastings, he transforms a period reception room by simply moving a door. (S2 Ep2/4) 
21:00Prison The series that provides a rare insight into prison life. This episode examines mental health at HMP Durham, where up to 600 prisoners are thought to have mental health problems. (Ep2/2) 
22:00Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back At The Old Coffee Pot in New Orleans, Gordon has 24 hours to create a fresh, modern dining room, set up a grab-and-go coffee station and whip up an exciting new menu. (Ep2/8) 
23:00Sacha Baron Cohen: Who Is America? Brand new satirical series in which comedian Sacha Baron Cohen explores the diverse individuals across the political and cultural spectrum who populate a unique nation. (Ep2/7) 
23:40Our Guy in Russia Guy Martin drives one of the world's biggest dumper trucks at a diamond mine in Russia's frozen north, visits the Kalashnikov factory and heads east into Siberia. (Ep2/3) 
00:40Artist in Residence The Sex Clinic A new series in which artists immerse themselves in fascinating spaces starts with performance artist Bryony Kimmings making works in one of Britain's busiest sexual health clinics. (Ep1/3) [SL] 
01:35The Supervet The Supervet treats a cockapoo puppy called Henry with a fractured neck, and a Romanian stray known as Geoffrey whose front legs are so badly deformed that he can barely walk. (S5 Ep1/3) 
02:30How to Get Rich Quick In this new series, Dave Fishwick, creator of Bank of Dave, helps ordinary people get rich by revealing the tools to make their money grow. This time there's gold and food stalls. (Ep1/7) [SL] 
02:55Homeless and Working Channel 4 Dispatches Dispatches reveals how the number of people who are in work but homeless is growing, because they can't afford expensive private rents in a low-wage economy. [SL] 
03:25Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb In Frome, Peter and Jo declutter their cottage kitchen, Paul and Christina make their dining room family-friendly and Joanna works on the outside of her Victorian town house. (Ep2/9) 
04:20My Kitchen Rules Shropshire couple Jacqueline and Andrew face the mystery ingredient challenge in the last cook off of week two. Their guest judge, chef Daniel Clifford, presents them with chicken legs. 
05:15Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help Jasbinder, a single mother from west London, with a new bedroom for two of her kids and a refurb for the bathroom and front garden. 
05:35Star Boot Sale Gogglebox's Sandi Bogle is an expert at car boot sales and is confident she has the sales patter and charisma to succeed. Her items include a signed book and Gogglebox memorabilia. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.