This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, January 23 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Y2Dick Dick becomes a laughing stock when it emerges he can't use a computer. Tommy and Sally buy more and more expensive televisions in their quest for the ultimate in 'home theatre'. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Dick 'the Mouth' Solomon: Mary and Dick go to a New Age couples' retreat with Harry and Vicki. Sally and Tommy mistakenly assume a new acquaintance is a member of an organised crime family. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Mozart To teach Ally a lesson about quitting, Ray resumes the piano lessons with his mother that he gave up 25 years earlier. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Golf Ray's guilt about lying to Debra so that he can play golf turns into stress, for which his doctor prescribes a surprising cure. 
08:30Frasier Taps at the Montana Niles wants his apartment back but must face up to both the snooty neighbours who think he is a menace and the person who is renting from him. 
09:00Frasier IQ Who has the most impressive IQ: Frasier or Niles? The results of their childhood tests are finally revealed, and one is much higher than the other. 
09:35Frasier Dr Nora Christine Baranski guest stars as venomous radio therapist Dr Nora, who joins Frasier at KACL. Piper Laurie also makes a cameo appearance. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to Los Angeles to visit La Frite, a family-owned French restaurant being run into the ground by Andre Ramillion, his son and daughter, and head chef Martine. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Near Almeria, Spanish Property Choice has three apartments to show David and Pam Rowe, who are searching for their dream retirement property. Number one on their wish list is a sea view. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Birmingham, super competitive Corinne and her partner Dal are the first to host, and they think they have the competition - Jack and girlfriend Georgie, and James and Adele - licked. 
13:05Posh Pawn This episode of the high-end pawnbroking show features some expensive Rolex watches, an unusual painting of Saddam Hussein, and a hovercraft used in a James Bond film. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year The judges visit four more South East villages: Patrick goes to Uffington, Oxfordshire; Penelope is in Goudhurst, Kent; Alex tours Bardwell, Suffolk; Juliet is in Blunham, Bedfordshire. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Scarlette Douglas shows Sam and Shirley five properties with incredible views on the beautiful Caribbean island of St Lucia for their budget of 400,000. Which one steals their hearts? 
17:00Four in a Bed The second visit is to The Swan Hotel in Telford owned by Chris Witton and his spiritual friend Rammy. They are hoping straightforward value for money will win them the competition. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly combines Man United, Chihuahuas and peanut butter in a surprise birthday bake. Nastassja aims to impress a childhood friend and Phil and Christine create a fruitful masterpiece. 
18:00The Simpsons The Wife Aquatic Homer takes the family on a trip to Barnacle Bay, Marge's childhood home, only to discover it has become run down. Can Homer help to clean up the town? 
18:30Hollyoaks Darren's lies leave Nancy heartbroken again. Darcy's move on Jack is interrupted, while Damon is furious to find his mum at the police station. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Aardvark Koos gets romantic with his sister in this night-time special. Can underdog seahorse Seabiscuit grow the appendage he needs to attract a mate? Plus: bats and mouse deer. (S4 Ep10) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Gary, who's 50, is brought in to A&E after a garage collapsed and fell on his legs. Maggie, who's 83, has suspected sepsis. Toddler George has drunk nail varnish remover. (S14 Ep4) 
22:00Inside Bentley: A Great British... ...Motor Car: For the first time, Bentley invite cameras behind the scenes. This documentary visits the factory, the showrooms and the secret upgrades department. 
23:00Before We Die: Walter Presents Hanna and Bjorn are on the kidnappers' case, but their attempts to rescue Sven are foiled. Christian becomes ever more involved in the Mimica family's business. In Swedish/subs. (Ep2/10) 
00:15Naked Attraction Psychology student Alesia is tired of meeting 'boys' and hopes to meet a real man in the buff. And after 200 dates all over the world, Louise is ready to meet her soulmate. (S2 Ep10) 
01:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In Woodland Park, Colorado, Gordon concludes his attempt to help the Italian restaurant Mangia Mangia avoid ruin. Can he work his magic on a menu that relies on a microwave? (S7 Ep4/10) 
02:00How to Lose Weight Well Rebecca and Alisha bid to lose their bikini bulges. Gary and Connor want to look trim for Gary's graduation. And Elaine and Sue from Essex hope to slim down for a work reunion. (S3 Ep3/4) 
03:00The Secrets of Sleep Twelve people with debilitating sleep disorders join experts in an attempt to overcome their troubled nights, including Michael, who gets trapped in his own nightmares. (Ep1/3) 
03:55Coast vs Country Ben dreams of surfing the waves of north Devon but Gemma wants a picture-postcard cottage in the countryside. Kerr and Sara take up the challenge to find them a perfect home for 400,000. 
04:50Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit west London, where property is expensive and sells fast. They help newly-weds Keon and Zoe in Shepherd's Bush, and Paul and Carolyn in Richmond. 
05:45Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp throws herself into the competitive world of flower arranging by attempting an improvised floral display at the Royal Cornwall Show. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.