This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, March 31 2018

05:40Streetmate Can Scarlett Moffatt find a date for barman Brad on the streets of Leeds, or are pints the only thing he'll be pulling? And Scarlett meets Rachel, who's been single for two years. (Ep10/15) 
06:10Marathon: Marat?n del Meridiano A 42km trail race across the volcanic landscapes of Canary Island El Hierro, climbing to a height of over 1500m. Other races in the same festival include a gruelling uphill-only event. 
06:40Triathlon: Challenge Wanaka The tough, scenic long-distance contest set in New Zealand's Southern Alps, which always attracts a strong international field in both the women's and men's elite races. 
07:05The King of Queens Surprise Artie Doug almost wrecks Carrie's plans for Arthur's surprise 75th birthday party. 
07:30The King of Queens Wild Cards Doug and Deacon make an impromptu trip to Atlantic City to go gambling while Carrie takes Arthur to a Broadway musical. Neither trip goes smoothly... 
07:55Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Needs Money After deciding to lend Robert $1000 when he complains he's struggling, Ray and Debra are surprised when he uses the loan for a holiday. 
08:20Everybody Loves Raymond The Sigh Debra's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom while he shares with the kids. 
08:50Frasier Chess Pains Frasier buys an expensive chess set and challenges his dad to a game. Martin wins easily, again and again... 
09:20Frasier Crane vs. Crane: Niles and Frasier take opposing sides in a court battle over the competency of eccentric millionaire Harlow Stafford. 
09:55Frasier Police Story Frasier sets his sights on an attractive policewoman who, unbeknown to him, has a crush on his father. 
10:25The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when Stuart from the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. Sheldon tries to scupper the budding romance. (S2 Ep20/23) 
10:55The Big Bang Theory The Classified Materials Turbulence Things look up for Leonard when Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart. Howard sees a flaw in his Nasa project. (S2 Ep22/23) 
11:20The Big Bang Theory The Monopolar Expedition Leonard and Penny reconsider their feelings for each other, but then Leonard decides to spend the summer working at the North Pole. (S2 Ep23/23) 
11:50The Simpsons Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts Principal Skinner challenges superintendent Gary Chalmers to take over Bart's education but he adopts an unconventional approach to the job. (S23 Ep3/22) 
12:20The Simpsons Replaceable You Homer's new assistant Roz is so eager to succeed that he quickly loses his job to her, and he's forced to team up with Ned Flanders to reveal her true colours. (S23 Ep5/22) 
12:50The Simpsons The Book Job Homer cashes in on the craze for 'tween literature', forming a team to write the next hit teenage fantasy novel and catching the eye of a slick publisher. (S23 Ep7/22) 
13:20Come Dine with Me In Preston, four hopeful hosts compete to win the grand prize. Inedible recipes, wholesome home cooked favourites, fiery curries and a touch of rivalry feature on the menu. 
14:20Coast vs Country Richard, Janine and their young children are planning to move from London to Dorset/Hampshire. Richard is desperate to live by the seaside, while Janine is passionate about country life. 
15:25A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Retired Jill Castling is ready to cash in her savings to make her dream of owning a family home in Barbados come true. Danni Menzies shows Jill five stunning properties for her ?300,000. 
16:25A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Mandy and Peter dream of swapping their island life in Jersey for Fuerteventura in the Canary Islands. Armed with a budget of ?127,000, Jasmine Harman shows them five fantastic properties. 
17:30The Secret Life of the Zoo This series captures in detail the behaviour of the animals at Chester Zoo. Grumpy elephant Thi is expecting a baby. Red panda Jung gets the cold shoulder from his partner Nima. (S1 Ep1/6) 
18:30Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Coastal Railways with Julie... ...Walters Julie heads from Newcastle to Edinburgh, via the beautiful coastal town of Alnmouth and a date with a lobster breeder and the biggest gannet colony on Earth. (Ep2/4) 
20:00Britain at Low Tide In Fife, Tori Herridge explores a wreck near the scene of one of Britain's worst railway disasters and examines stone carvings left in caves by one of Scotland's oldest tribes. (S2 Ep6/6) 
21:00Taken 3 Film (2015) Violent action-thriller sequel starring Liam Neeson. The troubled ex-CIA agent is framed for murder. With Famke Janssen, Maggie Grace and Forest Whitaker. Strong language/torture. 
23:15AVP: Alien vs. Predator Film (2004) Sci-fi action-horror starring Sanaa Lathan. A pyramid buried under Antarctic ice is discovered to be a place where Aliens and Predators hunt each other for sport. Gory violence. 
01:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon is in Norwalk, Ohio, for the conclusion to the Mill Street Bistro saga as his disagreement with the proprietor erupts into one of his most intense confrontations yet. (S6 Ep13/16) 
01:45Hollyoaks Omnibus Leah prepares to make an announcement at Amy's memorial, and DS Roxy reveals some life-changing news to Adam. Glenn gives Adam a new order, and one family's lives are at risk. [SL] 
03:55The Question Jury New contestant juror Michael imposes his larger-than-life personality on the group, while Matt begins to show a darker side. 
04:50George Clarke's Amazing Spaces George meets Sam, a man with spinal muscular atrophy who is designing an accessible mobile home. He also works on his rotating house project with Will. (S6 Ep2/8) 
05:45Streetmate Lee's ideal man is Superman. Can Scarlett Moffatt find him the date of his dreams on Cardiff's streets? Party girl Jess wants to settle down but where are Cheltenham's single men? (Ep4/15)