This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, May 31 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45The King of Queens Paternal Affairs Doug's Aunt Sheila arrives at an anniversary party for Doug and Carrie, announcing her recent separation from Doug's Uncle Hank. Arthur is instantly smitten with Sheila. 
07:10The King of Queens Head First Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur, and although it gets him in Carrie's good books, Doug's social standing soon takes a battering. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute Ray and Robert are roped into making a celebratory film when Frank is elected 'Man of the Year' at his lodge. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising with Marie Frank gets injured before going on a Caribbean cruise with Marie, so Ray stands in for him, sharing a tiny cabin with his mother, and being mistaken for her lover. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone Ray spends time at home alone when Debra takes the kids to visit her parents, but he soon finds he can't sleep. 
09:00Frasier The Love You Fake Frasier and his neighbour Cam attempt to put an end to their feud because of their parents' supposed love affair. 
09:35Frasier Cheerful Goodbyes Frasier meets up with some of the old Cheers gang in Boston for Cliff's retirement party. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Mike Roper, President and CEO of quick-service Tex-Mex restaurant chain Taco Bueno, disguises himself to work in secret among his own staff to gain more insight before growing the business. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Coast vs Country Newlyweds Kanagasingam and Lesley are looking for a love nest in East Sussex. Spiritual Kanagasingam wants the peaceful countryside, while Lesley loves the coastal lifestyle. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode Henry Cole calls in a safe-cracker to bring a safe back from the scrapheap, and a ship's wheel is left in splinters when Henry falls out with restorer Guy. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Pam Ayres is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Susan Peters from Dorchester has her heart set on moving to stunning Mallorca. Armed with a 130,000 budget and best friend Tina, Scarlette Douglas shows her five fantastic properties. 
16:00The 100K Drop Davina's joined by Fraser and Es from Luton and Oliver and Lewis from Hull. Can either team beat the drop? (Ep19) 
17:00Come Dine with Me Four strangers from in and around Oxford try and host their way to the thousand pound prize. Menus include eggy curry and a raspberry theme, and one of the hosts is a food critic. 
18:00The Simpsons Stop or My Dog Will Shoot After rescuing Homer from a corn maze, Santa's Little Helper is recruited as a police dog and is teamed up with grizzled veteran cop Lou. 
18:30Hollyoaks Misbah tries to mend another problem in Imran's life but ends up making it worse, while Peri is organising a birthday party for Harley and decides to invite one of her relatives. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: This time Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp are in central London at a flat that's almost by the Thames. Tina loves it, but Gareth covets a big home in the suburbs. (S2 Ep8/8) 
21:00Humans Laura struggles to uncover the truth about Operation Basswood, but a conversation with Sophie inspires a bold idea. Mattie and Leo confront their feelings for each other. (S3 Ep3/8) 
22:00First Dates How will Adele react when Matt tells her his passion for Liverpool FC led to his divorce? Max and Esther bond over a shared love of words. Is Ben the nice guy Leora's looking for? (S10 Ep9) 
23:0524 Hours in Police Custody The real-life crime series has unprecedented access to a covert surveillance operation, which culminates in 10 simultaneous armed dawn raids against organised crime gangs. (S7 Ep2) 
00:10The Great British Sex Survey Based on a specially commissioned survey, this programme reveals the UK's ten favourite fetishes, kinks and sexual practices, and explains what drives our diverse sexual desires. 
01:30Carry On Brussels: Inside the EU Behind the scenes at the European Parliament. Ukip press officer Hermann Kelly searches for stories of EU excesses. Lib Dem MEP Catherine Bearder is determined to stop Brexit. (Ep2/3) [SL] 
02:25The Battle for Britain's Heroes From Nelson with his pro-slavery position to Churchill and his views on race, should we rethink the heroes we honour? Should statues of some great British heroes even come tumbling down? [SL] 
03:20Best Laid Plans Charlie Luxton helps Norfolk couple Stephen and Julia future-proof their home. In Cambridgeshire, Sophie Morgan meets Lauren and Charles, who are creating a kitchen-diner extension. (Ep10) 
04:15My Kitchen Rules 'Hunter Gatherers' team, married couple Angela and Rob, stage their themed restaurant 'The Natural Bounty' at their home in Northallerton. Will their fresh meat wow their rivals? 
05:10Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Barry McGuigan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.