This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, May 30 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner. 
06:45The King of Queens Cello, Goodbye Carrie's on the fast track at her new job in a Manhattan law firm. But the trappings of success make Doug wonder why she ever ended up with a guy like him. 
07:10The King of Queens Richie's Song During a painful double-date with Richie and his self-absorbed wife Marie, Carrie reluctantly tells Doug that Marie's doting ways belie her wandering tendencies. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong Ray seeks revenge when he finds out that Frank let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12 years old. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pants on Fire When Marie finds out that Ray held a party in her house 20 years ago, she spurns him in favour of Robert. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Date The Barones think that Robert is going too far in his efforts to fit in with his new group of friends. 
09:05Frasier War of the Words Frasier's son wins the spelling bee, but there's trouble when the runner-up's parents find out that Frasier was mouthing the letters of the words. 
09:35Frasier Deathtrap Frasier and Niles make a return trip to their childhood home and recall what they believed to be a murder. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay's target is Sabatiello's, an Italian family restaurant in Stamford, Connecticut, better known for the tantrums of combustible owner Sammy than the quality of its food. 
11:00Undercover Boss USA John Fuller, CEO of The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, goes undercover in his own firm to check his coffee shops' efficiency. Six years earlier, he did the same thing while CEO of Johnny Rockets. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Coast vs Country Craig and Jacqueline are moving back to the UK after 14 years of living in the South of France. They both want to settle in Cornwall but can't decide on coast or countryside. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien are in the Cotswolds competing to see who can create the most profit on two old lamps, and they take a spin in a Devonshire fire engine. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Barry McGuigan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Anne fell in love with Lanzarote 10 years ago and is looking for a holiday home to enjoy in her retirement. Jonnie shows her five fantastic properties in the resort of Puerto del Carmen. 
16:00The 100K Drop Davina's joined by Julie and her uncle Robert from Glasgow and couple Ria and Nick from Essex. Can either team beat the drop? (Ep18) 
17:00Come Dine with Me The first host in Reading is singing teacher Victoria. Joining her are burger bar owner and wind-up merchant Barry, straight talking retiree Kathleen and French waiter Lamri. 
18:00The Simpsons Crook & Ladder When members of the Springfield fire department are injured, Homer, Moe, Apu and Skinner volunteer to be temporary fire-fighters. 
18:30Hollyoaks Imran lies to spite his mum for letting him down and ruins a piece of work she helped Yazz with. Marnie's dinner party doesn't go to plan when she ends up drinking wine with the hired help. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Andean bear cub Madidi embarks on an adventure into a neighbouring paddock. Young elephant Nandita is desperate to befriend babies Aayu and Indali but is too boisterous for them. (S4 Ep3) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E Tony and his father have been in a motorbike crash. After been kicked by a horse Alison has a broken leg. Harry, who's 12, has been in a 10-bike pile-up at a velodrome. (S15 Ep3) 
22:00Carry on Brussels: Inside the EU Behind the scenes at the European Parliament. Ukip press officer Hermann Kelly searches for stories of EU excesses. Lib Dem MEP Catherine Bearder is determined to stop Brexit. (Ep2/3) 
23:05Gogglebox The biggest and best TV moments of the week get their grilling from Britain's sharpest armchair critics. (S11 Ep14) 
00:05Friday Night Dinner Lord Luck Dad annoys everyone with his old ventriloquist dummy Lord Luck, while Jonny's recently dumped friend Ben comes for dinner in need of cheering up. (S5 Ep4/6) 
00:35High & Dry The Trial Douglas discovers that a nearby island is inhabited and wants to visit, but Brett, desperate to stop him leaving, puts him on trial for 'assaulting' Susan. (Ep4/6) 
01:00How'd You Get So Rich? Katherine Ryan meets a millionaire poker player and goes house hunting with ex-Big Brother contestant Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who's remade herself as a property mogul. (Ep5) 
01:45Straightheads Film (2007) Violent thriller starring Gillian Anderson and Danny Dyer. After a couple are brutally attacked by thugs, they set out for gory vengeance. Very strong language/sexual violence. [SL] 
03:05Joe Wicks: The Body Coach Joe Wicks has helped thousands transform their bodies with his eat more, exercise less fitness regime. Now he's bringing his body confidence revolution to the whole nation. 
04:00My Kitchen Rules The competition heats up as the action moves to Kitchen Headquarters. The week's second and third placed teams will cook off to secure the remaining spot in the next leg of the contest. 
04:55Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates cool tricks for dressing a dining table. She makes a paper napkin rose, a cupcake bouquet and uses vintage teacups for a great place setting. 
05:10Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner.