This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, August 27 2018

05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:20The King of Queens Awed Couple Doug and Carrie decide to find new friends in an attempt to annoy Deacon and his wife, but it's not that simple... 
06:45The King of Queens Cologne Ranger Doug discovers a new aftershave that he really likes, but he decides to keep wearing it in secret despite the fact that Carrie hates it. 
07:10The King of Queens Domestic Disturbance When Carrie hires a maid, Doug feels left out and hires Spence's mum. But she's a terrible cleaner, and Arthur falls for her. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Tenth Anniversary When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Hackidu Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. 
08:35Everybody Loves Raymond Debra Makes Something Good Debra finally cooks a dish that Ray, Robert and Frank all enjoy, but Marie is not impressed with her efforts. 
09:05Frasier Our Parents, Ourselves Frasier plays Cupid when he arranges a supposedly accidental meeting between Martin and Roz's mother. 
09:35Frasier The Show Where Woody Shows Up Frasier receives a surprise visit from Woody (guest star Woody Harrelson), his old friend from the Cheers bar in Boston. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon travels to South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing the marriage of owners Tommy and Dina DeFino to the verge of collapse. Can Gordon help? 
11:00The Simpsons Lisa The Vegetarian Lisa turns vegetarian after petting a lamb, but can't find anyone in Springfield who shares her sensibilities, except for Apu and his friends Paul and Linda McCartney. 
11:35The Simpsons Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses After forgetting his recent birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. 
12:05Come Dine with Me In south east London, there's cutting culinary critique and intriguing international cuisine, friendships are made, hilarious secrets are revealed and outrageous outfits are de rigueur. 
13:05Bang on Budget Ryan and Alexandra's house is stuck in the 1970s, with a corner bar and pub-style wallpaper. Can Lucy and Harry help them get a traditional bathroom and kitchen on a budget? (Ep13) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun TV's Queen of Clean Kim Woodburn and her husband Pete are looking for a holiday home on the Costa del Sol. Jonnie Irwin shows them five stunning penthouse apartments. 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses John and Tricia from Bognor Regis have 300,000 euros to spend on a luxury villa in Almerķa but there's an unexpected ending to their property search. (S2 Ep21/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me In the West Midlands, cheerful teaching assistant Sunita goes all out to stimulate her guests' taste buds with an authentic Punjabi feast full of big portions and bold flavours. 
17:30The Simpsons Worst Episode Ever Bert and Milhouse end up running Comic Book Guy's shop after he has a heart attack. 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror V: The Simpsons become winter caretakers at Mr Burns' mountain mansion, where Homer is driven mad by the lack of beer and TV. 
18:30Hollyoaks Sami dresses as an airline pilot and asks Ellie to travel around the world with her. Imran's behaviour towards Misbah improves, while Romeo and Prince throw another rave. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30Food Unwrapped What's the difference between white and dark rum? What's the jelly in a jelly bean? And why do anchovies taste salty? Kate, Jimmy and Matt revisit some of their favourite investigations. 
20:00How to Get Rich Quick Dover locals Amber and mum Mandy try their luck at making money from their home. And Dave Fishwick introduces regular contributor Granny Mags to the New York stock exchange. (Ep6/7) 
20:30Jamie Cooks Italy Jamie Oliver heads to Naples, the pizza capital of Italy, to seek out the recipes the locals love to eat. He is blown away by acquapazza - fish poached in 'crazy water'. (Ep3/8) 
21:00Speed with Guy Martin: Classic... ...F1 Special: Guy Martin takes part in his first ever Formula 1 race, driving a 1983 Williams F1 car at Silverstone, against Jenson Button, who's in a 1980s six-wheel prototype F1 car. 
22:30Sacha Baron Cohen: Who Is America? Brand new satirical series in which comedian Sacha Baron Cohen explores the diverse individuals across the political and cultural spectrum who populate a unique nation. (Ep7/7) 
23:058 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the game show mash-up as Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges take on Joe Wilkinson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Adam Kay joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. (S16 Ep7) 
00:05Kinky Britain This entertaining documentary follows the growing number of British amateur filmmakers who are making a fortune delivering other people's fantasies on tape. 
01:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tries to improve the Fiesta Sunrise, a Mexican restaurant in West Nyack, New York, where a cockroach-infested kitchen means that the guests have to leave for their own safety. 
01:5560 Days in Jail Re-Entry Sheriff Jamey Noel sends the first four out of eight new volunteers to Clark County Jail, Indiana, as undercover inmates in a covert operation rooting out contraband. (S2 Ep1/12) 
02:45The Supervet A Staffordshire Bull Terrier who senses its owner's nocturnal epileptic fits needs treatment for its painful legs. And an Irish Setter has a cancerous tumour. (S6 Ep8/10) 
03:40Phil Spencer: Secret Agent In Shrivenham, Oxfordshire, Phil Spencer helps a family whose property has been on the market for an incredible five years. (S6 Ep8/10) 
04:35Village of the Year with Penelope ...Keith From the south east zone, four more shortlisted villages hope to impress: Elstead, Surrey; Happisburgh, Norfolk; Hampstead Norreys, Berkshire; Ashwell, Hertfordshire. (Ep7/24) 
05:35Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.