This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, August 28 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30Mike & Molly The Wedding Chaos ensues on Mike and Molly's wedding day, and anything that can go wrong does, as the happy couple tie the knot. (S2 Ep20) 
06:55Mike & Molly The Honeymoon Is Over Mike and Molly return from their honeymoon in Paris and embark on married life, but the trip has inspired Mike to travel the world. (S3 Ep1) 
07:20The King of Queens Flash Photography Doug regrets taking a dirty photo at a wedding, and when the bride and groom find out they are not amused. 
07:45The King of Queens Connect Four Doug and Carrie try to split up two couples to form the perfect couple to accompany them to the basketball. Arthur's parking ticket scam backfires badly. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Hackidu Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Debra Makes Something Good Debra finally cooks a dish that Ray, Robert and Frank all enjoy, but Marie is not impressed with her efforts. 
09:10Frasier Mother Load (Part 2/2): After Frasier boots Daphne's unpleasant brother out of his home, Daphne frets that she'll be left alone to deal with her horrendous mother. 
09:40Frasier Juvenilia Frasier is ambushed when he agrees to appear on a seemingly innocent teen-oriented radio show but is then interrogated by the brainy high-school panel. 
10:10The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6/23) 
10:35The Big Bang Theory The Panty Pinata Polarization Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7/23) 
11:05The Simpsons The Sweetest Apu Marge and Homer desperately try to get Apu and Manjula back together after she catches him cheating on her at the Kwik-E-Mart. 
11:30The Simpsons Burns' Heir: Mr Burns decides he wants an heir and auditions Springfield's children for the position. When Bart wins, he must choose between his boring family and the rich Mr Burns. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun: Where... ...Are They Now?: A fisherman in Spain enters unchartered waters. And after an accident nearly crippled a vineyard owner's business, he suffers another big blow. (Ep3/10) 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In Sheffield, Dan and his team are hoping to do deals on a diamond eternity ring and a Victorian gold chain, a pair of very unusual painted cabinets featuring the artist Salvador Dali. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Shirley's holidayed in Spain for over a decade but now wants to make a permanent move to the Murcia region. With 50,000 and Laura Hamilton on hand, will she find her dream property? 
16:00The Great Hotel Escape Steph swings by with her pet pooch Gigi to see Hannah at her Georgian hotel in Norfolk, while in Scotland Simon runs into problems with his own pet project for the castle's kitchen. (Ep3) 
17:00Come Dine with Me On day three in Swindon and Marlborough, Parisienne Saleha is hoping to take top spot in the competition by serving up a vegetarian meal... with a side of steak tartare. 
17:30The Simpsons Sideshow Bob Roberts Sideshow Bob gets out of prison and stands for Mayor of Springfield, intent on getting revenge on Bart. 
18:00The Simpsons The Blunder Years A hypnotist reawakens repressed memories from Homer's childhood. But what was the event that scared him so badly when he was 12? Guest starring Paul Newman. 
18:30Hollyoaks Tony thinks he's discovered who's responsible for his son's disappearance, while Brooke is frantic after being left alone with DJ. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Supershoppers:... ...Money Saving Special: Sabrina Grant and Kate Quilton return with a special episode dedicated to questions and complaints from viewers, bursting with money-saving tips and revelations. 
21:00New: Kevin's Grandest Design Kevin McCloud's reveals his top five buildings from 180 episodes. In this one-off special to launch the new series, Kevin revisits the buildings and people who have most inspired him. 
22:00New: Naked Attraction Hot tub installer Rigby has seen the world, sampled its delights, and now gets naked seeking a new partner. And breast cancer survivor Judith lets loose to bag herself a man. (S5 Ep2/5) 
23:05The Sex Clinic Khayda is worried about the spots on his bum. Emelio is concerned he's having too much fun in bed. Elle is desperate for tips on how to have a pain-free sex life. (Ep2) 
00:10Kathy Burke's All Woman Kathy feels women compromise most in relationships, but wonders if things are changing. She goes on a date with a gigolo while an Oxford academic explains the science of love. (Ep3/3) [SL] 
01:05Born Famous Ria Ince discovers what life might have been like had her dad Paul not been a famous footballer, spending a week in Dagenham and meeting one of her dad's old school friends. (Ep4/4) [SL] 
02:00Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Michon's, a family-run smokehouse eatery in Atlanta, Georgia, whose future is in doubt because of the owner's ill health and his daughter's hands-off management style. 
02:50Grand Designs New Zealand A couple build a retreat on Waiheke Island that is designed to nestle high in the tree canopy but is only accessible on foot or by using an all-terrain vehicle. (S3 Ep7) 
03:45Undercover Boss USA Cindy Galardi Culpepper, CEO and Chairperson of Wienerschnitzel, the world's largest hot dog chain, goes undercover among her staff to look at the quality of communication in the company. 
04:35Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team help first-time buyers Christine and Chris, who've run out of money to decorate their Glasgow flat. 
04:55Come Dine with Me In Chippenham, an RAF engineer, a gym owner, a florist and a Finnish musician aim to throw the best dinner party. There are several practical jokes and revelations about a host's love life. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.