This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, March 27 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:25Cheers The Bartender's Tale Carla insists Sam should hire a older woman to replace Diane and thinks she's found the perfect candidate in Lillian, whose daughter catches Sam's eye. (S3 Ep23/25) 
06:55Cheers The Belles of St Clete's Carla calls together her former school classmates so they can plot revenge when she spots their sadistic former principal having a drink at Cheers. (S3 Ep24/25) 
07:20Cheers Rescue Me Frasier has proposed to Diane, but instead of answering she dashes to the phone to call Sam hoping he'll declare undying love and rush to Italy to stop the wedding. (S3 Ep25/25) 
07:45Frasier Daphne Hates Sherry Daphne and Sherry just can't get on, so Daphne decides to stay at Niles' apartment. Niles can't believe his luck. 
08:10Frasier Are You Being Served? Frasier attempts to console a distraught Niles after Maris sends him their divorce papers. 
08:40Frasier Ask Me No Questions When Niles asks his brother if he and Maris should stay together, Frasier is required to give his answer careful and considered thought. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond The Bird Robert and Amy convince their families that it would be fun to spend Thanksgiving together, but the day gets off to a bad start. 
09:40Everybody Loves Raymond Jazz Records When the children ruin Ray's dictionary, Frank tells them about the time Ray wrecked his prized jazz record collection. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Pantaleone's, where stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon's own taste test proves the opposite. (S7 Ep1/10) 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Paul Damico, President of Moe's Southwest Grill, one of the world's fastest growing restaurant chains, adopts a new identity to go undercover and see how efficient his organisation is. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Come Dine with Me In and around Leicester, Kwesi, Heidi, Fran and Tim compete for the prize. There are shocking revelations in all things taxidermy and one of the strangest acts of spontaneity you will see! 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn unwanted possessions into hard cash. In this episode, finds include some baby scales, an oil can and a glass cabinet ready for upscaling. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Sue and Mike have been holidaying in Portugal for 20 years. With Mike about to retire, they want to buy a holiday home in the Algarve. They have 150,000 to spend. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Angel shows Stephanie the best way to frame her father's original artwork. Justin and Annabelle put up their shutters. Jayne and Steve complete the Little French room. (S2 Ep28) 
17:00Four in a Bed For the third visit this week the group head to Stade Court Hotel in Hythe, owned by couple Sandeep and Vaishalee Chawla who follow the hosting policy of treating their guests like a god. 
17:30Come Dine with Me It's the third night of the competition from the Midlands and 24-year-old Hezron's turn to host. Hezron is upping the globetrotting ante to wow his guests the taste of the Caribbean. 
18:00The Simpsons Trilogy of Error A day in the lives of Homer, Lisa and Bart, with each Simpson's story told separately but interrelated, Short Cuts-style. 
18:30Hollyoaks A beloved resident decides to leave the village. Maxine discovers her boyfriend Damon's dream future is to move to New York with his best friend Brody! 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: The Supervet Noel Fitzpatrick The nation's favourite vet faces small and large patients, as a six-year-old terrier has its paw ripped off and a gentle giant of a Newfoundland presents with chronic lameness. (S13 Ep4) 
21:00New: Married at First Sight Verity and Jack exchange wedding vows seconds after their first meeting. Newlyweds, Jonathan and Stephanie start getting to know each other on their honeymoon in Seville. (S4 Ep2/4) 
22:00New: Mums Make Porn The mums immerse themselves in the porn industry, writing scripts and doing work experience on live porn sets in Spain. But trouble rises at an awards show, causing division. (Ep2/3) 
23:00Derry Girls The Curse The Quinn family cause uproar at a family wedding, and the consequences of the girls bad behaviour are very serious, especially for cousin Eammon (Ardal O'Hanlon). (S2 Ep4/6) 
23:35Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest critics think of All Star Musicals, Mary Berry's Quick Cooking, Harry's Heroes The Full English, The Great Celebrity Bake Off for SU2C, and The Bay? (S13 Ep5) 
00:35The Crystal Maze The London Girls have self-belief, attitude and quick wits and they'll need all of that in their aim to conquer the Maze. Will Richard Ayoade be able to control the kamikaze bunch? (S5 Ep2) 
01:30Night Moves Film (2014) Drama starring Jesse Eisenberg, Dakota Fanning and Peter Sarsgaard. Three people take violent action to stop the environmental damage caused by a local dam. Some strong language. [SL] 
03:25Coast vs Country Sara Damergi and Kerr Drummond travel the UK competing to find house-hunters their dream home. This time, Wendy and Christopher hope to relocate from Cornwall to Northumberland. 
04:20Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Kirstie Allsopp takes on artisan projects, learning to make beeswax candles, home-made handscrub and a pendant made of silver clay. 
04:30All Star Driving School The celebrity learner drivers try to nail their manoeuvres, and attempt to navigate a specially designed course in golf buggies that steer in the opposite direction. (Ep3) 
04:55The 100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by Luke and Julia, a mum and son from Wellingborough, and friends Sally and Kaz from Gloucester. Will they manage to leave with the cash? (Ep6) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.