This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, March 29 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:25Cheers The Groom Wore Clearasil Carla strongly objects when her 16-year-old son requests permission to get married. She begs Sam to tell him about the joys of the bachelor lifestyle. (S4 Ep4/26) 
06:55Cheers Diane's Nightmare Diane is haunted by bad dreams about Andy, the ex-con actor who tried to strangle her. Sam and Frasier offer reassurance but she's sure her life is in danger. (S4 Ep5/26) 
07:20Cheers I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday Diane entrusts Sam with a valuable book - signed by Ernest Hemingway - as security for the money he lent her to buy it. Will the volume be safe? (S4 Ep6/26) 
07:45Frasier Halloween Niles throws a Halloween party to raise money for the Library Association, where all his guests have to dress up as a famous character from literature. 
08:10Frasier The Kid Frasier tries to help Roz out following the revelation about her pregnancy, but he is determined to discover who the father is. 
08:40Frasier The 1000th Show Frasier's self-importance over a professional milestone, and his persistent sibling rivalry with Niles, reach crisis point. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond Whose Side Are You On? After realising that Debra places bets with the kids on his strange behaviour, Ray is disturbed to find out that his own children now think he's a 'doof'. 
09:40Everybody Loves Raymond Lateness Fed up with his wife's constant tardiness, Ray leaves Debra at home rather than take her to an awards ceremony. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA The stress of running Greek restaurant Kati Allo has driven its owners to the brink of divorce, and their daughter is caught in the middle. Can Gordon Ramsay save the day? (S7 Ep5/10) 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Situated near Lake Tahoe, Squaw Valley is one of the largest ski resorts in the United States. CEO Andy Wirth takes up a new identity in order to work incognito among his own employees. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Portsmouth and Southampton, Lucy creates Greek-inspired dishes, Phil's meal has meat and bones, Elena doesn't have the best start with her canapés, and Tony offers up a Syrian feast. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien are in East Sussex to turn unwanted possessions into hard cash for their owners. In this episode, the boys come across some Victorian street lamps. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jenny Eclair is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Lynda has travelled all over the world, but it's Portugal's beautiful eastern Algarve that's captured her heart. With a budget of £175,000 Jasmine Harman scours the local market. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Stephanie finishes her mum's apartment. Jayne and Steve finish the Oriental Room and are ready for guests. We meet Tim, Sasha and Lily who run their chateau as a wedding venue. (S2 Ep30) 
17:00Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and the B&B owners are meeting for the last time. Having addressed the critiques, the payments are revealed before the winner is finally announced. 
17:30Come Dine with Me On the final day in the Midlands business owner Ian hopes to scoop the prize by whisking his guests off to the Canary Islands. Sadly, things don't go according to plan... 
18:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror XVIII Bart helps Kodos to contact his home planet, Homer lives a double life as a government assassin, and Ned Flanders turns the church into a Hell house. 
18:30Hollyoaks Jealousy is all around as Sinead is convinced Sienna is out to steal her husband, and Liberty discovers her new boyfriend Sami had a fling with Sinead. Maxine claims she's getting worse. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp head for Stenhousemuir as they compete to convince couple Steven and Mhairi to either sell or refurbish their home. (S3 Ep1/7) 
21:00New: Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their insightful, passionate and emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S13 Ep6) 
22:00Live: The Last Leg Host Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Aisling Bea and Stacey Dooley to dissect the week's news in the satirical comedy show. (S16 Ep10/10) 
23:05The Big Narstie Show Big Narstie and Mo Gilligan present anarchic chat, comedy and music. With guests Zawe Ashton and Sue Perkins, Matt Lucas, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Melvin Odoom and Ms Banks. (S2 Ep6/8) 
00:1030 Days of Night Film (2007) Gory horror starring Josh Hartnett. When a month of winter darkness falls on an Alaskan town, ravenous vampires descend. Can the sheriff save the townsfolk? Bloody violence. 
02:00Home Things are tense as Sami anxiously awaits his interview at the Home Office. Katy decides to distract him by getting Sami to present a talk at the school. (Ep4/6) [SL] 
02:30Traitors The final episode of the spy thriller with Emma Appleton and Keeley Hawes. Feef is in real danger and in the hands of a far more ruthless adversary now that Caspar is in charge. (Ep6/6) [SL] 
03:25New Landlords from Hell Dispatches A year-long investigation reveals the shocking conditions that tenants of one of Britain's biggest housing associations have to live in. [SL] 
03:55Coast vs Country David wants to live by the beach but Shirley loves the countryside. Coastal expert Kerr Drummond and country fan Sara Damergi aim to find them a property for £300,000 in Cornwall. (S1 Ep26) 
04:50All Star Driving School The celebs have a mock driving test and assess their reflexes in the treacherous multi-hazard car park, where they have to dodge any dangers that cross their paths. (Ep4) 
05:15The £100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by siblings Cath and Alex from Cardiff, and Roy and James, a grandfather and grandson from Leeds. But can either pair take home the cash? (Ep8)