This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, June 6 2020

06:00Everybody Loves Raymond I Wish I Were Gus Ray is chosen to give the eulogy at his great uncle's funeral, but he gets more than he bargained for when his aunt turns up to rekindle a family feud. 
06:25Everybody Loves Raymond Standard Deviation Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class, but then tells each of them that they scored the highest mark. 
06:50Everybody Loves Raymond Look, Don't Touch Debra is suspicious when Angelina, a waitress at Nemo's, calls Ray at home. Although it's all perfectly innocent, Ray feels guilty. 
07:10The Big Bang Theory The Celebration Experimentation The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17/24) 
07:30The Big Bang Theory The Application Deterioration Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18/24) 
07:50The Big Bang Theory The Solder Excursion Diversion Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19/24) 
08:15The Big Bang Theory The Big Bear Precipitation Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20/24) 
08:35The Simpsons Simpson Tide Homer, Barney and Moe become trapped in a nuclear submarine in a combat situation. Then Homer accidentally ejects the captain (guest star Rod Steiger). 
09:05The Simpsons The Trouble with Trillions Homer and Mr Burns go on the run to Cuba with a trillion-dollar note that Mr Burns was meant to deliver to post-war Europe. 
09:35The Simpsons Homer the Whopper When Homer is chosen to appear in a superhero movie, the film studio hires a celebrity trainer (guest star Seth Rogen) to help him develop a muscular physique. 
10:05The Simpsons Bart Gets a 'Z': When Edna Krabappel confiscates all her students' phones, Bart gets revenge by spiking her coffee with alcohol, prompting Principal Skinner to fire her for being drunk. 
10:35The Simpsons The Great Wife Hope The male citizens of Springfield become obsessed with the brutal sport of Ultimate Punching, and Marge ends up getting challenged to step into the ring... 
11:00The Boxtrolls Film (2014) Oscar-nominated animation. Sometimes scary and badly behaved - but ultimately harmless - trolls living below a hilltop town face extermination. Can a boy and girl save the creatures? 
12:55Couples Come Dine with Me Liverpool. Dramatic duo Ryan and Kitty serve family classics with a twist. Hairdresser Karen and builder Alun host a sophisticated night. And talkative Tony and Debby are feeling confident. 
13:55Four in a Bed Carolyn and her daughter Galatea hope that their peaceful woodland cabins at the North Star Club in Yorkshire will impress their guests. But the self-catering breakfast ruffles feathers. 
14:25Four in a Bed Luke and John claim to be the unique selling point at their establishment, Friends B&B in Blackpool. But some of the feedback leaves a bitter taste. 
14:55Four in a Bed For the third visit, the group head to the Lincoln Holiday Retreat, which Debbie has built from the ground up over the past 20 years. But Carolyn finds the decor dated. 
15:25Four in a Bed Mark and Heidi pride themselves on offering something different in their converted chapel - called The Chapel - in Harrogate. But one guest is concerned about her traditional Chinese bed. 
15:55Four in a Bed It's the final day, and the owners meet for the last time to settle some scores. After dramatic discoveries and cutting comments, the payments are revealed and the winner is announced. 
16:25A Place in the Sun Musician Donagh is taking the giant step of relocating to the vibrant Spanish city of Valencia. Can Scarlette Douglas find him the perfect city pad for 125,000? 
17:30Grand Designs Richard and Felicia set out to turn a vast underground water reservoir near the Humber Estuary into a family home: an almighty feat of engineering. Then a life-threatening illness strikes. 
18:25Channel 4 News Channel 4 news with sport and weather. 
18:55Life of Pi Film (2012) Ang Lee's Oscar-winning adventure. A young Indian boy is cast adrift in a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger when his family's voyage to Canada goes badly wrong. Scenes of threat. 
21:15Miss Peregrine's Home for... Film ...Peculiar Children: (2016) Eva Green and Asa Butterfield star in Tim Burton's fantasy adventure. A teenager enters the magical, but scary and violent, world where his grandfather grew up. 
23:45Big Game Film (2014) Action-adventure starring Samuel L. Jackson and Onni Tommila. In a forest in Finland, a timid local boy attempts to save the US president from terrorists. Strong language/violence. 
01:20The Last Leg: Locked Down Under Harry Hill and Lorraine Kelly join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker as they host from their homes in Australia and the UK. With music from The Horne Section. (Ep5) 
02:15The Simpsons Pranks and Greens Bart is determined to seek out the best prankster in Springfield Elementary's history to ask him all about his legendary practical jokes. 
02:40Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits an Italian restaurant that's been run into the ground by brothers Frank and Anthony. Can they learn to trust each other again to help the business succeed? 
03:30Hollyoaks Omnibus Nancy debates whether she can ever trust Kyle again. Jordan and Leela have a heart-to-heart. An uninvited guest makes a shock announcement at Mercedes and Sylver's vow renewal. [SL] 
04:20Grand Designs New Zealand A couple use energy-efficient insulated panels to build a retirement home near the tidal estuary at Nelson on the South Island, inspired by fruit-packing sheds. (S3 Ep5) 
05:10Car S.O.S Peugeot 504 Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend take on Barry's 1972 Peugeot 504 cabriolet - a rare French classic that has seen better days. (S7 Ep2/10) 
06:00Everybody Loves Raymond Frank, the Writer Frank submits ideas for a column to Ray's editor after getting anecdotes published in Reader's Digest. But Ray's editor thinks it's the worst writing he's ever seen.