This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, January 24 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun Citizen Solomon The flat has become a wreck since Sally moved out, so Dick, Harry and Tommy hire Cathy, Mary's cleaning woman, to tidy it up. Tommy joins the staff of the school newspaper. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun Alien Hunter Dick orders the family to throw him a 'surprise' birthday party. He is approached by a mysterious woman who claims to be auditing his class, but could she be an alien hunter? 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Anniversary At Frank and Marie's anniversary party, Ray feels guilty that his parents split up for a year and only got back together after Ray fell off his bike. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Working Late Again Debra convinces Ray to give working from home a try, but things do not turn out as she had planned. 
08:30Frasier When a Man Loves Two Women Frasier dates Cassandra, with whom he had a confusing time on Valentine's Day. Then he bumps into Faye and dates her too. 
09:00Frasier Visions of Daphne Daphne gets engaged to her boyfriend Donny but then has a psychic vision that suggests he isn't the right man for her. 
09:35Frasier Shut Out in Seattle (Part 1/2): Daphne's engagement to Donny upsets Niles, but Peppy from Cafe Nervosa provides a pick-me-up. Frasier keeps getting Faye's name wrong. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - checking in with the owners he previously helped to find out whether his advice has been put to good use. 
11:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Sharon and Steve from Spanish Property Choice must think outside the box to find a buyer for a stunning mansion in the mountains that houses an unusual business - a luxurious cat hotel. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In Kent, Katie and her 6ft 7in husband Dan are up first with a menu suited to Dan's huge appetite, but their massive portion sizes prove a challenge to some of the guests. 
13:05Posh Pawn A mother wants to pawn her 185k necklace to pay her children's school fees, and the team scratch their heads when a client turns up with a seven-foot Terminator model. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Village of the Year with Penelope ...Keith Four more South East villages compete for Village of the Year. This time the judges visit Penshurst, Kent; Mundesley, Norfolk; Haddenham, Bucks; Burley, New Forest. 
16:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Dorothy Pinkett is looking for a holiday home that can provide respite for herself and her disabled husband on her favourite island of Menorca, so the pressure is really on for Jasmine. 
17:00Four in a Bed The B&Bers head to Scalford Hall Hotel in Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire where Colin Warburg, along with student son Ben, hope their 81 room country pile will wow their rivals. 
17:30Extreme Cake Makers Ben mixes his love of tattoos and baking in a romantic wedding cake. Phil and Christine go overboard with a replica of a Cornish ship, and Eloise brings rainbow magic to a Pride Festival. 
18:00The Simpsons Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times Homer's misguided revenge on Cletus combined with an untimely car breakdown leaves the Simpsons telling tales of revenge gone wrong. 
18:30Hollyoaks Nancy asks Darren to consider counselling, while Zack persuades Holly to visit Harry. Tension runs high when Brody and Damon visit Maggie in hospital. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp meet the Pogsons in Harrogate, who need a multi-generational home for the kids and a grandparent, and must either sell or extend. (S3 Ep4/8) 
21:00Kiri Alice and Jim are shocked to hear that the police case against Nate might not be straightforward after all, and Tobi is furious with the police for their treatment of his family. (Ep3/4) 
22:00999: What's Your Emergency? Following criminalisation of once legal highs, crack and heroin are on the up, and users/dealers are getting younger as organised gangs flood small local communities with drugs. (S4 Ep3) 
23:0524 Hours in A&E Gary, who's 50, is brought in to A&E after a garage collapsed and fell on his legs. Maggie, who's 83, has suspected sepsis. Toddler George has drunk nail varnish remover. (S14 Ep4) 
00:05PokerStars Championship Cash... ...Challenge The players in the Monte Carlo cash game witness one of the most outrageous poker hands of all time, as comedian Kevin Hart tangles with The Challenger, Mila Munroe. 
01:00A Fantastic Fear of Everything Film (2012) Comedy starring Simon Pegg. An author becomes a recluse who sees danger everywhere after researching a series of books on Victorian serial killers. Very strong language/violence. [SL] 
02:40Politicians for Hire: Cashing... on Brexit - Channel 4 Dispatches goes undercover to investigate how former cabinet ministers are offering themselves to private companies as Brexit advisers. 
03:10Walking Through Time Britain used to be linked to Europe by a chalk land bridge, which was destroyed by a catastrophic flood 450,000 years ago. Dr Tori Herridge examines this once-in-a-million-years mega flood. 
04:10Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer goes house-hunting in the desirable suburbs of south Manchester with Craig and Becki, while Kirstie Allsopp searches the rolling Cheshire countryside with Chris and Amy. 
05:05Coast vs Country Pauline and Graham are retiring to Devon or Cornwall. But while she wants to paint in the countryside, he wants to buy a yacht and take to the sea. Where should they buy their new home? 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. John Inverdale is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.