This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, May 23 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:453rd Rock from the Sun There's No Business Like Dick Business When the aliens see a magician entertaining children at a party in the park, Dick volunteers to act as his assistant. Mary has her handbag stolen. 
07:103rd Rock from the Sun A Dick Replacement When Dick and Mary visit a psychic together, she says that the couple are from two different worlds and one day Dick will leave Mary and return home. 
07:353rd Rock from the Sun Dick's Ark When Mary tells Dick that she wants some time apart from him, he thinks it's all over between them. Sally visits a TV station where she is offered a job as the new weather girl. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Invasion Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit. Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables on her in-laws. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Driving Frank When Frank backs into Robert's police car, Debra decides that he's not a safe driver and that the kids should no longer travel in his car. 
09:00Frasier Room Full of Heroes Frasier's fancy-dress Halloween party takes an unpleasant turn when Niles drinks a few too many beers. 
09:35Frasier Bla-Z-Boy An accident leaves a mess on Frasier's carpet and breaks Martin's chair, while Niles gives piano lessons to a talented Roz and a not-so-talented Daphne. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets husband-and-wife bistro owners, who have a shocking contempt for customer feedback. (S6 Ep11/16) 
11:00Undercover Boss USA Greg Scott, CEO of clothing retailer New York & Company, disguises himself to go undercover among his own employees seeking ways to keep the business in vogue and increase profitability. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Coast vs Country House hunters Michelle and Peter have a budget of ?450,000 and hope to make the big move from their family home in Berkshire to Devon, where they currently own a holiday home. 
13:05Posh Pawn Prestige Pawnbrokers boss James mixes business with pleasure as he meets an entrepreneur friend in Spain who's looking to get a ?100k loan on his luxury 18-metre yacht. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Barry McGuigan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Newly-weds Karen and John from Essex are near retirement. With the last of the six boys they have between them about to leave home, they're looking for a new adventure on Gran Canaria. 
16:00The ?100K Drop Davina McCall is joined by John and Ryan, father and son from Wellingborough, and Olly and Charlene, a couple from St Helens. Will either pair be taking home the cash? (Ep13) 
17:00Four in a Bed The third visit of the week is to Schiehallion Hotel in Aberfeldy, run by Julie Dunbar and James Graham. Some guests are impressed but luxury lovers Andy and Jeronime are left wanting more. 
17:30Buy It Now Andrew's invention is to improve trips to the beach; Trishna from London has a beauty product to aid the daily routine; brothers Bob and Andy have an invention inspired by their nan. (Ep28) 
18:00The Simpsons Yokel Chords In a parody of The Sound of Music, Lisa tutors Cletus's seven children. But, spotting their singing talent, Krusty snaps them up for his circus. 
18:30Hollyoaks Darren, Mandy, Luke and Nancy make plans for a party at The Hutch. The couples all seem happy, and Mandy and Darren talk about just being friends and nothing more. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55The Political Slot Kate Osamor MP presents The Political Slot for the Labour Party. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo The keepers struggle to transport a suspicious warthog and a giraffe. Meanwhile, caiman lizard Gary keeps diving into the pool headfirst, even when it's empty. Plus: gibbons. (S5 Ep6/6) 
21:0024 Hours in A&E This episode explores the chances that people take in life. Megan, who's 20, has been in a high-speed car crash. James, who's 78, has suspected internal bleeding. (S15 Ep2) 
22:00Carry on Brussels With unrivalled access to the European Parliament, this series follows a wide range of British MEPs and charts their tears, tantrums and tactics in these turbulent Brexit times. (Ep1/3) 
23:05Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of The ?100k Drop, Eurovision, Heart Transplant: A Chance to Live, Million Pound Menu, BGT, Buy It Now and the film Poltergeist? (S11 Ep13) 
00:10Friday Night Dinner The Surprise Mum plans her own surprise party, which backfires when Dad gets involved. Get ready for the party from hell. (S5 Ep3/6) 
00:35High & Dry The Case Brett and Arnab investigate Harriet's precious case. And Susan attempts to seduce Douglas, armed with an inhaler and her knowledge of the 50 Shades of Grey trailer. (Ep3/6) 
01:05First Dates Will James from Hertfordshire get the royal seal of approval from Kate Middleton lookalike Jodie? Abbie, who's a descendant of Henry VIII, meets former Chelsea bartender William. (S10 Ep7) 
02:00How'd You Get So Rich? Katherine Ryan meets two men who made millions from sex toys, a woman who creates luxury creams from bee venom, and a man who designs some of the most exclusive cars on the planet. (Ep4) 
02:40Powder Room Film (2013) Sheridan Smith, Kate Nash and Jaime Winstone star in an adult comedy about friendship that's set almost entirely in a nightclub toilet. Very strong language/sexual scenes/drug abuse. [SL] 
04:10Gok's Fill Your House for Free Nikki and Chris live in Kent with their daughter and son. After splashing out more than ?20,000 on repairs to their house, they ran out of cash for the decoration. Cue Gok and the team. 
05:05Kirstie's Handmade Treasures In this bite-size episode of Kirstie's Handmade Britain, Kirstie Allsopp and cider-maker Andy Thomstone demonstrate how to make a winter version of one of our favourite drinks. 
05:10Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner.