This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Monday, May 28 2018

06:003rd Rock from the Sun The Thing That Wouldn't Die (Part 1/2): When Dick tells the other aliens that Mary saw him turn Neesam into a chimpanzee, they all agree that denial is the best method of damage control. 
06:253rd Rock from the Sun The Thing That Wouldn't Die (Part 2/2): In the last ever episode, the aliens come to terms with the fact that their mission has been cancelled and say goodbye to all their friends on Earth. 
06:50Step Up All In Film (2014) The fifth movie in the Step Up dance drama series. The Mob split and Sean puts together a new crew to take part in a TV competition., leading to some ill-tempered confrontations. 
08:50The Big Bang Theory The Zazzy Substitution The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk-buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3/24) 
09:20The Big Bang Theory The Hot Troll Deviation An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back his ex-girlfriend Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4/24) 
09:50The Big Bang Theory The Desperation Emanation Leonard realises he's the only one of the gang with no girlfriend. Sheldon wants to get rid of his when she hatches a plan for him to meet her mother. (S4 Ep5/24) 
10:15The Simpsons Itchy and Scratchyland Bart and Lisa nag Homer into taking them to Itchy and Scratchy Land. But the Itchy and Scratchy robots go on a bloody killing spree... 
10:40The Simpsons The Lastest Gun in the West Bart befriends an old cowboy who used to be a film star and tries to help him regain his fame, but Bart isn't prepared for his new hero's love of booze. 
11:10The Simpsons It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Otto marries his girlfriend Becky (guest star Parker Posey), but, in true rock 'n' roll fashion, the marriage is over as soon as it has begun. 
11:40The Simpsons Behind the Laughter A behind-the-scenes look at the Simpson family. How did they win their fame? And how did they cope when the showbiz pressure got too much? 
12:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay tackles Giuseppi's, a family-owned Italian restaurant in Macomb Township, Michigan, where the father and son are constantly clashing. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien are back, travelling Britain seeking items to fix up and flog on. In this episode items include a pair of battlefield telephones and some Gothic church windows. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Barry McGuigan is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Leyla and Will from Leeds have hectic working lives, but now they want to slow down and buy their own place in Portugal. Scarlette shows them five stunning villas on the Algarve. 
16:00The £100K Drop Davina's joined by friends Simon and Maggie from Brighton, and Nic and Paul, a couple from Liverpool. Can either team beat the drop? (Ep16) 
17:00Come Dine with Me In Staffordshire, Linda goes for home cooked favourites, Abbie opts for global grub, James selects a Mexican menu and Thom rounds off the week with a Brazilian feast. 
18:00The Simpsons Marge Gamer Marge gets hooked on an online fantasy game and discovers that Bart is the game's best - and most destructive - player. 
18:30Hollyoaks Leah has sold a story to a magazine and Ste is furious. An old face turns up in the village making demands. Ollie confides in Buster, while Sami pushes Kyle to continue with revenge plans. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:30Travel Man: 48 Hours in Valencia Richard Ayoade and comedian Sara Pascoe head to Valencia in Spain for paella, cocktails, zorbing, a four-wheel bike ride, and a hunt for the holy grail. (Ep2) 
20:00Jamie's Quick & Easy Food Jamie Oliver makes some succulent sticky kickin' chicken wings, a sizzling sirloin with awesome aubergines, creamy garlic mushroom pasta, and rum 'n' raisin ice cream. (S2 Ep2) 
20:30Tricks of the Restaurant Trade The inside guide to eating out. This episode explores the impact that social media has had on restaurants. And can Seyi Rhodes revive a meat dish that's fallen out of favour? (S4 Ep5/6) 
21:0024 Hours in Police Custody The real-life crime series has unprecedented access to a covert surveillance operation, which culminates in 10 simultaneous armed dawn raids against organised crime gangs. (S7 Ep2) 
22:00Gogglebox The biggest and best TV moments of the week get their grilling from Britain's sharpest armchair critics. 
23:00Life Stripped Bare The average Brit owns 1000 items. What happens when three young households have all their things stripped away for 21 days, from clothes to phones? Do they discover the secret to happiness? 
00:20First Dates Will Michael's cheeky comment about carnival dancer Ruth's derrière hit a bum note? Will Harry Potter fans Claudia and Jack have a magical date? (S10 Ep8) 
01:15The Secret Life of the Zoo Chester Zoo's giraffe family have a new arrival. Frog keeper Pip creates a love den to get some endangered frogs in the mood to lay eggs. And the aardvarks wreak havoc by night. (S1 Ep3/6) 
02:10The Supervet A young rabbit has a broken leg after a fight with his mate. A dog that's been run over by a delivery van needs a prosthetic paw. And a bulldog has a mysterious paralysis. (Ep5/6) 
03:05Best Laid Plans Charlie Luxton visits Stafford couple Mark and Eryn at their ambitious chapel conversion project. In Surrey, Sophie helps Mike and Jayne with the latest home gadgets. (Ep8) 
04:00My Kitchen Rules Rebecca and Nansai serve up a fusion menu, bringing the flavours of Africa and the Caribbean to Scotland, with haggis tropicana, Ashanti chicken, and mango and raspberry cranachan. 
04:55Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and the team head for Essex, helping Louise turn her dilapidated flat into a peaceful paradise - without breaking the bank. 
05:10Fifteen to One Sandi Toksvig presents the notoriously tough quiz show as 15 contestants compete to win a place in the Grand Final. 
06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos is in Dictionary Corner.