This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, November 14 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:303rd Rock from the Sun A Friend in Dick The aliens are irked by artist Seth's negative effect on Sally. Dick tries to adopt Officer Don as his new best friend, but grows clingy when Don has other social plans. 
06:553rd Rock from the Sun Seven Deadly Clips When Tommy studies the Seven Deadly Sins at school, it leads the Solomons to have a discussion around the dinner table about their adventures on Earth so far. 
07:203rd Rock from the Sun Tom, Dick and Mary When Tommy forms an attachment to Mary, Dick immediately becomes jealous. Dick thinks that Harry is watching too much television and orders him to stop for a week. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Confronting the Attacker Robert loses his nerve at work and decides on a career change to something safer... telemarketing. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Divorce While they're out at dinner, the Barones run into Robert's ex-wife, who makes a surprising proposal. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (Part 1): Marie treats the family to a holiday in Rome, but Ray's not happy about the whole experience. 
09:10Frasier The Matchmaker Frasier invites the new station manager home for dinner to fix him up with Daphne. But he thinks it's Frasier who's interested in him. 
09:40Frasier Flour Child After helping a pregnant taxi driver to give birth, Niles practises being a father by cradling a sack of flour in his arms. 
10:10Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien go military: Simon converts tank parts to garden furniture while Henry takes his life in his hands with a motorised skateboard. 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Pantaleone's, where stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon's own taste test proves the opposite. (S7 Ep1/10) 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In north Devon, Kate and Ian entertain guests with one of their favourite birds of prey, but will a surprise discovery make Chris and Amy's meal hard to stomach? 
13:05A New Life in the Sun A couple's dream of a new life in France running a yoga retreat falls at the first hurdle, and a hairdresser has grand plans to expand in the Costa Blanca. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The players face notoriously tough questions as they compete to be Champion and take home ?40,000. (Ep8/35) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Amanda and Gary from Lancashire have fallen in love with the north west of the spectacular Spanish island Mallorca. Ben Hillman has five great options lined up for their ?250,000 budget. 
17:00Four in a Bed Third to host this week is manager James Hall and owner's son Adam Neale of The Black Swan in Horsham St Faith, a luxury roomed establishment with onsite restaurant and pub. 
17:30Embarrassing Pets Schnauzer Dennis has a thing for barking at bikes and joggers. Jack Russell Poppy has piled on the pounds. Chihuahua Bambi's yapping at men is putting off boyfriends for owner Jill. (Ep18) 
18:00The Simpsons The Blunder Years A hypnotist reawakens repressed memories from Homer's childhood. But what was the event that scared him so badly when he was 12? Guest starring Paul Newman. 
18:30Hollyoaks Russ loses his temper with Max. Jack's excited about his date, but Breda tells Sylver she's too busy for romance. Courtney meets with social services about Iona. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Secret Life of the Zoo Pregnant rhino Asha goes into labour at night. Mantis Minnie is looking for her first sexual partner, but female mantises have a habit of eating their partners while mating. (S6 Ep3) 
21:00Grand Designs: House of the Year Five inspiring homes, all with a past, bid for a place in the final of the Riba House of the Year, including a London gin distillery, a Devon farmhouse and a 400-year-old wreck. (S4 Ep2/4) 
22:00The Bisexual Sadie makes a revelation that leaves Leila questioning everything. As Leila and Gabe lean on each other, a relationship born in awkwardness evolves into one of genuine friendship. (Ep6/6) 
22:358 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr presides over Sean Lock and Stephen Mangan, who take on guest captain Richard Ayoade and Katherine Ryan. Bill Bailey is in Dictionary Corner. (S13 Ep3/3) 
23:3524 Hours in A&E Rich has been in a high-speed car crash and can't move his legs. His pregnant girlfriend rushes to the hospital. Justin has had a life-threatening accident while playing football. (S16 Ep1) 
00:30PokerStars Caribbean Adventure Day 4 of the Main Event features poker pros, online qualifiers, a professional psychologist and a mother and son, all competing for their share of the $5.6m prize pool. (Ep5/9) 
01:25Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits The Olde Stone Mill in Tuckahoe, New York, beautifully restored but empty of customers. 
02:15Morning Glory Film (2010) Satirical comedy starring Rachel McAdams, Harrison Ford and Diane Keaton. A TV producer and two mismatched presenters try to rescue a failing breakfast TV show. [SL] 
04:05Buy It Now Tony from Ireland has a fun children's product; Nadine from Switzerland showcases a fashion garment; Noam from London has some nifty magnetic stationery. (Ep27) 
04:35Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. The players face notoriously tough questions as they compete to be Champion and take home ?40,000. (Ep7/35) 
05:30Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp meets Iman and Heather, who want to decorate their new house in 1920s style. Iman only likes to buy brand new; can Kirstie convince him second-hand isn't always second best? 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Adrian Chiles is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.