This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, August 17 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Trash Talker Deacon unwittingly befriends Doug's nemesis from his school days, which causes problems in their friendship. 
07:10The King of Queens Precedent Nixin' Doug and Carrie visit Doug's parents in Florida. Carrie asks Deacon and Kelly to join them so that they won't be able to stay with her in-laws. But the plans go awry... 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute Ray and Robert are roped into making a celebratory film when Frank is elected 'Man of the Year' at his lodge. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Cruising with Marie Frank gets injured before going on a Caribbean cruise with Marie, so Ray stands in for him, sharing a tiny cabin with his mother, and being mistaken for her lover. 
08:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ray Home Alone Ray spends time at home alone when Debra takes the kids to visit her parents, but he soon finds he can't sleep. 
09:00Frasier Room Service When Lilith pays a surprise visit, powerful old feelings are stirred up in Frasier and some surprising new ones in Niles. 
09:35Frasier Beware of Greeks Frasier must confront an old family grudge with Aunt Zora when he runs into his cousin Nikos, who is getting married. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Michon's, a family-run smokehouse eatery in Atlanta, Georgia, whose future is in doubt because of the owner's ill health and his daughter's hands-off management style. 
11:00The Simpsons Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song Bart gets Principal Skinner sacked and Flanders takes over at the school. Out of work, Skinner befriends his erstwhile nemesis Bart. 
11:30The Simpsons It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge Otto marries his girlfriend Becky (guest star Parker Posey), but, in true rock 'n' roll fashion, the marriage is over as soon as it has begun. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me South west London With butchers Roland and Anne, Penny and her actor boyfriend Thom, and fancy dress enthusiasts Tony and Rebecca with a dessert based on Tower Bridge. 
12:50The Great British Bake Off: The... ...Final Twelve bakers started; now just three remain. Who will succeed in the demanding final three baking challenges to be crowned winner of The Great British Bake Off 2017? (S1 Ep10/10) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Julia Bradbury is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Rodney and Lynda Palliser from Hertfordshire are looking for an apartment on Mallorca, close to Palma. Can Laura Hamilton help them find their dream property within their 100,000 budget? 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Shaun helps Emma and Neil find a home that can also double up as a B&B. Sophie's challenge is finding a three-bed home near the sea for Adrian and Marsha for 120,000 euros. (S2 Ep15/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me On the final night from in and around Essex, 24-year-old recruitment consultant and lover of all things Essex, Grace hopes to dazzle her guests with a glamorous party, Essex-style. 
17:30The Simpsons Lisa the Tree Hugger Bart's new job and a dramatic roof-top protest at Krusty Burger inspire Lisa to become an eco-radical, especially when she sees how cute one of the protestors is. 
18:00The Simpsons The Monkey Suit After visiting an evolution exhibition, Ned asks Reverend Lovejoy to spread the theory of creationism and Lisa finds herself the only supporter of the scientific theory. 
18:30Hollyoaks While Cindy is in Milo's room, she finds an address for his lock-up. Sally gives Glenn an earful for being late on the school build. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Crystal Maze Richard Ayoade guides the Vikings team through the various zones where they'll learn the answer to the question: 'can you ever have too much testosterone in a room'? (S5 Ep5) 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts a brand new episode, as Sean Lock and Richard Ayoade take on Jon Richardson and Jessica Knappett. Plus special guests Alex Horne and the Horne Section. (S16 Ep6) 
22:00The Last Leg The final show in the current series of irreverent satire and sharp topical comedy. Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe are joined by Lily Allen and Caitlyn Jenner. (S14 Ep9/9) 
23:05Peng Life Elijah Quashie - aka Chicken Connoisseur - is joined by Professor Green as they test a Segway against a hoverboard. There's also a helicopter ride and a pizza topped with gold. (Ep2/4) 
23:40Rude Tube: Face Palms and Face... ...Plants Alex Zane presents some fresh, jaw-dropping internet clips featuring the worst wedding intro ever, and a head stuck in a pumpkin. (S11 Ep2) 
00:40Top Secret! Film (1984) Comedy. Spoof Cold War spy adventure from the makers of Airplane! Val Kilmer stars as a rock musician who gets caught up in a plot to liberate a scientist from East Germany. 
02:10Hang Ups All-star comedy. With Karen away on business, Richard is left holding the fort and people are coming at him from all sides, but at least he has his own therapist to unload on. (Ep2/6) [SL] 
02:35Child Genius Richard Osman is quizmaster as the remaining 13 kids face two challenging History rounds, including Ancient Greece to the modern day, and the British royal family. (S8 Ep3/6) [SL] 
03:30Building the Dream Charlie Luxton heads to Cambridgeshire to meet two self-builders creating a family home that needs to be both techie, but also blingy. Can the two desires be reconciled? (S7 Ep7/10) 
04:25Lost and Found A nervous lurcher has lost her appetite, so staff rebuild her confidence and weight. A long-coat Chihuahua is found on the streets, as staff try to work out what's caused her blindness. 
05:20The Posh Frock Shop Transgender couple Jake and Hannah visit the boutique. With only weeks to go until their wedding, the pressure is on to find Hannah the elegant gown she's always dreamed of. (Ep4) 
05:45Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp meets Iman and Heather, who want to decorate their new house in 1920s style. Iman only likes to buy brand new; can Kirstie convince him secondhand isn't always second best?