This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, December 11 2018

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nicki Chapman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:303rd Rock from the Sun This Little Dick Went to Market Dick and Tommy dabble in the stock market, but while Tommy wants to diversify, Dick insists that they put all their money into one company. 
06:553rd Rock from the Sun Youth Is Wasted on the Dick In an attempt to find out what it's like to be young, Dick tries to help Mary recapture her happy childhood experiences at a peaceful lakeside inn. 
07:203rd Rock from the Sun Dick Strikes Out When the new chancellor shakes up the university by announcing huge spending cuts, Dick decides to organise his colleagues to take industrial action in protest. 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond The Thought That Counts After Ray lies to Debra, saying he has bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get her. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Grandpa Steals Frank must find a way to improve his image with Ally when she catches him 'sampling' some trail mix at the supermarket. 
08:40Frasier Odd Man Out Frasier makes a spontaneous move when he realises that being single isn't all it's cracked up to be. 
09:10Frasier Frasier's Imaginary Friend Frasier meets a model but their busy schedules make it difficult for them to meet, leaving his family suspicious that she's a fantasy. 
09:40Frasier The Gift Horse As Martin's 65th birthday approaches, Frasier and Niles attempt to outdo each other with their gifts for their father. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits a husband-and-wife-run high-end bistro. Dictatorial chef and owner Andy has cooked for celebrated chefs in the past, but since opening Le Bistro he has lost his passion. 
11:05The Simpsons Bart Sells His Soul Bart sells his soul to Milhouse, who swaps it for some ALF pogs. Meanwhile, Moe relaunches the Tavern as Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag. 
11:30The Simpsons Homer Badman The babysitter accuses Homer of sexual harassment when he tries to pick a rare sweet off the back of her trousers. His only hope is Groundsman Willie's video camera. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05A New Life in the Sun Spain's newest scuba divers search for a 100-year-old British wreck at the bottom of the Med. In France, can an entrepreneur transform a rundown 19th-century townhouse into a dream home? 
13:05My Family Secrets Revealed Sandra Cummings is on a mission to finish her late father's quest. And Brad Argent has some interesting facts to reveal about Amy Jayne McGarry Thickitt's family's colourful past. (Ep7/15) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dan Walker is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. Facing notoriously tough questions, they compete to become Grand Champion and take home 40,000. (Ep27/35) 
16:00A Place in the Sun Best friends Julie and Jan from Tyne and Wear dream of owning a bolthole on Lanzarote, and have a budget of 115,000. Jasmine Harman shows them five properties around Puerto del Carmen. 
17:00Kirstie's Handmade Christmas It's the Toy competition. There's also a cute crocheted rocking Robin. And a talented fruit carver sculpts fruit into spectacular festive scenes. (S7 Ep7/15) 
18:00The Simpsons Peeping Mom Bart lies to cover up the part he played in a bulldozer crash, so Marge decides to follow him everywhere until he confesses his involvement. Ned gets a cute new dog. (S26 Ep17) 
18:30Hollyoaks Lily gets upset because she can't understand why Prince has been acting up recently. Romeo tells Lily that Prince is having an affair, and when she confronts him there's a huge argument. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
19:55The Political Slot Helen Whately MP discusses how the Conservative Party are working with small and medium-sized businesses. 
20:00Celebrity Lego Masters at... ...Christmas Melvin Odoom hosts as young builders from previous shows team up with celebrities including Rob Beckett and Warwick Davis, to do battle in a range of festive challenges. 
21:00999: What's Your Emergency? This episode joins the emergency services as they respond to accidents from car crashes to sports injuries and a man who's chopped through his foot while cutting firewood. (S7 Ep1) 
22:00Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Death by Magic, I'm a Celebrity, Dynasties, The Chase Celebrity Special, Mrs Wilson, and How to Spend It Well with Phillip Schofield? (S12 Ep14) 
23:05First Dates TJ, who's been told that he looks like Johnny Depp, turns up for his date after a few daytime drinks. Meanwhile, Ruth wants a man who can keep up with her in her saucy seventies. (S11 Ep7) 
00:10Paul Heaton: From Hull to... ...Heatongrad Documentary exploring the life and career of one of the UK's most successful songwriters and the man behind the much-loved songs of The Housemartins and The Beautiful South. 
01:25Grand Designs: House of the Year In the concluding episode, Kevin McCloud looks at homes on the longlist that use materials in interesting ways, before revealing the overall winner of House of the Year 2018. (S4 Ep4/4) 
02:25Thoroughly Modern Millie Film (1967) Musical starring Julie Andrews. A naive girl moves to 1920s New York armed with her 'thoroughly modern' plan to marry money. Instead, she gets caught up in a human trafficking plot. 
04:40Jamie's Comfort Food Jamie Oliver takes the nation's favourite dishes to the next level. In this episode Jamie cooks ravioli with a meat sauce. 
04:55Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. Facing notoriously tough questions, they compete to become Grand Champion and take home 40,000. (Ep26/35) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Nicki Chapman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.