This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Friday, August 24 2018

06:00Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Raj Bisram is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:45The King of Queens Offtrack... Bedding: Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with a very seductive Arthur Spooner. 
07:10The King of Queens Silent Mite Doug loses his wallet during a Christmas shopping expedition and enlists Arthur's help to find it. 
07:35Everybody Loves Raymond No Thanks Debra spends a whole day cooking with Marie in an effort to get along with her mother-in-law, and Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert and Frank to a car show. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Left Back Ray worries that he has passed on 'stupid' genes to Michael because his son may be held back a year at school, just as Ray was. 
08:25Everybody Loves Raymond The Christmas Picture Ray thinks a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as 'family'. 
08:55Frasier How to Bury a Millionaire Niles has to move in with Frasier after his divorce leaves him strapped for cash. 
09:25Frasier The Seal Who Came to Dinner While hosting an exclusive dinner party for The Gourmet Society at Maris's beach house, Frasier and Niles have to deal with a smelly washed-up seal carcass. 
09:55F1 Belgian GP Practice 1 Live Lee McKenzie presents as the drivers begin practice for Round 13. With Lewis Hamilton having won the previous two races, Vettel and Ferrari will be looking to get back on the front foot. 
11:35The Simpsons The Monkey Suit After visiting an evolution exhibition, Ned asks Reverend Lovejoy to spread the theory of creationism and Lisa finds herself the only supporter of the scientific theory. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me Couples Come Dine with Me heads to Southend, where kicking off the competition with a night of fine dining are Dan and Jacqui, who reckon that together they've got the winning formula. 
12:55Bang on Budget Lucy Alexander and Harry Hoffen help turn tired homes into stunning spaces. Can they create a dream bedroom for Craig and Suzanne, and a teen room for their son Kyle - on a budget? (Ep12) 
13:55F1 Belgian GP Practice 2 Live Live coverage of the second practice from the Spa-Francorchamps. Mercedes have been strong here for the past few years, so Ferrari will be looking for ways to redress the balance. 
15:35A Place in the Sun Dave and Debbie Chambers hope to find a home in Spain for 45,000. Laura Hamilton shows them five fantastic apartments in Torrevieja, but will any of them be their perfect place? 
16:00Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Joanne from Staffordshire wants to fulfil the holiday home dream that she shared with her late husband. But she admits that she doesn't know exactly what she's looking for. (S2 Ep20/25) 
17:00Come Dine with Me On the last night in Gloucestershire, Sarah Louise treats her guests to comforting family favourites, including 'roast chicken with a twist', and a glimpse of the work of her alter ego. 
17:30The Simpsons Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming Sideshow Bob escapes from prison - again - and threatens to blow up the Springfield air show. 
18:00The Simpsons Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses After forgetting his recent birthday party, Barney quits drinking and takes helicopter flying lessons. 
18:30Hollyoaks Romeo is still trying his best to impress Lily. Misbah nearly tells her doctor about the abuse she is suffering from Imran, but ends up covering for him again. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00The Crystal Maze The Science Nerds prove that putting the words 'science' and 'nerds' in the name of your team isn't necessarily a guarantee of competence. Richard Ayoade oversees the antics. (S5 Ep6) 
21:008 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts the game show mash-up as Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges take on Joe Wilkinson and Victoria Coren Mitchell. Adam Kay joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. (S16 Ep7) 
22:00Naked Attraction The dating show that bares all returns, as 20-year-old virgin Josh seeks a princess to help pop his cherry. And Matt and Mary seek a third person to join them in bed. (S3 Ep1) 
23:05Peng Life Elijah and co test hire bikes versus high-end lowriders. They have the workout of their lives going head to head with boxer David Haye. And there's trainers and a private jet ride. (Ep3/4) 
23:40Rude Tube: Weird v Weirder Alex Zane presents a fresh top 50 countdown featuring brushing teeth with fireworks, the most bonkers wrestling stunt ever and the incredible vegan rap. (S11 Ep3) 
00:35Chronicle Film (2012) Sci-fi fantasy starring Dane DeHaan, Alex Russell and Michael B Jordan. Three lads mysteriously gain supernatural powers. Will they use them for good or ill? Contains violent scenes. 
02:00Hang Ups The therapy comedy continues. Richard's client and creditor Neil reveals a little too much about his dark past. Does a new client hold the answer to Richard's money troubles? (EP3/6) [SL] 
02:30Child Genius It's the quarter-final in the competition to find Britain's brightest child and quizmaster Richard Osman tests the remaining 11 kids on Science and Memory. (S8 Ep4/6) [SL] 
03:25Phil Spencer: Secret Agent Phil Spencer is on the Mersey, trying to sell beautician Sandy's problem property, that's overrun with dogs and some over-the-top French furniture. 
04:20French Collection Three Brits with an eye for a deal each have 800 euros to spend at a French market on bargain treasures to be upcycled and sold for profit at home. Who will earn the most money? 
05:15Village of the Year with Penelope ...Keith Alex adventures in Betws-y-Coed; Penelope horses around in Charlton Horethorne; Juliet reels in the catch of the day in Polperro; Patrick digs for cockles in Penclawdd. (Ep4/24)