This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for BBC 2 N Ireland on Saturday, December 16 2017

02:15This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S] 
06:15Holiday of My Lifetime with Len... ...Goodman. 5/16. Famous faces recreate their childhood holidays. Len Goodman takes sporting superstar Fatima Whitbread back to Burnham-on-Crouch to reminisce about her holiday in 1976. [AD,S] 
07:00Nature's Weirdest Events Chris Packham examines the world's weirdest natural events. This episode looks at a village awash with tiny crabs and meets residents facing an angry mob of elk. [S] 
07:30Naomi's Nightmares of Nature CBBC. 10/15. Kiwi Caper: Naomi goes all the way to New Zealand, where she finds a furry bird that can't fly, a sinister worm that shoots slime and a giant-jawed beastie that lives in the trees. [S] 
08:00Deadly 60 CBBC. Unseen: Wildlife series. In this final episode, wildlife adventurer Steve Backshall looks back at some remarkable unseen footage from the filming of Deadly 60. [S] 
08:30Show Me What You're Made Of: UK CBBC. Shoes: Five kids work alongside the people in the UK who make and do the things they rely on, travelling to an enormous shoe factory in Wigan. [S] 
09:00Saturday Mash-Up! CBBC. 12/12. Christmas Party: Yasmin and Jonny welcome a host of stars to their Christmas party. [S] With Odd Squad. 
11:00Penguins on a Plane: Great... ...Animal Moves. 2/2. Revealing the challenges of transporting animals. Three saltwater crocodiles cross the channel and two Arctic wolves go from Hungary to Scotland. [AD,S] 
12:00Raymond Blanc: How to Cook Well 5/6. Frying: Raymond Blanc takes a cooking technique and shows how it can be used. He explains frying, with pork chop on saute potatoes, a stir-fried salad and Grand Marnier souffle. [AD,S] 
12:30Tom Kerridge's Best Ever Dishes 3/7. Weekend Specials: Tom Kerridge shows how to cook the best versions of the food everyone loves to eat. He creates special dishes for the weekend, including satay roast chicken. [AD,S] 
13:00Homes Under the Hammer Property renovation series. It's a family affair for three property development projects in Port Talbot, Wimbledon and Telford. [S] 
13:45Coast 1/24. All at Sea: The Coast team are all at sea as they head offshore to explore surprising stories. [S] 
14:20Garden Rescue Devizes Garden renovation series. Charlie and the Rich brothers travel to Devizes in Wiltshire to compete to design a garden for Andrea, Gary and their son. [S] 
14:50Mastermind John Humphrys presents another heat of the classic quiz. Subjects are the Harry Potter novels, the Waterloo Campaign, the Battle of the Bulge and Rosalind Franklin. [S] 
15:20Possessed Film Melodrama. When a disorientated woman is admitted to hospital after collapsing in a Los Angeles diner, she reveals her life story to a psychiatrist. [B&W, 1947] [S] 
17:05Roger Moore: Talking Pictures A look back at the life and career of one of Britain's best-loved actors, Sir Roger Moore, who died in 2017, just months before his 90th birthday. [S] 
18:05Escape to Athena Film Wartime action yarn about a group of Allied prisoners of war who plan to escape while excavating an archaeological site on a German-occupied Greek island. [1979] [S] 
20:00Attenborough's Life That Glows Sir David Attenborough reveals the secrets of living lights. Using new technology, this film explores the remarkable and hitherto unseen world of bioluminescence. [AD,S] 
21:00Feud: Bette and Joan 1/8. Pilot: Drama series. In 1962, Hollywood legend Joan Crawford realises that good roles are not being written for women of her age. Contains very strong language. [AD,S] 
21:55Feud: Bette and Joan 2/8. The Other Woman: Director Robert Aldrich adds fuel to the actresses' feud to enhance their performances. Contains strong language. [AD,S] 
22:45The Blame Game Satirical comedy quiz with Tim McGarry, Colin Murphy, Jake O'Kane and Neil Delamere poking fun at the festive season. Their guest is Scottish comedian Susie McCabe. [S] 
23:15Late Licence 5/8. Comedy series. In this week's programme, Police Sergeant James continues to receive surreal phone calls. Contains some strong language. [S] 
23:30Jeff Lynne's ELO - Wembley or Bust Thrilling concert film that documents Jeff Lynne's ELO playing their triumphant concert for a massive audience at Wembley Stadium on 24 June 2017. [S] 
00:45Shadow of the Vampire Film While on location in Czechoslovakia, director F W Murnau (John Malkovich) and actor Max Schreck (Willem Dafoe) conceal a secret from the film crew. Contains some strong language. [2000] [AD,S] 
02:10This Is BBC Two Highlights of programmes on BBC Two. [S]