This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, June 27 2018

06:00The Middle Not Mother's Day After a man behind her in line pays for her groceries, Frankie vows to pay the good deed forward. Naturally, chaos ensues. (S7, E22) 
06:25The Middle Find My Hecks Summer vacation has begun for Sue and Axl, so it must be party time! Or is it? Middle school graduation nears for Brick, but who is he up against for class valedictorian? (S7, E23) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Cranky The Clown' Allison McClung, 'Park Ranger' Justin Gibbons, and 'Time Traveler' Kyle Hester. (S6, E13) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience. (S10, E13) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Sal, Murr, Joe and Q say "aloha" in a fun Hawaiian episode! The future looks hazy when the guys pose as fortune tellers and practice indecent proposals at a romantic waterfall. (S10, E14) 
12:55Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
13:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
14:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
15:00The Middle The Show Must Go On After almost forgetting that Brick's middle school graduation is only days away, Frankie goes on a mission to right a wrong. Sue gets a summer job at Dollywood. (S7, E24) 
15:30The Middle The Core Group Frankie and Mike meet Axl's new girlfriend, who has a quirky personality trait. Meanwhile, Sue wants to change her major to theatre and Brick wants to change his image. (S8, E01) 
16:00The Middle A Tough Pill to Swallow When Sue gets kicked out of college after forgetting to renew her financial aid, Mike visits the bursar. Meanwhile Frankie teaches Brick how to swallow a pill. (S8, E02) 
16:30The Middle Halloween VIII The Heckoning: Sue attempts to reclaim her bedroom from Brick. Meanwhile, Axl lashes out on his family after having to act nice around April. (S8, E03) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Crude Dude' David Craig, 'Number 1 At Number 2' Nick Hollon, and 'Double Dirty' Dawn Klarich. (S6, E17) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The jokers are in Orlando for a supersized episode, upping their antics to a whole new state. Tonight's loser goes from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience. (S10, E13) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Sal, Murr, Joe and Q say "aloha" in a fun Hawaiian episode! The future looks hazy when the guys pose as fortune tellers and practice indecent proposals at a romantic waterfall. (S10, E14) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Same Game, Next Season hen Lisa invites her father down for the weekend, he takes an immediate dislike to Will. However, the pair soon become friends - very good friends. (S5, E12) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Three's a Crowd Will and Carlton are on their annual weekend ski trip and things don't exactly go as planned. Meanwhile, the family celebrate when Hilary announces she is moving out. (S5, E13) 
21:00Kevin & Perry Go Large Film When Kevin (Harry Enfield) and Perry manage to stop a bank robbery, they're given a sizable cash reward and decide to go on holiday to Ibiza, desperately hoping to lose their virginity! (2000) 
22:40South Park Cartman's Mum Is Still A Dirty S**t (2): Dr Mephisto is shot before he reveals who Cartman's father is. Who exactly shot him? Meanwhile, the rest of the town try to deal with a blizzard. (S2, E02) 
23:05South Park Chicken-Lover When Barbrady calls the boys in to help solve the case of the notorious, perverted Chicken-Lover, Cartman gets a little carried away with his new-found 'authoritah'. (S2, E03) 
23:35Bordertown Megachurch The reverend of Bud's megachurch asks Bud to lure Ernesto, the town's biggest church donor, away from the local Mexican Catholic church, to help fill their coffers. (S1, E03) 
00:00The Cleveland Show A General Thanksgiving Episode When Holt misses his plane to Florida for Thanksgiving, he reveals that he was not even invited to his estranged family's holiday dinner. (S4, E03) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Turkey Pot Die Cleveland's idea to take Cleveland Jr. to a turkey farm to bag one for Thanksgiving dinner does not fly with the young guy, who instead hatches a plan to free the birds. (S4, E04) 
01:00Peter Kay At The Comedy Store How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in! There's more where that came from! Plus, taxi drivers, technology, Brits away and why we're a country of mimers in this epic Comedy Store from Mr Kay. 
01:30Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store Rhod Gilbert has webbed fingers. He's a sexual pervert. He dreams of the navy. It's all explained at the Comedy Store! Also, his thoughts on Aussies, the 'fake Welsh', chocolate willies, and more! 
02:00Nathan For You Toy Company / Movie Theatre: Nathan markets an unappealing children's toy, devises a way to shame people who share their movie snacks and pitches a reality show. (S2, E08) 
02:30Tosh.0 Daniel discusses foot care, sits down with Iraqi twin brothers Michael and Zach Zakar and gets his fashion choices shamed by his audience. (S9, E21) 
03:00Tosh.0 Daniel sits down with a pair of fake fitness experts, puts his rope swing away for the winter and tries to seduce naked tree lovers. (S9, E22) 
03:20Tosh.0 Daniel sits down with a comedian who has Tourette's syndrome, discovers a hypnotising new sport and starts a height war with his fellow celebrities. (S9, E23) 
03:40Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features a hot-air balloon trip gone wrong, a talking dog, and thieves caught on camera. (S2, E02) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
05:15The Middle The Show Must Go On After almost forgetting that Brick's middle school graduation is only days away, Frankie goes on a mission to right a wrong. Sue gets a summer job at Dollywood. (S7, E24) 
05:35The Middle The Core Group Frankie and Mike meet Axl's new girlfriend, who has a quirky personality trait. Meanwhile, Sue wants to change her major to theatre and Brick wants to change his image. (S8, E01) 
06:00The Middle A Tough Pill to Swallow When Sue gets kicked out of college after forgetting to renew her financial aid, Mike visits the bursar. Meanwhile Frankie teaches Brick how to swallow a pill. (S8, E02)