This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, November 25 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Blackout One fish, two kobe steaks, three girls, four sub-plots, and five brothers come together for an evening at home when the power goes out. (S7, E07) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Army Buddy Reese is visited by an Army buddy who develops a crush on Lois. Hal starts feeling useless when Lois buys orthotics and no longer needs his tender loving care. (S7, E08) 
10:00Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Defends Reese When Malcolm's arch nemesis and former teacher, Mr. Herkabe, crosses the line and hurts Reese's feelings one time too many, it's time for payback. (S7, E09) 
10:30Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm's Money While Malcolm battles a yearbook photographer to get a good photo, Hal, Lois, and Dewey intercept a scholarship cheque for Malcolm and try to rationalize spending the money. (S7, E10) 
11:00Malcolm In The Middle Bride of Ida Dewey, Lois and Hal go out of town for a piano competition. Grandma Ida makes Reese get married to her helper, Raduca, but only if he defeats Malcolm in three challenges. (S7, E11) 
11:30Malcolm In The Middle College Recruiters Raduca whips Reese into shape while pursuing her own interests, Dewey visits Francis, and Hal discovers the benefits of taking on Malcolm's college interviewers. (S7, E12) 
12:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
12:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
13:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
13:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
15:00Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
16:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
16:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The comedians get tips after giving uncomfortable massages to strangers, and try to be driving school instructors. (S1, E06) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys steal food from customers' plates, teach languages that they don't speak, & dance with strangers at the park. (S1, E07) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pose as bakery salesmen, focus group analysts, shoe salesmen, and teach classes at a local gym. (S1, E08) 
18:00The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
18:30The Middle Year of the Hecks Frankie has the family randomly assign New Year's resolutions to each other. They discover it to be harder than they imagined... (S3, E12) 
19:00The Middle The Map After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie realizes the need to celebrate more milestones in her family's lives. Elsewhere, Axl eats Brick's school project (causing the usual chaos). (S3, E13) 
19:30The Middle Hecking It Up Frankie is disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, with the Donahues away, the Hecks use the Donahues' new car for their personal errands. (S3, E14) 
20:00The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
20:30The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
21:00Friends The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
21:30Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
22:00Friends The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
22:30Friends The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
23:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
23:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
00:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The lads play a round of "Don't I Know You?" with complete strangers, and pose as driving school teachers. (S2, E03) 
00:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The pranksters take jobs at a garden centre, pose as deli employees, and try their luck as CPR instructors. (S2, E04) 
01:00Bad Education The Funeral Abbey Grove is rocked by the news that Miss Pickwell is apparently dead and Alfie is left particularly on edge when her suicide note clearly lays the finger of blame on him. (S2, E03) 
01:35Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and his mum are in search of alien life, they're heading to the UFO capital of the USA: Nevada. They join an abductee support group and venture out to a UFO hot spot. (S1, E01) 
02:05Impractical Jokers The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys spread the love as attendants in a bridal dress shop much to the dismay of the brides-to-be. Plus, they attempt to sway focus groups with fragrance campaigns that truly stink. (S6, E06) 
02:55Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley! Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley! features Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets and everyday life. 
03:45Epic Meal Empire 24 Hour Fatness The guys attempt to pump up a bunch of body-builders with some epic edible gym equipment. Also, can EMT one-up the Germans in the field of bacon-based condiments? (S1, E05) 
04:10Epic Meal Empire Poutine on the Ritz Harley enlists the help of a designer to prove that he can make fashion delicious. The guys discover a new use for their washer and dryer: making spaghetti & meatballs. (S1, E06) 
04:30Deck the Halls Steve (Matthew Broderick) finds a wrinkle in his world with the arrival of new neighbour Danny (Danny DeVito). He plans to illuminate his house with enough lights to make it visible from space! (2006) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.