This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, October 25 2018

06:00Undateable A Live Show Walks Into a Bar (Pt 2): Justin and Danny battle it out "gorilla style" to win a date with Amanda. Resulting in a passionate kiss, a live waxing and Britney inspired sing-a-long. (S2, E08) 
06:20Undateable An Angry Judge Walks Into a Bar Justin has been dating a woman named Lauren for only two weeks, and now has to take the next step - meeting her over-protective father. (S2, E09) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois Strikes Back After Reese is severely humiliated by four girls at school, Lois exacts revenge on them, and Hal builds a pitching machine while hiding out from Lois in the garage. (S7, E16) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Hal's Dentist Hal feels betrayed when his friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal's teeth, Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress, and Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike. (S7, E17) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a dentist's office and a movie theatre stand, along with participating in a crazy photography shoot for their blogs at a public park. (S3, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys race in a grocery store, try to get strangers to hold their hands in a park, and annoy patrons in a comic book shop. (S3, E03) 
13:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
13:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. The final six must take on the Scareousel and the Springtime in Paris challenge. (S4, E10) 
15:00The Middle Heck's Best Thing Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will jeopardize his chances of winning a college athletic scholarship. Sue and Brick text with a phone belonging to their Aunt Edie. (S3, E08) 
15:30The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Lois Strikes Back After Reese is severely humiliated by four girls at school, Lois exacts revenge on them, and Hal builds a pitching machine while hiding out from Lois in the garage. (S7, E16) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Hal's Dentist Hal feels betrayed when his friend Trey charges $2,000 to fix Hal's teeth, Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress, and Reese teaches Lois how to ride a bike. (S7, E17) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Done (Part 1): As the Banks kids prepare to leave home, Will realizes that he has no plans for his future. Will looks for an apartment, but to no avail. (S6, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Done (Part 2): As members of the Banks family and Geoffrey prepare for their moves, Will tries to pretend that he also has big plans for moving forward. Last ever episode. (S6, E24) 
21:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
22:00Comedy Central Live 2018 Join Roman Kemp from the first ever Comedy Central Live Festival in Southampton. Featuring; Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Tom Rosenthal, Joel Dommett, Russell Kane, Iain Stirling, and Chris Ramsey! 
23:00Jason Manford Live Join Jason Manford for a home town performance at the Manchester MEN, as his deadpan, observational style tackles everything from 24-hour supermarket staff to Prince Phillip's racism. 
00:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
00:30Friends The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
01:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Hakim and Naomi will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E04) 
01:30Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry is faced with the difficult decision of losing his manhood in order to save an alien leader from imminent death. Werner Herzog guest voices. (S2, E08) 
01:55Bad Education Swimming Gala Alfie turns up for the new term with a terrible hair-cut - thanks to his father - and learns that there is to be a synchronized diving contest. Time for a cash bet... (S2, E01) 
02:30Bad Education The American Alfie is shocked when Kevin Schwimer, an all-American Olympic medallist with a penchant for charitable deeds, arrives at the school and is given Alfie's Form K to teach! (S2, E02) 
03:05Broad City House-Sitting Abbi, Ilana, Jaime and Lincoln house-sit for the Strands; Ilana and Lincoln define their relationship; Abbi has a Bumble date with a man from her past. (S4, E08) 
03:25Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Amy travels through time, listens to terrible stories, and gives an entire town a venereal disease. (S3, E09) 
03:45Billy On The Street: Chris Pratt Billy Eichner tests the pop culture knowledge of passersby on the streets of New York City. Chris Pratt is our special guest and pedestrians are asked if they relate to Ben Stiller. (S4, E02) 
04:05Rick and Morty Get Schwifty Rick and Morty must help Earth after a giant head disrupts the planet, demanding to see a hit song performed. (S2, E05) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Ain't Miss Debatin Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. (S7, E15) 
04:55Bob's Burgers Zero Larp Thirty Linda wins a contest that lets her spend a weekend at the home where her favourite tv show is filmed, but it doesn't go quite as planned. (S7, E17) 
05:15The Middle Heck's Best Thing Frankie and Mike worry that Axl will jeopardize his chances of winning a college athletic scholarship. Sue and Brick text with a phone belonging to their Aunt Edie. (S3, E08) 
05:35The Middle The Play Frankie and Sue are cast in a community production of 'The Wizard of Oz', Brick asks his Uncle Rusty to attend "Special Friends Day" at school, and Axel is banned from video games. (S3, E09) 
06:00Undateable Cop Number Four Walks Into a Bar Needing a place of her own, Candace enters a local "hand on a house" contest organized by Leslie. Meanwhile, Brett is visited by an old pal from England. (S2, E10)