This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, January 28 2019

06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Plank in the Face and Fender Bender. (S2, E03) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08) 
09:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
10:00Scrubs My Sex Buddy Elliot and J.D. start sleeping together again when she moves in with him temporarily - uh-oh. Turk tries to help out Elliot with her workload, but his efforts backfire. (S2, E11) 
10:30Scrubs My New Old Friend J.D. and Elliot are no longer sex buddies, and J.D. struggles with just being a friend. Dr. Cox has to deal with a hypochondriac, and Dr. Kelso teaches Turk a lesson. (S2, E12) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers pose as furniture salesmen, sell jewellery to couples, and pitch some whacky memoirs to potential readers. (S2, E02) 
13:00Friends The One Where It All Began After Rachel leaves her fianc? at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01) 
13:30Friends The One With The Sonogram At The End Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Foaming Sidewalk Swing Set with Zip Line (S2, E04) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle It's muddy, it's manic, it's Takeshi's Castle. And it's a brand new series! One hundred new recruits face the slippy Stepping Stones and the bonkers Knock Knock. (S4, E01) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are going to attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the swaying Bridge Ball, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes to defeat the guards. (S4, E02) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
17:00Scrubs My Philosophy It seems that fate doesn't want Turk to propose to Carla. When he finally does the cocksure surgeon doesn't get the answer he was expecting. Dr Kelso wants a bigger office. (S2, E13) 
17:30Scrubs My Brother, My Keeper Turk is still waiting for Carla's answer to his proposal, and Dr. Townshend (Dick Van Dyke), an elderly doctor liked by everyone, runs into trouble with Dr. Kelso. (S2, E14) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) The Banker When a potential buyer comes to Dunder Mifflin, Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam pull out all the stops in the hope of impressing him with their high profile contacts. (S6, E14) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Sabre Michael has difficulties accepting the new policies of Sabre and its CEO (Kathy Bates). Michael goes to David Wallace for advice but finds him in unemployment depression. (S6, E15) 
21:00Bob's Burgers The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel Tina has an upcoming weekend away at a heroine conference and Linda jumps at the opportunity to join her as a chaperone. (S7, E13) 
21:30Bob's Burgers Aquaticism When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. (S7, E14) 
22:00South Park: Season 20 Members Only The President-elect pays South Park a visit and he's got one thing on his mind... revenge. Cartman gets a pang of jealousy, and the Member Berries fiendish plot continues. (S20, E08) 
22:30South Park: Season 20 Not Funny Kyle and Ike rally a panicking South Park to take vengeance on Troll Trace - will President Garrison do their bidding? And Gerald discovers a startling secret at Troll Trace HQ. (S20, E09) 
23:00South Park: Season 20 The End of Serialization as We Know It Kyle and Cartman team up and gather multiple groups to take down the Internet and Troll Trace. Cartman develops precognitive visions of life on Mars. (S20, E10) 
23:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by John Barrowman, Vic Reeves, Chris Addison and Jade Goody. (S4, E07) 
00:00Ali G in Da USAiii In the final episode of the series, Ali G gets relationship advice from 'Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus' author John Gray, Borat goes job-hunting, and Br?no gets wrestling lessons. (S3, E06) 
00:35Bad Robots This episode sees the launch of Nailz Babez, the automated manicure that gives nails the Tezcorp treatment; and the new currency exchange machine that ruins holidays before they've begun. (S2, E01) 
01:05The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
01:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
02:05Lee Nelson At The Comedy Store Lee Nelson introduces the very best of comedy talent from the legendary Comedy Store in London; the fabulous Sophie Willan, the hilarious Stephen Bailey, and the magnificent Sofie Hagen. (S5, E04) 
02:35Nathan For You Funeral Home / Burger Joint / Skydiving: Nathan diversifies services at a struggling funeral home, puts a burger joint to the test and goes skydiving. (S1, E06) 
03:00Lip Sync Battle: Modern Family What happens when an NBA All Star (DeAndre Jordan) squares off with a red hot Hollywood actress and star of Modern Family (Sarah Hyland)? Find out right now. (S3, E12) 
03:20New: Say Whaaat? A hilarious new improv show in which comedy stars dub over secretly-filmed footage of real people - featuring Q, Sal, Joe, and Murr, Russell Kane, and host Jayde Adams. 
03:45New: Ben Phillips Blows Up Ben is notorious online for the pranks he plays on best mate Poor Elliot, but now he's bringing his biggest stunts on to the small screen. 
04:05Bob's Burgers Nude Beach Darryl and the Belcher kids set up a business for kids to pay to see a good view of the nearby nude beach. Meanwhile, a new health inspector replaces Hugo... (S3, E11) 
04:30Frankenfood Contestants bring Frankenfoods to compete for a spot on the menu and $10K at Molly Malloy's, Philidelphia. Featuring the cheesy nutsack and lobster mac and cheese. (S1, E06) 
04:50Takeshi's Castle A new group of contestants attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. There will be a lot of slips along the way, especially on the Slippery Wall. Roman Kemp is joined by Capital FM's Vick Hope. (S5, E03) 
05:15Takeshi's Castle It's muddy, it's manic, it's Takeshi's Castle. And it's a brand new series! One hundred new recruits face the slippy Stepping Stones and the bonkers Knock Knock. (S4, E01) 
05:35Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are going to attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the swaying Bridge Ball, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes to defeat the guards. (S4, E02) 
06:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode obstacles include Foaming Sidewalk Swing Set with Zip Line (S2, E04)