This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Thursday, February 21 2019

06:00Dumb Drivers Make You LOL Comedian selection of videos featuring motorists and motorcyclists getting into all sorts of scrapes, including show-offs behind the wheel, lucky escapes, and drivers versus the elements. (S3, E01) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
10:00Scrubs My Cookie Pants Dr. Cox is up for the Chief of Medicine position, but he's not sure if he wants it. Eliot asks for Turk's help in reigniting the romance in her love life with J.D. (S8, E06) 
10:30Scrubs My New Role Dr. Cox has trouble adjusting to his new job as Chief of Medicine - who can help him? Carla gets in trouble with the other nurses because of her relationship with the doctors. (S8, E07) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
13:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Flower Power Gramps' John, Gary 'Tina Turner' Shields, and 'Biker Babe' Michelle Marshall. (S3, E05) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. But with Star Bowling and Bridge Ball in their way will any of them claim victory? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E07) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle It's muddy, it's manic, it's Takeshi's Castle. One hundred new recruits face the head bashing Knock Knock and the Human Velcro before attempting the Final Fall. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S2, E08) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Big Four-Oh Vivian has a mid-life crisis after her 40th birthday party and decides to pursue her old dream of becoming a dancer. (S2, E07) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air She Ain't Heavy Will has a blind date and likes the girl, Dee Dee (Queen Latifah), a lot, but her weight is an obstacle to him when it comes to asking her for the school dance. (S2, E08) 
17:00Scrubs My Lawyer's in Love Ted develops a crush on the hospital ukulele player, and Dr. Cox learns the hard way that he simply can't handle everything on his plate. (S8, E08) 
17:30Scrubs My Absence Dr. Cox has a moment of conscience while J.D. takes a brief respite from work. Carla and Turk have some great news, but others don't seem to care... (S8, E09) 
18:00Open Season 2 Film After falling head over hooves in love with Giselle, Elliot's road to the altar takes a slight detour when Mr. Weenie is kidnapped by a group of pampered pets. Features Billy Connolly. (2008) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
20:00Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
20:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
21:00Your Face or Mine: Real House... ...wives Special. Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Real Housewives of Cheshire's Dawn and Ashley to win thousands for charity! (S4, E03) 
21:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Chris and Lily will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E06) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Cartman Gets An An** Probe: Cartman dreams he has a close encounter with an alien. The other boys are convinced the dream was real, and that he has been the victim of an alien an** probe. (S1, E01) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Weight Gain 4000 Cartman wins a school essay competition by cheating and decides to buff up before receiving his award from Kathy Lee Gifford. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat plot to kill her! (S1, E02) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Volcano The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo to find the famous Scuzzlebutt. They are unaware that the mountain they are hunting on is a volcano on the verge of erupting! (S1, E03) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride When the boys tease Stan about his dog being gay, Sparky runs away and finds sanctuary with animal loving Big Gay Al. George Clooney guest barks. (S1, E04) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a drunk hedgehog, how sweets lead to a life of crime, bionic bodies, healthy computer games, and actual fireworks! 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars To win a place in Drag Race Hall of Fame, the final 4 queens must write and perform a verse for RuPaul's song "Super Queen," and appear on the "What's the T" podcast with RuPaul. (S4, E10) 
02:30Broad City Make The Space Ilana discovers a terrifying secret about Jaimé. Abbi tries to make the jump from sweater folder to window artist at Anthropologie. (S5, E04) 
03:00Brickleberry Miss National Park Ethel and Connie compete in a beauty pageant, while Steve and Denzel (who has been "cured" of his attraction to elderly women) end up dating the same woman. (S3, E03) 
03:20Lip Sync Battle Nick Swardson (Terry in legendary comedy "Reno 911!") and American television personality/ghost whisperer Theresa Caputo duke it out in an action-packed episode of LSB. (S3, E23) 
03:45You're the Worst A Right Proper Story Jimmy's trashy family comes to visit from England, much to Jimmy's dismay. In the throes of her depression, Gretchen struggles to help Jimmy entertain them. (S2, E10) 
04:05Bob's Burgers Uncle Teddy Bob & Linda ask Teddy to babysit the kids while they're on a romantic getaway at a Burger Convention. Teddy earns the title "Uncle Teddy" when he puts Tina's crush in his place. (S4, E14) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features a scary panda, classroom football, and break-dancing meets the Rubik's Cube. (S2, E01) 
05:15Takeshi's Castle One hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. But with Star Bowling and Bridge Ball in their way will any of them claim victory? Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E07) 
05:35Takeshi's Castle It's muddy, it's manic, it's Takeshi's Castle. One hundred new recruits face the head bashing Knock Knock and the Human Velcro before attempting the Final Fall. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S2, E08) 
06:00Dumb Daredevils Make You LOL Iain Lee narrates this selection of comical videos featuring dumb daredevils, including behind the scenes of some of the viral clips that have taken the internet by storm. (S3, E02)