This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Tuesday, December 12 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Orlando Sue counts down the days until the Hecks depart on their road trip to Disney World. Brick begs his parents to take a detour to North Carolina so he can meet his online girlfriend. (S5, E23) 
08:35The Middle The Wonderful World of Hecks When the Hecks arrive at Disney World, a good time may not be had for all when a series of misfortunes threaten to put a damper on their trip. (S5, E24) 
09:00The Middle The Loneliest Locker Sue and Brad write, direct, and star in the senior play, entitled The Loneliest Locker - but with Frankie working a second job, will she make it? (S6, E02) 
09:30The Middle Major Anxiety Brick informs Frankie & Mike that he would like to go to his school's Fantasy Dance. Sue becomes edgy after drinking a lot of coffee in order to appear more sophisticated. (S6, E03) 
10:00Friends: Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
10:30Friends: Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
11:00Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
12:00Friends The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
12:30Friends The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys work stadium security, conduct a crime investigation class, and return to the park to test their memory again. (S6, E13) 
14:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
14:30Friends The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16) 
15:00Friends: Christmas The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
15:30Friends: Christmas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
16:00My Wife And Kids The Wedding Jr. and Vanessa's plan for a small, simple wedding get drowned out by Michael and Jay's lavish plans for the wedding of the century. (S5, E10) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Careful What You Wish For After Michael treats Jay horribly during a double date with Jr. and Vanessa who are still very much in love, Jay demands Michael be more attentive to her. (S5, E11) 
17:00Friends The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
17:30Friends The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
18:00Friends The One With A Chick And A Duck When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21) 
18:30Friends The One With The Screamer Ross thinks that Rachel's date (Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Thing Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23) 
19:30Friends The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24) 
20:00Friends: Christmas The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
20:30Friends: Christmas The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. (S4, E10) 
21:00New: The Middle The 200th Orson is named as one of the top 200 most livable cities in Indiana, so Frankie decides to place something in the time capsule that will be buried in the base of the Orson Cow. (S9, E09) 
21:30New: Life In Pieces Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they've had in months. (S1, E09) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle What happens when an NBA All Star (DeAndre Jordan) squares off with a red hot Hollywood actress and star of Modern Family (Sarah Hyland)? Find out right now. (S3, E12) 
22:30Lip Sync Battle: Iggy Azalea Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Iggy Azalea goes face-to-face with her boyfriend, basketball player Nick Young! (S1, E16) 
23:00New: Broad City Bedbugs Ilana and Jamie discover that their apartment is infested with bedbugs, and a cash-strapped Abbi gets a confidence boost from her new purse. (S4, E09) 
23:30Kevin Hart Live: Let Me Explain Recorded at the world famous Madison Square Garden, Hart once again spits out funny anecdotes, great catchphrases, and tackles what every man all too often struggles with - women and relationships! 
00:30Impractical Jokers The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
01:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers must do what they are told at a public pool, and try to convince strangers to give the thumbs-up to their absurd e-mails. (S6, E12) 
01:30New: The Daily Show Joining Trevor tonight is photojournalist Pete Souza, former Official White House Photographer for U.S. Presidents Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama, talking about his book 'Obama: An Intimate Portrait'. 
02:00South Park HUMANCENTiPAD After failing to read the small print in a contract Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him from Steve Jobs. (S15, E01) 
02:30South Park Funnybot After being mocked at the South Park Elementary Comedy Awards, Germany builds the ultimate laughter machine: Funnybot. Though its plans for the human race don't go down too well. (S15, E02) 
03:00South Park T.M.I. After an embarrassing incident involving his penis, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout but things just go from bad to worse. (S15, E04) 
03:25South Park Crack Baby Athletic Association Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital and his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (Guns n Roses) play in this? (S15, E05) 
03:50South Park City Sushi When Butters gets caught up in an Asian turf war his parents discover he has multiple personalities and decide medication is the answer - but what is Butters' therapist hiding? (S15, E06) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2): Despite Judith and Alan's disapproval of their relationship, Charlie and Myra continue their relationship. Could Alan get lucky at Herb and Judith's wedding? (S4, E20) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Tucked, Taped And Gorgeous Alan's friendship with a gay man causes him to question his own sexuality and everyone thinks he's "coming out". Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter. (S4, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.