This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, September 24 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids He's Having a Baby Michael tries to teach Junior a lesson in parenting when he gives him a balloon to take care of. Meanwhile, Jay teaches Kady about the birds and the bees. (S4, E06) 
08:35My Wife And Kids The Funeral The Kyles are willing to support Michael's inconsolable employee, Larry, who can't get over losing his 103-year-old grandmother. But Larry goes overboard at the funeral... (S4, E07) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reality Bites Will reluctantly takes Nicky to the mall to see the child-hero Dougie the Whale. When Dougie starts yelling at the stage hands, Will tells Dougie to behave for the children. (S5, E03) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
10:00Scrubs My Lunch J.D. and Dr. Cox run into annoying, formerly suicidal, patient Jill Tracy - but is she really better now? Elliot & Carla do a little investigating into The Todd and his sexuality. (S5, E20) 
10:30Scrubs My Fallen Idol Carla persuades everyone to rally around a despondent Dr. Cox, after three of his patients die because of his mistake - everyone except J.D. that is... (S5, E21) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Cooking Class Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22) 
13:00Gilmore Girls We've Got Magic to Do Rory's World War II-themed DAR bash is a piperoo (even when Paris becomes a server). But the bash goes smash when Richard confronts Mitchum Huntzberger. (S6, E05) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
15:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
18:05Friends: Season 9 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
18:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
19:05Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
19:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
20:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
20:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
21:00New: Joel & Nish Vs The World Joel and Nish trek through the Andes with the Peruvian porters. They are on an arduous journey to meet the legendary Scissor Dancers but get more than they bargain for when they arrive. (S2, E01) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys take out the remote controlled chairs for a spin, team up to work at a virtual reality gaming centre, and attempt to blame strangers for unusual events. (S11, E06) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Who ended up paying for damages when Q smashed a display case during a challenge? And what awkward question was Murr asked by kids at a career day that didn't make it on camera? (S2, E18) 
23:00Impractical Jokers: Top 10 The Jokers countdown the most memorable moments of the show according to their fans. Including; Q speaking olde English at the "Castle of White" and Sal chanting "Let's get sexy!" at a baseball game. 
23:30RuPaul's Drag Race The remaining queens were asked by RuPaul to insult each other for a mini-challenge, and the winner was given the authority to assign the line-up for the roast of judge Michelle Visage. (S9, E08) 
00:30New: Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features all the best bits from series ten of Good News, alongside previously unseen material. (S10, E09) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Reality Bites Will reluctantly takes Nicky to the mall to see the child-hero Dougie the Whale. When Dougie starts yelling at the stage hands, Will tells Dougie to behave for the children. (S5, E03) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Grumpy Young Men While on a double date, the girl Will wants kisses Carlton. This results in a wrangle. Meanwhile, Philip and Hillary try to teach Ashley to drive a car. (S5, E04) 
02:00South Park: Ultimate Episodes Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride When the boys tease Stan about his dog being gay, Sparky runs away and finds sanctuary with animal loving Big Gay Al. George Clooney guest barks. (S1, E04) 
02:30South Park: Ultimate Episodes Chef Aid Chef realises that Alanis Morissette's (fictional) hit song "Stinky Britches" is a song that he wrote years ago but the record company aren't interested in giving him any credit. (S2, E14) 
03:00South Park: Ultimate Episodes Rainforest Schmainforest The boys go to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir tour, but Cartman is on a mission to cause havoc. Jennifer Aniston guests. (S3, E01) 
03:25South Park: Ultimate Episodes Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman joins The North American Man Boy Love Association but does he know what they really want? Meanwhile, Kenny will do anything to stop his parents having a kid. (S4, E05) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Cleveland Jr.'s Cherry Bomb In an attempt to keep Roberta from having sex with Federline Jones, Cleveland takes the family to chuch...where Cleveland Jr. pledges to maintain his virginity. (S1, E05) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Malcolm Visits College Lois takes Malcolm on his first college visit, Reese pretends he's a drug user to woo a pretty narcotics officer, and Dewey constructs his own musical instrument. (S5, E16) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Polly in the Middle Polly starts dating Abe and Craig at the same time!, Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt, and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention. (S5, E17) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.