This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Sunday, October 15 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
08:35Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys act as oddball apartment dwellers looking for roommates, and cut in line for Broadway Show tickets. (S1, E05) 
09:00Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
09:30Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
10:00Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Hidden camera practical joke show. Some seriously non-advanced 'advanced art classes' are taught by the guys, darts decide pub pranks, and the loser teaches a stressful stress-free seminar. (S4, E03) 
10:30Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 The guys provide a false sense of security to some sassy shoppers at a drug store, and the competition reaches new heights during a rematch of their balloon challenge in the grocery store. (S6, E11) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Practical joke show. The guys spare no shame doing whatever they're told to do when bowling. Also, a potato scoop challenge proves as hard as convincing someone imaginary clouds exist! (S4, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Fans' Top 10 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
13:30Friends The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
14:00Friends The One With The Jam After breaking up with Richard, Monica uses her free time to make jam and considers insemination via a sperm bank. Guest stars David Arquette. (S3, E03) 
14:30Friends The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04) 
15:00Friends The One With Frank, Jr Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05) 
15:30Friends The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06) 
16:00Friends The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07) 
16:30Friends The One With The Giant Poking Device (2): Joey and Monica catch Janice kissing her ex-husband. Meanwhile, Monica accidentally bumps Ben's head into a post. (S3, E08) 
17:00Friends The One With The Football The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09) 
17:30Friends The One Where Rachel Quits Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10) 
18:00Friends ...Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11) 
18:30Friends The One With All The Jealousy Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12) 
19:00Transformers: Revenge of the... ...Fallen Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into their world. (2009) 
22:00Kevin Hart Live: Laugh At My Pain Kevin Hart reveals his most sordid and personal affairs in this phenomenal stand up performance; from his twenty second 'stamina' to his showdown with Spongebob. 
23:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar travel to Mexico to meet the legendary long-distance runners 'The Tarahumara'. Can ultra-fit Joel and his friend Nish keep up? (S1, E04) 
00:00Broad City: 5 Essential Episodes What a Wonderful World Follow the antics of a pair of twentysomething best friends in New York City. Abbi & Ilana try to scrounge up the money to buy tickets for a secret Lil Wayne concert. (S1, E01) 
00:30Broad City: 5 Essential Episodes Pu$$y Weed The girls need to grow up! Abbi wants to buy her own weed, like a grown woman, while Ilana is finally tackling taxes by herself. Also, the girls are super, super-duper high. (S1, E02) 
01:00Broad City: 5 Essential Episodes The Matrix Feeling sucked into a never-ending web of technology, Abbi and Ilana unplug for a day that's filled with rollerblading, canine nuptials, and an emergency medical situation. (S2, E06) 
01:30Broad City: 5 Essential Episodes Kirk Steele Ilana discovers that Abbi's boss, Trey, has performed in Internet pornography under the name Kirk Steele. Meanwhile, Ilana educates the next generation. (S2, E08) 
02:00Broad City: 5 Essential Episodes Game Over Ilana gets a new opportunity at Deals, Deals, Deals, and Abbi tries to keep her competitive side in check at Soulstice Games Day. Vanessa Williams and Whoopi Goldberg guest star. (S3, E03) 
02:30South Park Where My Country Gone? Mr Garrison is crazy-mad about all the illegal immigrants in South Park - time for a showdown with the familiar looking President of Canada! Cartman has other plans. (S19, E02) 
03:00South Park The City Part of Town Gentrification hits South Park and Kenny's family take the brunt of it! Mr Kim's City Wok, also suffering, hire Kenny as part of their 'child labour force'! (S19, E03) 
03:25Bob's Burgers The Hormone-iums Tina gets her chance to be soloist of the Hormone-iums in a play, but realises the role could end up ruining her social status. Linda comes up with a business plan. (S6, E14) 
03:50Bob's Burgers Pro Tiki/Con Tiki Bob's friend, Warren, comes to town and makes an offer to invest in the restaurant, which could use a much-needed makeover, but their decorating ideas don't exactly match. (S6, E15) 
04:15The Middle The Telling Mike gets the unwelcome task of signing up to volunteer at Brick's school. While Sue blackmails Axl to get free rides around town for her and her friends. (S3, E23) 
04:35The Middle The Wedding The Hecks discover at the last minute that they are hosting Mike's brother Rusty's wedding, and Axl and his friends decide to start their own summer business. (S3, E24) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.