This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, January 16 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Ice Skating Animation about a fun-loving pig. Peppa and George go ice skating, but they have never been before and Peppa keeps falling over. (S2 Ep 35) 
06:05Peppa Pig The Long Grass Animated series. The grass has grown so long that Peppa and George's ball gets lost in it. It falls to Grandpa to save the day with Betsy, his motorised lawnmower. (S2 Ep 36) 
06:10Peppa Pig Dentist Animated series. When Peppa and George go to the dentist, Dr Elephant says their teeth are nice and white - but George's toy dinosaur is in need of a tooth-clean. (S2 Ep 37) 
06:15Peppa Pig School Bus Trip Animated series about a lovable little pig. Madame Gazelle takes Peppa and her school friends on a school bus trip to the mountains. (S2 Ep 38) 
06:20New: Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm for life infects around her. Mya Go and her friends go on a camping trip with Dada Go, who was once a boy scout! (S1 Ep 4) 
06:30Fireman Sam Twitching the Night Away Animation. Elvis is booked to sing on a local TV show, but when a nasty storm hits, starting a fire in the woods, he risks missing his singing slot. (S7 Ep 15) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective Smartysaurus is going to launch into space, but as her friends all watch on the Daredale Big Screen, the picture suddenly goes dead! Noddy investigates what happened. (S2 Ep 6) 
06:50Shane the Chef Animated series about a chef and his daughter. When Maggie delivers some kohlrabi, Jay and Mario think that the vegetables are mind-controlling aliens. (S1 Ep 52) 
07:00Thomas and Friends CGI animation. Toad, Oliver's brake van, spots a stranded whale on the beach and soothes it with his singing while Search and Rescue decide how to rescue it. (S19 Ep 5) 
07:15Milkshake! Monkey's Amazing... ...Adventures. Live action series featuring an inquisitive puppet monkey. In Wales, Milkshake! Monkey visits a Roman bath house and finds out how the ancient Romans kept clean. (S6 Ep 9) 
07:20Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Peppa and her friends visit Mrs Badger's petting farm, where they enjoy feeding chickens and meeting cute guinea pigs. (S6 Ep 18) 
07:35Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Mummy Pig suggests they all make pizzas together, so everyone prepares and chooses the food to make their own individual pizzas. (S6 Ep 19) 
07:45Top Wing Animated series about trainee bird rescue-cadets. When Brody's turbo-surfin' friends get trapped in a cave, Brody and Penny race against the tide to rescue them. (S1 Ep 35) 
07:55New: PAW Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue pups. Adventure Bay is working hard to earn the record for the world's highest tower of pizzas! (S5 Ep 30) 
08:10Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. The Floogals mistake a basketball net for a wastepaper basket. (S3 Ep 4) 
08:30Becca's Bunch Animated series about an adventurous little bird. Wagtail Ranger leader Pops leads Becca and the Bunch up Pointy Peak Mountain for a camping trip, but forgets the tent. (S1 Ep 8) 
08:40Little Princess 2D-animated series about a little girl who lives in a castle. Princess's favourite tree has fallen over in a storm and now must be chopped down. How can she save it? (S7 Ep 1) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Daisy and Poppy's Pet Impish animation. Nanny Plum conjures up a hamster called Pippin for the twins. However, the naughty new pet is soon causing chaos in the castle. (S1 Ep 42) 
09:10New: Sunny Bunnies Animated antics of five balls of light. Boo easily lifts the weights at an outdoor gym, but Hopper has to resort to guile and balloons to improve his physique... (S3 Ep 11) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series. Inspector Anthony Pulfer finds two dogs left confined to one room without food and water. Snoopy, a lurcher found collapsed, is now in recovery. (S5 Ep 9) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Police Interceptors Observational documentary series. The dog unit embark on a desperate manhunt amid fears that a weapon-wielding brawler is roaming the streets of Lincoln. (S7 Ep 5) 
13:10Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
13:15Home and Away Ben feels the pressure as he gets ready to reopen his business. Mackenzie throws Dean a lifeline as he crumbles under work and life commitments. Marilyn is missing Raffy. 
13:45Neighbours Chloe is putting in long hours and struggling at work, but she gets some unexpected help from Hendrix. Susan reprimands Elly for her clandestine meetings with Finn. 
14:15The Wrong Neighbor Film Dark thriller starring Michael Madsen and Andrea Bogart. A recently-separated father and his teenage daughter become the deadly obsession of their neighbour. (2017) 
16:00Friends Rachel moves in with Monica after leaving her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to embrace bachelorhood once again. (S1 Ep 1) 
16:30Friends Ross discovers that his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overprotective parents is a disaster. (S1 Ep 2) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Chloe is putting in long hours and struggling at work, but she gets some unexpected help from Hendrix. Susan reprimands Elly for her clandestine meetings with Finn. 
18:00Home and Away Ben feels the pressure as he gets ready to reopen his business. Mackenzie throws Dean a lifeline as he crumbles under work and life commitments. Marilyn is missing Raffy. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Chimp Island Documentary. A colourful portrait of Ngamba Island Chimpanzee Sanctuary, a place where orphaned and rescued chimpanzees are given a second chance at life within a safe community. 
20:00New: Bargain-Loving Brits In... ...The Sun. Docuseries about expats who left the UK for a cheaper life on the Costa del Sol. Bambi shows newcomers Howard and Lynne around the Saydo caravan park. (S5 Ep 2) 
21:00New: The All-Inclusive: How Do... ...They Do It?...And Should You. Three groups of holidaymakers descend on the same resort for some all-inclusive fun, including a look at how to tackle day drinking. (S2 Ep 2) 
22:00World's Most Luxurious Superyacht Docuseries offering a privileged peek at the luxuries enjoyed by the super-rich. Helipads, pools and gold-embossed interiors are standard on GBP35m super yachts. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:05Busted in Bangkok Docuseries about Thailand's Tourist Police. A drunk Brit starts a fight over a restaurant bill. Three men say they are victims of a ladyboy pickpocket, for the second time. (S1 Ep 1) 
00:05Traffic Cops Action-packed observational documentary series with Jamie Theakston. Operation Spacedust targets county line networks, which exploit the young and vulnerable. (S5 Ep 16) 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies Documentary series. Documentary series following the work of RSPCA officers. Three generations of dogs are signed over by their struggling owner. (S5 Ep 6) 
04:00Britain's Greatest Bridges Documentary series. Rob Bell explores the story of the Tyne Bridge, its role in keeping skills alive during the 1920s recession, and its connection to Sydney. [SL] (S1 Ep 5) 
04:45House Doctor Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice are in Cheltenham. [SL] (S3 Ep 4) 
05:10Great Artists Tim Marlow looks at the work of some of the western world's most famous artists. This edition focuses on Peter Paul Rubens, famous for his voluptuous female nudes. [SL] (S1 Ep 9) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 3) 
06:00Peppa Pig Rebecca Rabbit Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George go to Rebecca Rabbit's house where, instead of stairs and corridors, there are tunnels! (S2 Ep 39)