This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, March 24 2018

05:20Coast vs Country Lesley and Ian are planning a move to Dorset with a 500,000 budget. While Ian wants to enjoy the pleasant pastures of the countryside, Leslie would love to have the sound of the sea close. 
06:15The King of Queens Frozen Pop When a cold spell hits New York, Arthur moves into the room next to Doug and Carrie. But he soon drives them to distraction in his new surroundings. 
06:40The King of Queens Fair Game Doug can't believe it when Carrie starts cheating at board games with their friends. 
07:05The King of Queens Meet By-Product Doug and Carrie reminisce about the convoluted way they got together. With guest star Donny Osmond. 
07:30Mobil 1 The Grid Daniel Ricciardo and Max Verstappen assess the halo, a new F1 safety device designed to give drivers more protection in an open cockpit. Plus, testing with Toyota Gazoo World Rally team. 
08:00Everybody Loves Raymond Lucky Suit Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for an FBI job until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. 
08:25Everybody Loves Raymond The Skit At a party Ray and Debra do an amusing impersonation of Frank and Marie, but when the older couple turn the tables on them, Ray and Debra don't find it funny. 
08:55Frasier The Innkeepers When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. 
09:25Frasier Dark Victory After counselling his family and friends when all he wants is a little peace, Frasier comes to realise that sometimes you have to put others first. 
10:00Frasier She's the Boss Frasier has a new station boss - Kate Costas (Mercedes Ruehl) - and they get on like oil and water, especially when she moves his show to 2.00am. 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Capacitance A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother Beverly has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15/23) 
11:00The Big Bang Theory The Cushion Saturation A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16/23) 
11:30The Big Bang Theory The Terminator Decoupling Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17/23) 
12:00The Simpsons Secrets of a Successful Marriage: Homer teaches a class on how to maintain matrimonial harmony. Unfortunately, he can't help revealing secrets about Marge and ends up in the doghouse. 
12:30The Simpsons Lady Bouvier's Lover Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mother. Can she resist Mr Burns' marriage proposal? 
13:00F1 Australian GP Qualifying... ...Highlights Steve Jones has highlights from Melbourne, as the drivers get their 2018 campaign underway at the traditional opener. Can Verstappen and Vettel show they are contenders? 
14:50Car S.O.S Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend are in Leeds to restore a rare AC Aceca, a beautiful but little-known British sports car that has been rotting away in a garage. (S4 Ep1/10) 
15:50Coast vs Country Mother and daughter Jane and Georgina are looking for the perfect family home in the Gower Peninsula for their budget of 650,000. Kerr and Sara help them to decide. 
16:50A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Ruth Jobey wants to escape from her busy London life to the relaxed town of Oliva on Spain's Costa Azahar. Ben Hillman shows her great properties for her 150,000 budget. 
17:35A Place in the Sun Geri Melville is originally from St Lucia, and together with husband Ian, she is ready to return to her roots. Laura shows them five incredible properties with sea views for her 360,000. 
18:05Channel 4 News Special Extended news programme. Includes sport and weather. 
19:00Coastal Railways with Julie... ...Walters Julie rides the UK's beautiful coastal railways. This time, it's Scotland's West Highland Railway, with the train from Harry Potter, spies, and cattle wrangling on Skye. (Ep1/4) 
20:00Britain at Low Tide Tori Herridge discovers how two ships from Hull ended up on top of a mountain in Peru. Plus: the dramatic story of a fishing trawler that went wildly off course in the North Sea. (S2 Ep5/6) 
21:00Everest Film (2015) Fact-based drama. In 1996, climbers scaling the world's highest mountain run into deadly trouble. With Jason Clarke, Josh Brolin, Jake Gyllenhaal. Upsetting scenes/graphic injury. 
23:20Predator 2 Film (1990) Sci-fi thriller with Danny Glover. A deadly alien warrior hunts human trophies in Los Angeles. But attacking the police proves to be a mistake. Strong language/gory violence. 
03:20Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Long Beach, California, to save a failing Italian family restaurant that opened in 1958 and is now under the misguided leadership of the eldest son, Nino. (S6 Ep9/16) 
03:10Hollyoaks Omnibus Luke and Mandy prepare for their trip to Florida but could Luke's past habits cause a problem? Cindy gets ready to launch her business, while Nancy and Darren continue to have difficulties. 
05:15Coast vs Country Music-loving surveyor Diepiri and fashion designer Ethel are looking for a holiday home in Dorset. Ethel wants a life by the coast while Diepiri loves the calm of the country. 
06:10The King of Queens The Shmenkmans Doug and Carrie are torn between their new friends and their best friends. 
06:35Everybody Loves Raymond The Breakup Tape When Debra finds a cassette that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has kept it for so many years. 
07:00Everybody Loves Raymond Talk to Your Daughter Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life, but finds out that she is now more interested in knowing the meaning of life. 
07:25Frasier Shrink Rap Niles and Frasier decide to enter family therapy in an effort to get on better. Some hope... 
07:55Frasier Martin Does It His Way When their least favourite aunt dies, Frasier and Niles are inspired to help Martin make his dream come true: finish writing a song for Sinatra.