This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Thursday, February 27 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers The Tortelli Tort When waitress Carla attacks an obnoxious sports fan who is making trouble at the bar, the man threatens to sue the establishment, unless Sam has Carla fired. (S1 Ep3/22) 
06:55Cheers Sam at Eleven Sam is delighted when an old baseball teammate arrives to film a sports report about him, but his ego is shattered when he finds himself abandoned mid-interview. (S1 Ep4/22) 
07:20The King of Queens Frigid Heirs Arthur wins $2500 playing bingo, but as Doug and Carrie are short of money, they soon have to ask him for a loan. 
07:45The King of Queens Switch Sitters Deacon and Kelly agree to babysit Arthur but forget Carrie and Doug's warning not to give him spicy food. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Frank, the Writer Frank submits ideas for a column to Ray's editor after getting anecdotes published in Reader's Digest. But Ray's editor thinks it's the worst writing he's ever seen. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Your Place or Mine? When Ray's parents fall out, his mum moves in with him and Debra. But Debra isn't happy and tries to convince Ray's dad to apologise. 
09:10Frasier It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave Frasier realises that he has strong feelings for Kate just when she announces she is moving to Chicago. 
09:45Frasier The Friend Frasier realises that he hasn't made any friends since moving to Seattle, so he sets out to meet someone new. 
10:10Undercover Boss Canada Matthew Corrin, founder and CEO of Freshii, which produces a healthier form of fast food in Canada, goes incognito among the staff of his franchises, posing as a new employee. 
11:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay revisits three restaurants - Lido, Anna Vincenzo's and Le Bistro - to check in with the owners he previously helped. Has his advice been put to good use? 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Simon restores an enamel roll-top bath and builds a children's den out of old doors. Henry makes a wall-mounted safe from a jerry can and lovingly restores a cheesemaking trough. (S3 Ep19) 
13:05Posh Pawn High-end pawnbroker James heads to Marbella to appraise a 75-foot yacht worth 250,000. And an aspiring restaurateur wants to raise 80,000 by selling his Ferrari Spider. (S6 Ep4) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Shami and Clive are looking for a home in Sicily they can one day relocate to with their three cats. Scarlette Douglas has five options for their 180,000 - are any of them purrfect? 
16:00A New Life in the Sun: Where... ...Are They Now?: We revisit a couple struggling to bring their favourite pastime to France. And have two twenty-somethings launched their Irish bar on the Costa del Sol? (S2 Ep4/10) 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me Competing in Bristol are fitness fans Billy and Tasha, music-mad Dennis and Tina and ex-reporter Keith and his wife Jane, whose night doesn't go to plan when Keith goes full Alan Partridge. 
18:00The Simpsons Days of Future Future In an episode set 30 years in the future, Bart and his ex-wife have post-divorce issues, and Marge gets a new Homer clone every time the old one dies. (S25 Ep17/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Jordan asks Juliet to work for him. Mercedes advises Tony on how to move things forward with Diane. John Paul and James discuss their future. 
19:00Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 
20:00New: The Secret Life of the Zoo Laid-back rock hyraxes Daissie and Nungu are expecting their eighth litter. At the reptile house, the Bermuda skinks have a ferocious approach to mating as Poptart meets Sharkface. (S9 Ep3) 
21:00New: Hunted Jess and Ella are running scared in rural Yorkshire. Ben and Rob bid to get one step ahead using an Xbox. And is Frankie and Dan's 'safe house' actually a trap? (S5 Ep3) 
22:00New: First Dates Confident Chloe 'flirts her way through life' and is looking for a 'geezer' who can handle her. Is Anthony her man? Dog-walker Scearcia has a steamy date with Aurita. (S14 Ep2) 
23:0524 Hours in A&E A look at three patients who have suffered potentially life-changing injuries, including a partially severed hand, a long-standing stab wound, and a serious quad-bike accident. (S20 Ep7) 
00:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay sets his sights on Sabatiello's, an Italian restaurant in Stamford, Connecticut, better known for its combustible owner Sammy's tantrums than for the quality of its food. 
01:00Sean Lock: Keep It Light Sean Lock's stand-up is a blend of hyperactive imagination, surreal imagery and insightful observations. Here, he covers the price of cinema food, mid-life crises, and jewellery heists. 
01:55Home Comedy series by Rufus Jones. Peter and Katy take their frustrations out on each other. John is delighted that Elliot is taking him to a gig. And Sami is nervous about his date. (S2 Ep4/6) [SL] 
02:20Baghdad Central Thriller. Temple discovers his money is missing and has Khafaji arrested on false charges. On a raid, Parodi sees a photograph of three girls - who are they connected to? (Ep4/6) [SL] 
03:15The Secrets of Big Tobacco:... ...Has Philip Morris International Really Given Up Smoking? - Dispatches: Examining the truth behind one of the biggest tobacco firms' claims to be promoting a smoke-free future. [SL] 
03:45Come Dine with Me In Leeds, ping pong-loving Swede Evelyn, student James, personal development coach Sarah and Canadian DJ Nolan compete in a week featuring an ABBA theme, a waterbed and a sandwich gateau. 
04:45Homes by the Med On the Costa Blanca, Charlie Luxton visits a fabulous farmhouse rescued by Essex couple Lee and Kerry, whose rural retreat is like an organic extension of the landscape. (S2 Ep6/6) 
05:40Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp demonstrates how to make a personalised vintage doormat and cute coasters using spray paint, old tiles and serviettes. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.