This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, September 18 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30Mike & Molly Dips & Salsa Mike asks Carl to replace him as Molly's dance partner at a salsa class, but he gets jealous when he realises that they are having way too much fun. (S4 Ep10) 
06:55Mike & Molly Mind Over Molly Molly grudgingly goes to see a therapist at Mike's urging, but as the sessions progress, her belief that the counselling is unnecessary is challenged. (S4 Ep11) 
07:20The King of Queens Tank Heaven Doug sabotages Carrie's relationship with her new colleagues. Spence and Danny use Arthur as a babe-magnet. 
07:45The King of Queens Altar Ego When Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend Denise is getting married, he recruits Doug, Deacon and Danny to help him change her mind. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Separation Debra is upset by the unexpected news that her parents have separated. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Frank Paints the House Frank offers to decorate Ray's house, but refuses to paint it the colour that Ray and Debra want. 
09:10Frasier I'm Listening Frasier overhears his dad's girlfriend Ronee making a date with another man, but when Martin hears the news he accuses his son of eavesdropping. 
09:40Frasier Maris Returns (Part 1): Niles' ex-wife Maris needs his help - can he keep her return secret from a pregnant and emotional Daphne? 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon revisits some of the restaurants that he set out to save, including The Mixing Bowl, The Olde Stone Mill, Peter's and Campania. Have they pulled themselves out of their nightmares? 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Cindy Galardi Culpepper, CEO and Chairperson of Wienerschnitzel, the world's largest hot dog chain, goes undercover among her staff to look at the quality of communication in the company. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Couples Come Dine with Me In West Sussex, Bettina and Giovanni, school inspectors Dave and Linda, and Ewelina and Chris compete in a week that features rivalry about whose menu includes the most home cooking. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It The boys head to Nantwich and Stoke-on-Trent. Henry Cole tarts up a 1960 moped once favoured by model Twiggy. Simon O'Brien restores an early Mirror dinghy. (S3 Ep8) 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Russell Lovatt from Nottingham would like to relocate to Malta. Laura Hamilton has a challenge to find a property with the wow factor to impress him and daughter Sian, but does she do it? 
16:00The Great Hotel Escape Steph and Dom teach novice hoteliers Yvonne and Fernando a few tricks of the trade. In Scotland, Sarah and Doug are running out of time as they prepare for three separate events. (Ep18) 
17:00Four in a Bed Sir Ben Slade welcomes his rivals to the 13th-century Maunsel House in Somerset, but the extra charge for a hot breakfast leaves some guests with a bad taste in their mouths. 
17:30Cooking Up a Fortune Three new pairs of cooks compete for a place in the final: The Geordie Grub Hub - Ashley and Gary; Sassy & Ginger - Catherine and Sarah; and In Wonderland - Arif and Riccardo. (Ep8) 
18:00The Simpsons Kamp Krusty Bart forges his school report so Homer will let him and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty for the summer. But the dream camp turns out to be a sweatshop and Bart leads an uprising... 
18:30Hollyoaks Ste tries to come to terms with recent events, while Stuart springs into action. The Loft celebrations are interrupted by some big news. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil go searching for homes in pricey Surrey, for a pair of newly-weds renting in East Horsley and a retired couple who are marooned in the downsizing doldrums. (S33 Ep3) 
21:00New: Grand Designs Design engineer Mark Butler is paralysed from the waist down and needs a cutting-edge, wheelchair-friendly family home. Making it for 600k proves a huge emotional strain. 
22:00New: Naked Attraction Trans-woman Amira finally feels happy in her skin and seeks a man who's proud to show her off. Rugby player Andy has a soft centre to share with a girl for romantic nights in. (S5 Ep 5/5) 
23:05The Sex Clinic A stripper seeks a sexual health check-up. Newly bisexual Sophie needs tips on how to pleasure a woman. There's also advice on anal douching. (Ep5) 
00:10Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite armchair critics make of EastEnders, Britain's Got Talent The Champions, Peaky Blinders, Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted and First Dates Hotel? (S14 Ep1) [SL] 
01:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. 
01:55The Guest Film (2014) Thriller starring Dan Stevens. An ex-soldier befriends the family of a comrade who died in Afghanistan. But he's hiding a troubling secret. Violence/strong language/sex/nudity/drugs. [SL] 
03:35Come Dine with Me In Guernsey, 20-year-old entrepreneur Ben irritates his guests with his smug attitude. So when it's his turn to cook, the other diners can't wait to criticise his cuisine. 
04:30Gok's Fill Your House for Free Nikki and Chris live in Kent with their daughter and son. After splashing out more than 20,000 on repairs to their house, they ran out of cash for the decoration. Cue Gok and the team. [SL] 
05:25Star Boot Sale Olympic athlete Iwan Thomas is a natural competitor and he comes to the car boot sale with just one aim - to win. But can he be persuaded to part with his valuable sporting mementos? [SL] 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Len Goodman is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.