This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, October 19 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Diane is furious when she discovers Tony's lies, while Peri and Yasmine are shocked by what they find out about Lily. 
06:30Hollyoaks This special episode concentrates on a day in the life of teens Peri, Yasmine and Lily, alongside their guardians Leela, Misbah and Diane. 
07:00Charmed Love Hurts Leo is shot by the arrow of a Darklighter and asks the sisters to help protect a woman who is being targeted by evil forces. Andy leaves his job to help protect Prue. 
08:00Melissa & Joey Thanks But No Thanks Mel and Joe write thank you cards to everyone who sent them wedding gifts, and pretend to be delighted with a huge, ugly coffee maker. (S5 Ep7/22) 
08:30Melissa & Joey Face the Music Mel discovers that Joe used to be a member of a boy band in his youth, so she buys Dani a piano to foster her dreams of a musical career. (S5 Ep8/22) 
09:002 Broke Girls And the Big Gamble Max and Caroline learn that Han's in big trouble with a criminal gang because he can't pay off a substantial gambling debt he's amassed. (S5 Ep22/22) 
09:302 Broke Girls And the Reality Problem Max and Caroline are approached by a television producer who wants to shoot a reality show at the serving window of their cupcake business. (S4 Ep1/22) 
10:00Baby Daddy My Fair Emma Ben forgets Emma's birthday. Danny and Riley come to a crossroads. Tucker has some exciting news but can't seem to get anyone's attention. (S5 Ep20/20) 
10:30Baby Daddy To Elle and Back Ben is still enthusiastically searching for the mysterious Elle. Danny and Riley are hunting for a good doctor. Tucker's back from Los Angeles. (S6 Ep1/11) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Fortress As their wedding day approaches, Robin tells Barney that she wants to begin their married life in a new home. Lily's new job takes its toll on her marriage. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother The Time Travelers Barney asks Ted to go with him to see a Robots Versus Wrestlers show. Marshall and Robin argue over the invention of a new cocktail at McLaren's bar. 
12:00The Goldbergs Van People Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13/24) 
12:30The Goldbergs Barry Goldberg's Day Off Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14/24) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Thespian Catalyst Sheldon lectures at the university but worries that the students don't seem to like him. Raj fantasises about his best friend's girlfriend. (S4 Ep14/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Benefactor Factor A wealthy benefactor at the university makes Leonard consider how far he's willing to go in the name of science. (S4 Ep15/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Put a Ring on It Joe buys Mel a fake birthday gift to distract her from his big surprise: a unique wedding ring that he has had created especially for her. (S5 Ep19/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Game Night With Ryder home on leave from the Navy, Mel decides to organise a fun family game night, pitting herself and Joe against Lennox and Zander. (S5 Ep20/22) 
15:00Baby Daddy Married to the Job When Ben hears that the bar needs a new manager, he enlists Riley's help to prove to the owner that he's responsible enough for the job. (S1 Ep5/10) 
15:30Baby Daddy Take Her Out of the Ballgame Ben and Tucker's softball league team loses constantly so Riley steps in as their captain, but her competitive side soon emerges. (S1 Ep6/10) 
16:00New Girl The 23rd Jess frets when Paul surprises her with a thoughtful and lavish Christmas gift, as she has only bought him a soft toy. The whole group are invited to Schmidt's office party. 
16:30New Girl The Story of the 50 Schmidt's plans for his 29th birthday fall apart when he loses the reservation for his party bus, so Jess locates a yellow school bus for the gang instead. 
17:00The Goldbergs DannyDonnieJoeyJonJordan Adam and Barry find Erica's old collection of New Kids on the Block memorabilia in the cluttered garage and tease her mercilessly. (S2 Ep10/24) 
17:30New: Stage School Brand new series: It's the girl band's first live gig, but will their new look impress? With Nationals just a day away, Kieran's patience with the dance crew is wearing thin. (S2 Ep19) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Roommate Transmogrification Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Skank Reflex Analysis Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Milo is furious about Cindy's trouble and is out for revenge. Meanwhile, Glenn helps Jesse in his time of need. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers Nastassja Lusengo is commissioned by a client to produce a cake inspired by a geode rock split open to reveal shimmering sugar crystals carved into the cake's interior. (Ep9/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Proposal Proposal: Amy must decide whether or not to marry Sheldon and answers his proposal. Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. (S11 Ep1/24) 
20:30New: The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Retraction Reaction: Leonard angers the university during an embarrassing interview. Amy and Bernadette must hide their success from Sheldon and Howard. (S11 Ep2/24) 
21:00New: 2 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Two Openings Part 1: Max and Caroline put the finishing touches to their newly converted dessert bar, while Sophie and Oleg prepare for parenthood. (S6 Ep1/22) 
21:30New: GameFace Brand new series - Onion: Marcella's brother Billy comes out of rehab and the squabbles start up again. And finally Marcella has an audition, but the acting role requires her to cry. (Ep3) 
22:00The Inbetweeners Critically acclaimed comedy about four teenagers. Will (Simon Bird), whose parents have just divorced, must move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school. (S1 Ep1/6) 
22:30The Inbetweeners Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2/6) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Spock Resonance While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation Amy's out on a date with a mystery man so Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
00:00Rude Tube: Feasts of Fury This top 50 features some very funny food clips including the Pope popping out for a pizza, a cat cookery show and the rudest waitress in the world. (S10 Ep5/10) 
01:00The Inbetweeners Critically acclaimed comedy about four teenagers. Will (Simon Bird), whose parents have just divorced, must move to a new area and change from private to comprehensive school. (S1 Ep1/6) [SL] 
01:35The Inbetweeners Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2/6) [SL] 
02:10GameFace Brand new series - Onion: Marcella's brother Billy comes out of rehab and the squabbles start up again. And finally Marcella has an audition, but the acting role requires her to cry. (Ep3) 
02:352 Broke Girls Brand new series - And the Two Openings Part 1: Max and Caroline put the finishing touches to their newly converted dessert bar, while Sophie and Oleg prepare for parenthood. (S6 Ep1/22) 
03:00First Dates When stunning Sasha is stood up, an unexpected knight in shining armour steps in: waiter Sam. Debbie's been married twice, but now says she's 'in the infancy of lesbianism'. (S4 Ep15) 
03:55Rude Tube Freaky Skills and Geeky Thrills Rude Tube celebrates the greatest internet videos, with snake eaters, speed climbers, escalator skiers, amazing contortionists and a drive-through rapper. 
04:20Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister presents a hand-washing chameleon, a man shooting an anvil in the air, and the craziest leg cramp ever. 
04:45Charmed Love Hurts Leo is shot by the arrow of a Darklighter and asks the sisters to help protect a woman who is being targeted by evil forces. Andy leaves his job to help protect Prue. 
06:00Hollyoaks This special episode concentrates on a day in the life of teens Peri, Yasmine and Lily, alongside their guardians Leela, Misbah and Diane.