This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Watch on Friday, March 30 2018

03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:15Celebrity MasterChef Culinary competition. The four celebrities compete for the last two places in the semi-finals, preparing a two-course meal that will be judged by 2010 champion Lisa Faulkner. (Also in HD). S9 Ep9 
06:45Celebrity MasterChef Popular celebrity cooking contest. In the first semi-final the hopefuls cater for Shakespeare's birthday, using ingredients that would have been available in his time. (Also in HD). S9 Ep10 
08:00Tipping Point Another exciting edition of the quiz show in which players take on a unique machine in the hope of winning 10,000 pounds. (Also in HD). S2 Ep26 
09:00Tipping Point The tense quiz show in which players take on a unique machine in the hope of winning 10,000 pounds. (Also in HD). S2 Ep25 
10:00The Bill Salvation More drama with Sun Hill's finest. Carver is abducted and beaten up by a loan shark. Hemingway arrives home to find that her sister has been attacked. S20 Ep86 
11:00Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Comedian Jo Brand, England rugby legend Ben Cohen and Dragon's Den star Kelly Hoppen try to win 20,000 pounds for charity by taking on the giant arcade machine. (Also in HD). 
12:00Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard presents the celebrity edition of the gameshow. Comedian Jim Moir, Dallas star Charlene Tilton and actress Martine McCutcheon take on the machine. (Also in HD). S2 Ep5 
13:00Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard presents the celebrity edition of the game show. Comedian Jon Culshaw, TV presenter Jenni Falconer and Dancing on Ice judge Jason Gardiner take on the machine. (Also in HD). S2 Ep6 
14:00Tipping Point: Lucky Stars Ben Shephard presents another celebrity edition of the game show as Ashley Roberts, Jamelia and Jeff Brazier take on the machine and try to win 20,000 pounds for charity. (Also in HD). 
15:00Billionaire Boy Film John Thomson and Elliot Sprakes star in the comedy adapted from the novel by David Walliams. Father and son Len and Joe become billionaires when Len invents a new toilet roll. (Also in HD). 
16:20The Boy in the Dress Billy Kennedy stars as a normal 12-year-old frustrated by the boring grey world he inhabits in the comic adaptation of David Walliams's bestselling children's book. (Also in HD). 
17:40Mr Stink Film Heart-warming adaptation from the book by David Walliams. A lonely schoolgirl has no friends at her new school so she bonds with a tramp and his dog in the local park. (Also in HD). 
19:00My Dream Home The popular property renovation series hosted by Drew and Jonathan Scott. Will the Scotts be able to persuade Katherine and Jordan into renovating a fixer-upper? (Also in HD). S2 Ep5 
20:00Inside the Ambulance One more shift with the paramedics from the West Midlands Ambulance Service. The team help a woman who has had a violent seizure and a carer who has crashed her bicycle. (Also in HD). S2 Ep10 
21:00999 Rescue Squad More real-life drama with Yorkshire Ambulance Service's Hazardous Area Response Team. The team race to save an injured woman trapped in a van crushed between two lorries. (Also in HD). S1 Ep7 New. 
22:00Embarrassing Bodies These marvellous medics aren't ill at ease with awkward ailments! The team hit the road for Norfolk's Sundown Festival, where the forecast is bites, piles and chronic discharge. S7 Ep8 
23:00Miranda A New Low Miranda Hart stars in her own sitcom. Miranda and Stevie compete to be best friends with the new waitress at the restaurant, Tamara. (Also in HD). S2 Ep4 
23:40Miranda Just Act Normal Miranda Hart stars in the popular sitcom. Miranda and Penny are forced into therapy for an assessment. How will they cope? (Also in HD). S2 Ep5 
00:20EastEnders A repeat of Friday's visit to Albert Square. Hunter tries to stop Jack pursuing his mum. It is judgement day for the Slaters. (Also in HD). 
01:00Doctor Who The Poison Sky David Tennant's third and final series as the time travelling hero. As the Sontarans choke the Earth, the Doctor battles to keep both Martha and Donna alive. S35 Ep5 
01:55Doctor Who The Doctor's Daughter Sci-fi adventure with David Tennant's Time Lord. On the planet Messaline, in the midst of war, the Doctor meets the most important woman of his life. S35 Ep6 
03:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.