This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Saturday, October 28 2017

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:20One Foot in the Grave The Trial I don't believe it! Victor is called up for jury service and ends up home alone, with only grumbling to occupy him. Richard Wilson provides a perfect comic monologue. S4 Ep5 
07:55One Foot in the Grave Who's Listening A seasonal dose of 'Bah, Humbug' from Victor Meldrew. After refusing to take part in the local pantomime, or buy presents, Victor is besieged by 263 garden gnomes. 
09:15The Vicar of Dibley The Arrival The first ever episode of the comedy voted the nation's third favourite sitcom. Shock! The replacement for the deceased 102-year-old vicar of the village is a woman! S1 Ep1 
09:55The Vicar of Dibley Songs of Praise Ecclesiastical comedy with favourite funnywoman Dawn French. TV's Songs of Praise comes to the parish to meet Geraldine. Unfortunately, the director is rather dishy. S1 Ep2 
10:30Only Fools and Horses He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle Street crime is affecting the tenants of Nelson Mandela House and when Uncle Albert is one of the victims, Del decides he's Charles Bronson. S7 Ep5 
11:40Only Fools and Horses Three Men, a Woman and a Baby Rodney and Albert contemplate the prospect of doting dad Del. Meanwhile, Raquel has the baby blues, and Rodney's bedroom is being turned into a nursery. S7 Ep6 
12:55Only Fools and Horses Happy Returns A new spark in Rodney's life rekindles an old flame of Del's when Rodders starts dating a girl at the newsagents. But could there be a family connection? S4 Ep1 
13:35Only Fools and Horses The Chance of a Lunchtime: Del sticks his oar in again! He attempts to get Rodney's relationship with Cassandra back on the rails by craftily organising a rendezvous between them. S7 Ep2 
14:40Only Fools and Horses Stage Fright Del is helping a pregnant Raquel with her career in showbiz by arranging for a one-night spot at a local cabaret club alongside Tony Angelino, 'the singing dustman'. S7 Ep3 
15:45Only Fools and Horses The Class of '62: When Del gets invited to a reunion at his old school, he can't wait to meet up with his former classmates. But one of them isn't quite as friendly as Del would like. S7 Ep4 
16:55Only Fools and Horses He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle Street crime is affecting the tenants of Nelson Mandela House and when Uncle Albert is one of the victims, Del decides he's Charles Bronson. S7 Ep5 
18:00Only Fools and Horses Three Men, a Woman and a Baby Rodney and Albert contemplate the prospect of doting dad Del. Meanwhile, Raquel has the baby blues, and Rodney's bedroom is being turned into a nursery. S7 Ep6 
19:05David Jason: My Life on Screen Exclusive series where Sir David Jason charts his extraordinary career. The first episode covers his journey from working class lad in Finchley to rising comic talent. S1 Ep1 
20:05Citizen Khan Naani's Day Out Mr Khan's plans to join the mosque committee are threatened by the arrival of his mother-in-law, who may be staying with them indefinitely. S2 Ep2 
20:40Citizen Khan Amjad's Health Check Family sitcom. Mr Khan wants to go to the mosque to meet the local MP. Amjad's health check does not quite go to plan. S2 Ep3 
21:20Citizen Khan Fasting The imam at the mosque calls a special fast and Mr Khan uses it to compete with Dave, the mosque manager. Meanwhile, Alia has an exchange student staying. S2 Ep4 
21:55The Office First of the two-part special that ultimately winds up Ricky Gervais's massively successful comedy. The film crew return to Wernham-Hogg to catch up with Brent, Tim, Dawn and co. S3 Ep1 
23:00The Fast Show Competitive Dad challenges his son to a tennis match and the Suit You tailors get their comeuppance. They have to serve a customer who is more perverse than they are - Ohhhhhh Sir! S3 Ep5 
23:40The Fast Show No time for blinking here. Including top spymaster George Wily, and go out on the beat with Chris the Crafty Cockney's cousin - Cliff, the Crafty Copper - who'll nick anyone! S3 Ep6 
00:20Big Train Award-winning comedy sketch show with Amelia Bullmore, Julia Davis, Kevin Eldon, Mark Heap and Simon Pegg. S1 Ep5 
01:00Big Train More from the award-winning sketch show with Amelia Bullmore, Julia Davis, Kevin Eldon, Mark Heap and Simon Pegg. S1 Ep6 
01:40The Office First of the two-part special that ultimately winds up Ricky Gervais's massively successful comedy. The film crew return to Wernham-Hogg to catch up with Brent, Tim, Dawn and co. S3 Ep1 
01:35The Mighty Boosh Fountain of Youth More surreal shenanigans in the cult sitcom. When another bad gig is blamed on Howard being old and past it, the boys transport themselves to the Fountain of Youth. S2 Ep4 
02:05The Mighty Boosh The Legend of Old Gregg Adventures with Vince and Howard. After a disastrous gig, the boys decide to go fishing on Black Lake, unaware that Old Gregg is on the look out for a lover. S2 Ep5 
02:40The Fast Show Competitive Dad challenges his son to a tennis match and the Suit You tailors get their comeuppance. They have to serve a customer who is more perverse than they are - Ohhhhhh Sir! S3 Ep5 
03:10The Fast Show No time for blinking here. Including top spymaster George Wily, and go out on the beat with Chris the Crafty Cockney's cousin - Cliff, the Crafty Copper - who'll nick anyone! S3 Ep6 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.