This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Monday, October 22 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:30Waiting for God Sabotage More from the senior citizen sitcom set in a retirement home where laughs are never far away. Tom and Diana plan a holiday, but they have to outwit Harvey's building plans. S3 Ep7 
08:00Sorry! Could Do Better Comedy gold with a true comedy genius, the slightly smaller half of the Two Ronnies. Timothy's friend Frank is getting married, and Tim has his eye on the bridesmaid. S2 Ep6 
08:40Ever Decreasing Circles Neighbourhood Watch Richard Briers, fresh from 'The Good Life', in another classic sitcom. When a neighbourhood watch scheme is proposed for Martin's area, he soon takes charge! S4 Ep4 
09:20Last of the Summer Wine Some Enchanted Evening Battleaxes, old boys and beautiful countryside - the perfect humorous blend. Compo finally gets a chance to seduce Nora Batty with his impeccable manners. S2 Ep4 
10:00Last of the Summer Wine A Quiet Drink Classic laughs with the boys who are no strangers to getting ushered out of the cafe with the aid of a broom. Someone isn't getting his round in at the local pub. S2 Ep5 
10:40Last of the Summer Wine Ballad for Wind Instruments and Canoe A trip across Yorkshire with the game old codgers. The trio go on a voyage in a canoe, but it looks like they're upstream without a paddle. S2 Ep6 
11:20Are You Being Served? The Erotic Dreams of Mrs Slocombe New to Gold. Saucy shop floor comedy. Mrs Slocombe tries to act out the dream she had about a romantic entanglement with Mr Humphries. S8 Ep7 
12:00Hi-de-Hi! Spaghetti Galore One of the most fondly-remembered episodes ever of the classic sitcom from the 'Dad's Army' team. Matters of the heart lead to one dinner too many for Gladys. S7 Ep4 
12:40Only Fools and Horses Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Del is offered a 'real big earner' when his ex-partner asks him to front his new business in Australia - but are family ties too strong to go? S9 Ep6 
13:20The Green Green Grass One Man's Junk Country capers in the spin-off sitcom. When the Antiques Roadshow comes to Ludlow, Marlene dusts off her old bric-a-brac. But it's Boycie who hits the jackpot. S4 Ep8 
14:00Dad's Army The Test Would everyone mind awfully falling in for some vintage wartime comedy? The Chief Warden challenges Capt Mainwaring to a game of cricket, but there may be a ringer about. S4 Ep10 
14:40Only Fools and Horses Friday the 14th One of the nation's favourite sitcoms. Del's latest foolproof scheme for making millions - game fishing - backfires when events take an unusual turn. S3 Ep3 
15:20Last of the Summer Wine Some Enchanted Evening Battleaxes, old boys and beautiful countryside - the perfect humorous blend. Compo finally gets a chance to seduce Nora Batty with his impeccable manners. S2 Ep4 
16:00Last of the Summer Wine A Quiet Drink Classic laughs with the boys who are no strangers to getting ushered out of the cafe with the aid of a broom. Someone isn't getting his round in at the local pub. S2 Ep5 
16:40Last of the Summer Wine Ballad for Wind Instruments and Canoe A trip across Yorkshire with the game old codgers. The trio go on a voyage in a canoe, but it looks like they're upstream without a paddle. S2 Ep6 
17:20Are You Being Served? The Erotic Dreams of Mrs Slocombe New to Gold. Saucy shop floor comedy. Mrs Slocombe tries to act out the dream she had about a romantic entanglement with Mr Humphries. S8 Ep7 
18:00Hi-de-Hi! Spaghetti Galore One of the most fondly-remembered episodes ever of the classic sitcom from the 'Dad's Army' team. Matters of the heart lead to one dinner too many for Gladys. S7 Ep4 
18:40Only Fools and Horses Friday the 14th One of the nation's favourite sitcoms. Del's latest foolproof scheme for making millions - game fishing - backfires when events take an unusual turn. S3 Ep3 
19:20Dad's Army The Test Would everyone mind awfully falling in for some vintage wartime comedy? The Chief Warden challenges Capt Mainwaring to a game of cricket, but there may be a ringer about. S4 Ep10 
20:00Dad's Army Uninvited Guests More classic comedy with the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard. When the wardens' HQ is bombed, they have to share the church hall with their enemies, the Home Guard! S4 Ep12 
20:40Citizen Khan Bullies Family sitcom. Mr Khan has bought a drone camera to keep an eye on the local neighbourhood as he believes it is starting to go a bit downhill. S5 Ep2 
21:25The Royle Family Bills, Bills, Bills With Dave and Denise's wedding just six weeks away, the phone bill is the last thing skinflint Jim needs. And who's been phoning Aberdeen!? 'It's good to talk, my...'. S1 Ep1 
22:05The Office The Quiz Can real office life ever be the same again? Brent and Finchy take on Tim and Ricky at the annual quiz night. But things get ugly and poor Tim ends up losing his shoe. S1 Ep3 
22:40The Royle Family Making Ends Meet Who left the immersion on? Jim moans about money again in the much-loved sitcom. He finds it hard to come to terms with the fact that he's got to pay for Denise's wedding. S1 Ep2 
23:20Bob Mortimer: My Favourite Sketch Sally Phillips is joined Bob Mortimer, who reveals the comedy sketches that inspired a young lad from the north east to become a solicitor. S1 Ep5 
00:20Little Britain Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at life in Britain. Lou and Andy go to the seaside and Dafydd has been to a rugby match. With Anthony Head and Geraldine James. S2 Ep6 
00:55Little Britain The second series of the hilarious sketch show begins. Vicky Pollard's in trouble, Marjorie Dawes meets a celebrity, and Dafydd has some entirely unexpected news for his parents. S2 Ep1 
01:35Vic Reeves Big Night Out Surreal variety show hosted by Vic Reeves. Here, we meet Morrissey the Consumer Monkey, renowned fop-hater Graham Lister and Sir Lloyd Crisp, the disappearing hazelnut man. S2 Ep1 
02:05Keeping Up Appearances Patricia Routledge is Hyacinth Bucket who puts everything into directing and starring in a pageant based on the Civil War, especially with the council tax going up again. Ep11 
02:40The Tommy Cooper Hour More classic slapstick and wonky magic from the legendary Tommy Cooper. S3 Ep1 
03:20Little Britain The second series of the hilarious sketch show begins. Vicky Pollard's in trouble, Marjorie Dawes meets a celebrity, and Dafydd has some entirely unexpected news for his parents. S2 Ep1 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.