This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Thursday, December 14 2017

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:30A Sharp Intake of Breath The Spare Part David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter tries to buy a spare part for his washing machine. S3 Ep1 
08:00Keeping Up Appearances... ...Christmas Special. Poor Richard has gone down with a fungus infection, and naturally Hyacinth is horrified to find that he has such a vulgar ailment. And just who is in Daddy's bed? 
09:05Last of the Summer Wine Barry's Christmas The Christmas 1990 edition of Roy Clarke's epic sitcom. Barry gets locked in the pub on Christmas night and makes the most of the experience. But then he's too scared to go home! 
09:45Last of the Summer Wine Situations Vacant A seasonal special of the long-running sitcom from 1991. Foggy is convinced that Compo's trousers are 'out of control' and Clegg thinks that they're haunted. S13 Ep7 
10:25Last of the Summer Wine Stop That Castle! Classic comedy. The annual gala parade is placed in the hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg. What could possibly go wrong? S14 Ep10 
11:00My Family ...And I'll Cry If I Want To: Robert Lindsay and Zoe Wanamaker star in a festive edition of the hit sitcom. When Susan's mother finds herself a new toy boy, domestic mayhem ensues. 
12:10The Two Ronnies Mirthsome moments courtesy of Ronnies Barker and Corbett. The highlights here include Fete Worse Than Death and Effingham Hall. S9 Ep7 
13:00The Two Ronnies Join the much-loved double act of Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker for more vintage comedy. This time, the highlights include the classic Colditz and Vicar sketches. S3 Ep1 
13:55Last of the Summer Wine Barry's Christmas The Christmas 1990 edition of Roy Clarke's epic sitcom. Barry gets locked in the pub on Christmas night and makes the most of the experience. But then he's too scared to go home! 
14:35Last of the Summer Wine Situations Vacant A seasonal special of the long-running sitcom from 1991. Foggy is convinced that Compo's trousers are 'out of control' and Clegg thinks that they're haunted. S13 Ep7 
15:15Last of the Summer Wine Stop That Castle! Classic comedy. The annual gala parade is placed in the hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg. What could possibly go wrong? S14 Ep10 
15:55The Two Ronnies Mirthsome moments courtesy of Ronnies Barker and Corbett. The highlights here include Fete Worse Than Death and Effingham Hall. S9 Ep7 
16:50The Two Ronnies Join the much-loved double act of Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker for more vintage comedy. This time, the highlights include the classic Colditz and Vicar sketches. S3 Ep1 
17:40Only Fools and Horses Diamonds Are for Heather There's only one Del - or is there? Del envisages Christmas with a larger family than just Grandad and Rodney when he meets Heather. S2 Ep9 
18:20The Vicar of Dibley Merry Christmas The hugely successful Christmas edition of Richard Curtis and Dawn French's sitcom. It's ten years since Geraldine first arrived and the villagers want to celebrate. S6 Ep1 
19:35Only Fools and Horses A Royal Flush When Rodney meets a pretty girl in the market, he doesn't realise her connections. But after he is invited to a weekend party at her family home, Del makes his move. S5 Ep7 
21:00The Royle Family Christmas Special The Golden Egg Cup It's Christmas in the Royle house and the kids have given their parents money. Barbara wants to go abroad for the first time, but Jim fancies an HD satellite box. 
22:20Miranda The Final Curtain It is the final chance for Miranda to try to learn to accept herself and find contentment. Will it be alone or does she find her one true love? S4 Ep2 
23:10Absolutely Fabulous Cold Turkey Outrageously funny sitcom set in the world of fashion and PR. Edina plans her first Christmas with the family. This break in tradition causes Patsy some serious trauma. S5 Ep8 
00:00Peep Show Quirky sitcom about two dysfunctional losers sharing a south London flat. Merry, an eccentric old friend from university, returns and offers Jeremy the chance to manage a pub. S3 Ep2 
00:35Little Britain Matt Lucas and David Walliams bring more side-splitting characters to life in the outrageous sketch show, with Anthony Head and Geraldine James. Emily visits the ballet. S2 Ep4 
01:10Miranda The Final Curtain It is the final chance for Miranda to try to learn to accept herself and find contentment. Will it be alone or does she find her one true love? S4 Ep2 
02:00Absolutely Fabulous Cold Turkey Outrageously funny sitcom set in the world of fashion and PR. Edina plans her first Christmas with the family. This break in tradition causes Patsy some serious trauma. S5 Ep8 
02:45Peep Show Quirky sitcom about two dysfunctional losers sharing a south London flat. Merry, an eccentric old friend from university, returns and offers Jeremy the chance to manage a pub. S3 Ep2 
03:10Harry Hill's TV Burp Harry returns with a cracking mix of offbeat skits as he sends up soaps, reality shows, documentaries and dramas, as well as launching his own 'The K Factor'. S9 Ep15 
03:35A Sharp Intake of Breath The Spare Part David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter tries to buy a spare part for his washing machine. S3 Ep1 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.