This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Monday, September 23 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:30Lucky Feller Ever Been Had? David Jason stars in this 1976 sitcom, a forerunner to Only Fools and Horses, with two competing brothers in south-east London. S1 Ep10 
07:55A Sharp Intake of Breath Another Little Drink Vintage sitcom starring David Jason. Peter promises Sheila a night out at the pictures, but gets stuck in the pub car park. S2 Ep4 
08:30A Sharp Intake of Breath The Spare Part David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter tries to buy a spare part for his washing machine. S3 Ep1 
09:00Chef! Divorce? With the prospect of divorce looming, Gareth takes his temper out on the diners after Cyril has made a policy decision that he should mingle and chat with them. S4 Ep3 
09:35As Time Goes By Another Proposal Jean is delighted to hear that daughter Judith has accepted Alistair's proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Penny and Stephen have some news of their own. S9 Ep2 
10:15Last of the Summer Wine In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just Incompetent: Gentle sitcom set in a Yorkshire village. Barry has a lonely neighbour on his hands and takes it upon himself to get him a girlfriend. S30 Ep7 
10:55Last of the Summer Wine The Mischievous Tinkle in Howard's Eyes Gentle sitcom about a group of OAPs. Howard learns that there are better ways than the phone to contact nature-lovers, and quite openly, too. S30 Ep8 
11:30Last of the Summer Wine Of Passion and Pizza More silver-haired silliness in Yorkshire. Mervyn is in love with 'Her' at the pizza take-away, but lacks the courage to tell her. Can Alvin and Entwistle help? S30 Ep9 
12:102Point4Children When Saturday Comes Family sitcom but not as we know it. Ben insists on the whole family following the exact same routine every Saturday to ensure his football team's success. S7 Ep2 
12:45Chef! Divorce? With the prospect of divorce looming, Gareth takes his temper out on the diners after Cyril has made a policy decision that he should mingle and chat with them. S4 Ep3 
13:25Hi-de-Hi! Peggy's Big Chance A break at the holiday camp where a knobbly knees contest is always on the cards. Peggy the chalet maid pursues her burning ambition to become a Yellowcoat. S2 Ep2 
14:00Keeping Up Appearances The snobbish Hyacinth Bucket is at it again. She quite enjoys a family christening - except when the parents turn up in an old van with two hippies. S1 Ep6 
14:35Open All Hours The New Suit Ronnie Barker plays stammering shopkeeper Arkwright in this classic sitcom. Here, he needs a new suit, but is too mean to buy one. Maybe Nurse Gladys has the answer. S2 Ep4 
15:15Last of the Summer Wine In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just Incompetent: Gentle sitcom set in a Yorkshire village. Barry has a lonely neighbour on his hands and takes it upon himself to get him a girlfriend. S30 Ep7 
15:55Last of the Summer Wine The Mischievous Tinkle in Howard's Eyes Gentle sitcom about a group of OAPs. Howard learns that there are better ways than the phone to contact nature-lovers, and quite openly, too. S30 Ep8 
16:30Last of the Summer Wine Of Passion and Pizza More silver-haired silliness in Yorkshire. Mervyn is in love with 'Her' at the pizza take-away, but lacks the courage to tell her. Can Alvin and Entwistle help? S30 Ep9 
17:102Point4Children When Saturday Comes Family sitcom but not as we know it. Ben insists on the whole family following the exact same routine every Saturday to ensure his football team's success. S7 Ep2 
17:50Hi-de-Hi! Peggy's Big Chance A break at the holiday camp where a knobbly knees contest is always on the cards. Peggy the chalet maid pursues her burning ambition to become a Yellowcoat. S2 Ep2 
18:25Keeping Up Appearances The snobbish Hyacinth Bucket is at it again. She quite enjoys a family christening - except when the parents turn up in an old van with two hippies. S1 Ep6 
19:00Open All Hours The New Suit Ronnie Barker plays stammering shopkeeper Arkwright in this classic sitcom. Here, he needs a new suit, but is too mean to buy one. Maybe Nurse Gladys has the answer. S2 Ep4 
19:40Dad's Army Don't Forget the Diver The platoon have to plant a bomb in a windmill occupied by another platoon. Jones though, gets caught up and carried aloft by the sails - don't panic! S5 Ep2 
20:20Dad's Army Boots, Boots, Boots Captain Mainwaring becomes obsessed with the healthy state of the platoon's feet. Watch out for a classic Mainwaring mishap on the beach. S5 Ep3 
21:00The Royle Family Barbara Finally Has Enough Square-eyed sitcom. Tensions run high in the Royle household as Antony finally snaps after one too many nasty comments from Jim and Barb, and goes awol! S2 Ep5 
21:40Not Going Out Running Pun-tastic sitcom. Lee injures himself while training for a 10km run and to hide his mishap from Lucy, he gets a sports massage - which only brings about more trouble. S5 Ep4 
22:20Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. Bone with the Wind: Laughs with the shameless youths of Runcorn. When Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat, he realises he has to stop her 'merging'. S1 Ep3 
23:00Men Behaving Badly Cardigan The laddish 90s sitcom. Gary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student pals. To cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office. S5 Ep5 
23:35Men Behaving Badly Rich and Fat Laughs on the sofa with a lager. Tony discovers that Gary has 33,000 pounds in his current account, while Tony's ever-expanding waistline doesn't go unnoticed. S5 Ep6 
00:15Game On Big Wednesday Outrageous comedy that made Samantha Janus a star. Mandy has a date with a famous boxer. Martin goes out with an American girl and finds that he's forgotten something. S1 Ep5 
00:55The Royle Family Barbara Finally Has Enough Square-eyed sitcom. Tensions run high in the Royle household as Antony finally snaps after one too many nasty comments from Jim and Barb, and goes awol! S2 Ep5 
01:35Not Going Out Running Pun-tastic sitcom. Lee injures himself while training for a 10km run and to hide his mishap from Lucy, he gets a sports massage - which only brings about more trouble. S5 Ep4 
02:10Upstart Crow The Quality of Mercy Comedy about William Shakespeare. When Will's savings go missing, he is forced to make a rather unusual bargain with his rival Robert Greene. S1 Ep6 
02:40Game On Big Wednesday Outrageous comedy that made Samantha Janus a star. Mandy has a date with a famous boxer. Martin goes out with an American girl and finds that he's forgotten something. S1 Ep5 
03:15Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. Bone with the Wind: Laughs with the shameless youths of Runcorn. When Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat, he realises he has to stop her 'merging'. S1 Ep3 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.