This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, December 18 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:10The Two Ronnies Messrs Barker and Corbett with a yuletide offering of music and levity. Sketches include a milkman's answer to the Queen's speech and a gameshow style court. 
08:00The Two Ronnies Festive frolics from Messrs Barker and Corbett with a yuletide show of sketches, jokes and songs from 1987. Guests include Lynda Baron, Sandra Dickinson and Frank Finlay. 
09:00Last of the Summer Wine Small Tune on a Penny Wassail: More fun with the three old men from Yorkshire. Christmas arrives and the trio visit a friend in hospital, before opening their presents. Ep9 
09:40Last of the Summer Wine And a Dewhurst Up a Fir Tree Long-running sitcom. In an effort to beat the Christmas rush, Foggy buys 100 fir trees from Big Eric - crawling with insects. Ep8 
10:20Last of the Summer Wine Whoops Long-running sitcom. Foggy, Compo and Clegg are struck by the Christmas blues, so they decide to seek out two old school pals to recapture the spirit of their youth. Ep9 
11:00The Green Green Grass One Flew over the Cuckoo Clock John Sullivan's Only Fools and Horses spin-off. Boycie's invited to spend Christmas in Switzerland with some friends he met at the Agricultural Ball. 
12:10Still Open All Hours: Christmas... ...Special. Granville faces being left alone at Christmas as all his friends and neighbours make plans to go away - leaving him at the amorous mercy of Mrs Featherstone. 
12:502Point4 Children Christmas... ...Special Porky's. Bill foolishly asks Ben to do the Christmas food shopping - but he has his own plans for providing some rather unconventional seasonal fare. 
13:30Last of the Summer Wine Small Tune on a Penny Wassail: More fun with the three old men from Yorkshire. Christmas arrives and the trio visit a friend in hospital, before opening their presents. Ep9 
14:10Last of the Summer Wine And a Dewhurst Up a Fir Tree Long-running sitcom. In an effort to beat the Christmas rush, Foggy buys 100 fir trees from Big Eric - crawling with insects. Ep8 
14:45Last of the Summer Wine Whoops Long-running sitcom. Foggy, Compo and Clegg are struck by the Christmas blues, so they decide to seek out two old school pals to recapture the spirit of their youth. Ep9 
15:30The Green Green Grass One Flew over the Cuckoo Clock John Sullivan's Only Fools and Horses spin-off. Boycie's invited to spend Christmas in Switzerland with some friends he met at the Agricultural Ball. 
16:35Still Open All Hours: Christmas... ...Special. Granville faces being left alone at Christmas as all his friends and neighbours make plans to go away - leaving him at the amorous mercy of Mrs Featherstone. 
17:10Only Fools and Horses... ...Fatal Extraction. Raquel leaves Del after he goes back to his bad old ways of gambling, drinking and staying out late. Meanwhile, Rodney is a shadow of his former self. 
19:00Only Fools and Horses... ...Heroes and Villains. The first of a three-part Christmas special from 1996. This is the classic episode best remembered for the scene where Del and Rodney become Batman and Robin! 
20:25Dad's Army For the Love of Three Oranges A seasonal special from 1976. Three oranges are to be auctioned and Captain Mainwaring is determined to get one for his wife - the mysterious Elizabeth. 
21:00Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special Who's A Pretty Mammy?: Agnes prepares for her big New Year's Eve party, though most of the guests seem to be dropping out. S1 Ep2 
21:55Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special Mammy Christmas: Annoyed that the annual Nativity play has been cancelled, Agnes decides to write her own. S1 Ep1 
22:35The Royle Family: Joe's Crackers Festive edition of the square-eyed sitcom. It's Christmas Day and Barbara is up to her eyes in it. Jim is out of action following an unfortunate incident. 
23:50300 Years Of French And Saunders Comedy double act Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders reunite on-screen for the first time in 10 years to mark the 30th anniversary of the launch of their eponymous sketch show. 
00:50Men Behaving Badly Men Behaving Badly Xmas Special 1997 A festive edition of the laddish sitcom. We see a glimpse of Christmas as it might have been for Gary, Tony, Dorothy and Deborah. 
01:55Absolutely Fabulous Christmas... ...Special White Box. Outrageously funny sitcom. Edina has a redecorating crisis. Under threat from Saffy, she shops for inspiration, but resorts to redecoration regression therapy. 
02:40David Jason: Planes, Trains... ...and Automobiles. The actor flies into the heart of a volcano, hits the road with an American trucker and takes to the skies in a vintage WWII plane. S1 Ep2 
03:302Point4 Children Christmas... ...Special Porky's. Bill foolishly asks Ben to do the Christmas food shopping - but he has his own plans for providing some rather unconventional seasonal fare. 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.