This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Thursday, September 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
07:35The Piglet Files Question of Intelligence Spoof comedy series which takes the lid off the shadowy world of espionage. The day-to-day life of a couple is transformed by MI5. S1 Ep1 
08:00The Piglet Files Fair Exchange Spy comedy series. When Peter's house is taken over by MI5 as a safe house for a Russian defector, only Peter can prevent a major diplomatic incident. S1 Ep2 
08:35Lucky Feller The Power and the Glory 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. Shorty is in love with Kath, who just happens to be in love with his womanising brother. S1 Ep7 
09:05A Sharp Intake of Breath While the Cat's Away David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes. Sheila goes to spend the night at her mother's house, so Peter goes for a drink with a friend. S4 Ep4 
09:40Last of the Summer Wine The Incredible Ordeal of Norman Clegg The world's longest-running sitcom! Clegg is used to looking after Howard's suspect packages, but draws the line at a picnic accessory. S23 Ep4 
10:20Last of the Summer Wine Beware of the Hot Dog More senior silliness in Yorkshire. Wesley and Barry hatch a brilliant plan to sell hot dogs to weary hikers and travellers from Wesley's new barrow. S23 Ep5 
11:00Last of the Summer Wine In Search of Childlike Joy and the Farthest Reaches of the Lotus Position Pensionable fun in Yorkshire. Wesley's trolley seems guaranteed to cheer up a dispirited Smiler. S23 Ep6 
11:40Lucky Feller It's a Dog's Life A David Jason sitcom about two very different south-east Londoner brothers and their escapades... and not a Trotter in sight. S1 Ep5 
12:15A Sharp Intake of Breath Match of the Day David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter loses his ticket for the England v Germany football match. S4 Ep2 
12:50Only Fools and Horses He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle Street crime is affecting the tenants of Nelson Mandela House and when Uncle Albert is one of the victims, Del decides he's Charles Bronson. S16 Ep5 
14:00Only Fools and Horses Homesick Comedy with TV's favourite duckers and divers. Del urges Rodney to use his position as chairman of the Tenants' Association to sort out their lifts. S3 Ep1 
14:40Only Fools and Horses Healthy Competition South London sitcom with 'businessmen' Del and Rodney - or is that Mickey and Rodney? Rodders feels it's time to go it alone, but Del and Grandad aren't so sure. S3 Ep2 
15:20Only Fools and Horses Friday the 14th One of the nation's favourite sitcoms. Del's latest foolproof scheme for making millions - game fishing - backfires when events take an unusual turn. S3 Ep3 
16:00Last of the Summer Wine The Incredible Ordeal of Norman Clegg The world's longest-running sitcom! Clegg is used to looking after Howard's suspect packages, but draws the line at a picnic accessory. S23 Ep4 
16:40Last of the Summer Wine Beware of the Hot Dog More senior silliness in Yorkshire. Wesley and Barry hatch a brilliant plan to sell hot dogs to weary hikers and travellers from Wesley's new barrow. S23 Ep5 
17:20Last of the Summer Wine In Search of Childlike Joy and the Farthest Reaches of the Lotus Position Pensionable fun in Yorkshire. Wesley's trolley seems guaranteed to cheer up a dispirited Smiler. S23 Ep6 
18:00Only Fools and Horses Homesick Comedy with TV's favourite duckers and divers. Del urges Rodney to use his position as chairman of the Tenants' Association to sort out their lifts. S3 Ep1 
18:40Open All Hours The Reluctant Traveller G-G-Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him. All he has to do now is persuade Arkwright to spend the night away from the shop. S2 Ep2 
19:20Open All Hours Fig Biscuits and Inspirational Toilet Rolls Take an ordinary situation, cast two top actors and bingo: classic sitcom. Fig rolls and toilet rolls - surely Arkwright can shift those? S2 Ep3 
20:00The Story of Only Fools and Horses Deals and Misdemeanours Documentary series celebrating a great sitcom. Explore the hooky deals and bent gear which landed Del and Rodney in 'shtook'. S1 Ep2 
21:00The Story of Only Fools and Horses Brothers in Arms Definitive documentary series, exploring every aspect of Britain's most loved sitcom. Here, David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst reflect on their classic roles. S1 Ep1 
22:00Only Fools and Horses Friday the 14th One of the nation's favourite sitcoms. Del's latest foolproof scheme for making millions - game fishing - backfires when events take an unusual turn. S3 Ep3 
22:40Jack Dee Live at the Apollo Join Jack Dee for the guffaw-filled stand-up show that's filmed in front of a celebrity-laden audience at London's Apollo Theatre. The guest comedian is the ever-wry Jo Brand. S1 Ep4 
23:40Gimme Gimme Gimme Prison Visitor Crude, rude but very funny comedy as Kathy Burke plays Linda, who has a date with a serial killer in prison. But she's unprepared when he escapes to be with her! S2 Ep4 
00:20Jack Dee Live at the Apollo Join Jack Dee for the guffaw-filled stand-up show that's filmed in front of a celebrity-laden audience at London's Apollo Theatre. The guest comedian is the ever-wry Jo Brand. S1 Ep4 
01:20Lucky Feller The Power and the Glory 1976 sitcom starring David Jason as shy plumber Shorty. Shorty is in love with Kath, who just happens to be in love with his womanising brother. S1 Ep7 
01:55Bottom Live: The Big Number Two... ...Tour. Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson reprise their roles as flatmates Richie and Eddie in this stage version of the hit sitcom. The duo try to invite the Queen to dinner. 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from home.