This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Wednesday, May 22 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:10A Sharp Intake of Breath Just Cause or Impediment David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter is best man at a wedding, but events conspire against him. S3 Ep2 
07:40A Sharp Intake of Breath Look Who's Coming for Ever David Jason plays everyman Peter Barnes, battling life's petty frustrations. Peter's father-in-law (played by Richard Wilson) comes to stay. S3 Ep3 
08:05Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight Children Everywhere Time-travel sitcom. An evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne. Phoebe's orphaned relatives have come back to live with her at the Royal Oak. S3 Ep6 
08:40Goodnight Sweetheart Turned Out Nice Again More time-travelling japery with Nicholas Lyndhurst. When George Formby wants to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to preserve musical history. S3 Ep7 
09:20Still Open All Hours Sitcom. Granville has some outdated Christmas puddings to sell but needs a clever plan to lure his sceptical customers into buying them. S3 Ep3 
10:00Last of the Summer Wine Why Does Norman Clegg Buy Ladies' Elastic Stockings?: More fun with the naughty old chaps, now joined by Seymour Utterthwaite. Clegg is persuaded to deliver a note to Marina. S9 Ep1 
10:40Last of the Summer Wine The Heavily Reinforced Bottom Eccentric would-be inventor Seymour Utterthwaite joins Compo and Clegg on their escapades. This time they repair a boat, and who's ending up wet? S9 Ep2 
11:20Last of the Summer Wine Dried Dates and Codfanglers Philosophy and fun as we take a gentle stroll through the Yorkshire countryside with those young-at-heart oldies. Compo talks about love and ferrets. S9 Ep3 
12:00Hi-de-Hi! Off with the Motley Nostalgia and fun with the Yellowcoats at Maplin's holiday camp. Peggy's promotion means she is missing out on all the fun. S6 Ep4 
12:402Point4Children Bird on a Wire: Groundbreaking domestic sitcom that avoids cosy cliches. Bill is beginning to get very bad feelings about Rona's wedding, for which she has organised the catering. S2 Ep6 
13:20The Green Green Grass Bothered and Bewildered Sitcom spin-off from Only Fools and Horses. Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has repercussions. Tyler is traumatised by the school art class. S2 Ep3 
14:00The Green Green Grass Mother Earth Sitcom in which Boycie and Marlene of Only Fools fame try to adapt to country life. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie. S2 Ep4 
14:40Last of the Summer Wine Why Does Norman Clegg Buy Ladies' Elastic Stockings?: More fun with the naughty old chaps, now joined by Seymour Utterthwaite. Clegg is persuaded to deliver a note to Marina. S9 Ep1 
15:20Last of the Summer Wine The Heavily Reinforced Bottom Eccentric would-be inventor Seymour Utterthwaite joins Compo and Clegg on their escapades. This time they repair a boat, and who's ending up wet? S9 Ep2 
16:00Last of the Summer Wine Dried Dates and Codfanglers Philosophy and fun as we take a gentle stroll through the Yorkshire countryside with those young-at-heart oldies. Compo talks about love and ferrets. S9 Ep3 
16:40Hi-de-Hi! Off with the Motley Nostalgia and fun with the Yellowcoats at Maplin's holiday camp. Peggy's promotion means she is missing out on all the fun. S6 Ep4 
17:202Point4Children Bird on a Wire: Groundbreaking domestic sitcom that avoids cosy cliches. Bill is beginning to get very bad feelings about Rona's wedding, for which she has organised the catering. S2 Ep6 
18:00The Green Green Grass Bothered and Bewildered Sitcom spin-off from Only Fools and Horses. Boycie's decision to motivate his lazy workforce has repercussions. Tyler is traumatised by the school art class. S2 Ep3 
18:40The Green Green Grass Mother Earth Sitcom in which Boycie and Marlene of Only Fools fame try to adapt to country life. Marlene's pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie. S2 Ep4 
19:20Dad's Army Gorilla Warfare Classic wartime sitcom. During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a `highly important secret agent' - but the regular army is not convinced. S8 Ep3 
20:00Dad's Army The Captain's Car Mainwaring is overjoyed when he is offered the use of a Rolls-Royce, but gets an unpleasant shock when it returns from its trip to be camouflaged. S8 Ep5 
20:40Blackadder Goes Forth Plan C: Major Star: The October Revolution in Moscow produces three appalling results: a ceasefire by Russia, an offensive by Germany, and a Charlie Chaplin impression by Baldrick. S4 Ep3 
21:20Blackadder Goes Forth Plan D: Private Plane: The late, great Rik Mayall guest stars as the outrageous Flashheart, a man with a healthy libido. In WWI, our hero Blackadder joins the Royal Flying Corps. S4 Ep4 
22:00The Catherine Tate Show The versatile comedienne returns with more hilarious sketches. Includes an introduction to Bernie's sisters, and Lauren receiving a proposal. With guest star Bonnie Langford. S3 Ep3 
22:40Live at the Apollo Jack Whitehall is the man in charge, performing himself, before introducing routines by Canadian comedienne Katherine Ryan and deadpan American jokester Rich Hall. S9 Ep5 
23:40Two Doors Down The second series of the comedy gets under way with Cathy and Colin returning from a luxury cruise and strangely keen to persuade neighbours Eric and Beth to join them on their next trip. S2 Ep1 
00:15Inside No 9 Empty Orchestra Roger's promotion involves a full-on, old-school karaoke session, which leads to an evening of hopes, dreams, intrigue, romance, betrayal and an awful lot of singing. S3 Ep4 
00:55Inside No 9 Diddle Diddle Dumpling A couple's world is changed forever by the seemingly chance find in a local street of a single black shoe, as the new arrival becomes a life-changing obsession. S3 Ep5 
01:30Bridget and Eamon The Trocaire Box Irish comedy. Bridget hosts a tupperware party that goes disastrously wrong when illegal condoms are delivered instead. S1 Ep1 
02:00Bridget and Eamon The Divorce Referendum Irish comedy. Bridget and Eamon are chosen as the poster couple for the upcoming divorce referendum, but Phelim returns home with shock news. S1 Ep2 
02:25Marley's Ghosts Marley's Ghosts, 2: Supernatural sitcom. Marley brings in a ghost hunter, but the ghosts aren't making things easy, getting caught up in a robbery and convincing Marley she's going insane. S1 Ep2 
03:00Citizen Khan The Wedding Shazia and Amjad's wedding day has arrived, but Mrs Khan is upset that it is not a traditional affair and it is up to Mr Khan to get her back onside. S3 Ep6 
03:30Two Doors Down The second series of the comedy gets under way with Cathy and Colin returning from a luxury cruise and strangely keen to persuade neighbours Eric and Beth to join them on their next trip. S2 Ep1 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.