This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Thursday, September 19 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:20Lucky Feller Kath's Family David Jason sitcom from the 70s. Shorty hopes to impress Kath's parents by doing some work around their house, but he causes more damage with each chore. S1 Ep4 
07:50A Sharp Intake of Breath Your Very Good Health Sitcom starring David Jason as an everyman battling the petty frustrations of life. Peter has to stay in hospital after a gardening accident. S2 Ep2 
08:20A Sharp Intake of Breath The Square on the Hypotenuse Sitcom starring David Jason. Peter gets involved in Barry's complicated relationship with a married woman. S2 Ep5 
08:50Chef! When Janice Left Gareth A new American chef called Savanna causes trouble in the kitchen and Janice suddenly tells Gareth she's leaving him. S4 Ep1 
09:30As Time Goes By You Can't Manufacture Happy Endings for Everybody Romantic sitcom. Sandy's boyfriend arrives with some important news, and Jean is desperate to know what it is. S9 Ep1 
10:05Last of the Summer Wine Enter the Finger The record-breaking sitcom that first came to our screens in 1973. Here, Brian Conley plays Barry's fitness-mad neighbour, who outshines him in all things physical. S30 Ep1 
10:40Last of the Summer Wine Will the Genuine Racer Please Stand Up? The young-at-heart sitcom about a group of retired friends. Howard devises a simple scheme to change his appearance enough to fool even Pearl. S30 Ep2 
11:20Last of the Summer Wine A Short Introduction to Cooper's Rules More silver haired shenanigans. Just when PCs Cooper and Walsh have mastered the art of fighting crime, Barry manages to spoil it all. S30 Ep3 
12:002Point4Children And Now the Screaming Starts Leftfield sitcom about modern family life with the unfortunately named Bill and Ben. Ben has disappeared, and Rona has returned from the hospital. S6 Ep7 
12:35Chef! When Janice Left Gareth A new American chef called Savanna causes trouble in the kitchen and Janice suddenly tells Gareth she's leaving him. S4 Ep1 
13:15Hi-de-Hi! No Dogs Allowed Ho-de-ho! More laughs with the lads and lasses keeping the campers entertained. Jeffrey the entertainments manager finds himself in charge of a large dog. S1 Ep6 
13:55Keeping Up Appearances Farcical fun from the writer of 'Open All Hours'. Hyacinth is at her wits' end, what with the charity shop, Councillor Nugent and Rose's love life. S1 Ep4 
14:30Open All Hours The Reluctant Traveller G-G-Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him. All he has to do now is persuade Arkwright to spend the night away from the shop. S2 Ep2 
15:10Last of the Summer Wine Enter the Finger The record-breaking sitcom that first came to our screens in 1973. Here, Brian Conley plays Barry's fitness-mad neighbour, who outshines him in all things physical. S30 Ep1 
15:50Last of the Summer Wine Will the Genuine Racer Please Stand Up? The young-at-heart sitcom about a group of retired friends. Howard devises a simple scheme to change his appearance enough to fool even Pearl. S30 Ep2 
16:30Last of the Summer Wine A Short Introduction to Cooper's Rules More silver haired shenanigans. Just when PCs Cooper and Walsh have mastered the art of fighting crime, Barry manages to spoil it all. S30 Ep3 
17:052Point4Children And Now the Screaming Starts Leftfield sitcom about modern family life with the unfortunately named Bill and Ben. Ben has disappeared, and Rona has returned from the hospital. S6 Ep7 
17:45Hi-de-Hi! No Dogs Allowed Ho-de-ho! More laughs with the lads and lasses keeping the campers entertained. Jeffrey the entertainments manager finds himself in charge of a large dog. S1 Ep6 
18:25Keeping Up Appearances Farcical fun from the writer of 'Open All Hours'. Hyacinth is at her wits' end, what with the charity shop, Councillor Nugent and Rose's love life. S1 Ep4 
19:00Open All Hours The Reluctant Traveller G-G-Granville can't believe his luck when the milkwoman makes a pass at him. All he has to do now is persuade Arkwright to spend the night away from the shop. S2 Ep2 
19:40Dad's Army Sons of the Sea Captain Mainwaring and the men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard take to the water when they acquire a platoon boat. S4 Ep7 
20:20Dad's Army The Big Parade Mainwaring and the air-raid warden dispute the matter of precedence as the platoon prepare for a parade to mark Spitfire Week. Mainwaring decides they need a mascot. S5 Ep1 
21:00The Royle Family Nana's Coming to Stay More laughs with those Mancunian couch potatoes. But guess what? Lurcio's got a new girlfriend, Emma. That'll be a major distraction from the box. S2 Ep3 
21:40Goodness Gracious Me Ground-breaking satirical comedy sketch show exploring the integration of Indian and British cultures, starring Meera Syal, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir. S1 Ep5 
22:15Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. Fags, S***s and Kebabs: More in-your-face comedy with the twentysomething gang. Donna needs a man so her mum won't think she's repellent to the opposite sex. S1 Ep1 
22:55Live at the Apollo Dara O Briain delivers stand-up comedy straight to your living rooms - none of this 'leaving the house' nonsense. Danny Bhoy and Nina Conti are also on the bill. S8 Ep1 
23:55The Royle Family Nana's Coming to Stay More laughs with those Mancunian couch potatoes. But guess what? Lurcio's got a new girlfriend, Emma. That'll be a major distraction from the box. S2 Ep3 
00:35Early Doors Join the regulars in the quietly hilarious pub comedy series featuring Craig Cash and co. It's Joan and Eddie's anniversary, and they plan to celebrate in style at The Grapes. S1 Ep5 
01:15Upstart Crow What Bloody Man is That? Comedy meets Shakespeare. The plague leads Will and his friends to escape to the family home in Stratford. On the way, they meet three witches. S1 Ep5 
01:55Two Pints of Lager... ...and a Packet of Crisps. Fags, S***s and Kebabs: More in-your-face comedy with the twentysomething gang. Donna needs a man so her mum won't think she's repellent to the opposite sex. S1 Ep1 
02:25Black Books Manny Come Home Dylan Moran stars in the offbeat sitcom. Fran returns from holiday to find that Manny has resigned and Bernard is living amid rotting food and dead badgers. S3 Ep1 
02:55Live at the Apollo Dara O Briain delivers stand-up comedy straight to your living rooms - none of this 'leaving the house' nonsense. Danny Bhoy and Nina Conti are also on the bill. S8 Ep1 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.