This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for UK Gold on Monday, December 9 2019

06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
07:102Point4 Children Christmas... ...Special Misery. Misery: Nightmare fantasies become reality when Bill and Ben spend Christmas with Bill's mother, and Bill recalls painful childhood Christmases past. 
07:40The Two Ronnies Classic comedy and music courtesy of the late, great Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker in their 1970s heyday. Here, the sketches include Secret Service. S3 Ep8 
08:10The Two Ronnies Messrs Barker and Corbett with a yuletide offering of music and levity. Sketches include a milkman's answer to the Queen's speech and a gameshow style court. 
09:15Last of the Summer Wine Situations Vacant A seasonal special of the long-running sitcom from 1991. Foggy is convinced that Compo's trousers are 'out of control' and Clegg thinks that they're haunted. Ep7 
09:55Last of the Summer Wine Stop That Castle! Classic comedy. The annual gala parade is placed in the hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg. What could possibly go wrong? Ep10 
10:35Last of the Summer Wine Welcome to Earth The wrinkly trio have a close encounter when aliens touch down in Yorkshire. It's the season of good will so why shouldn't they welcome extra-terrestrial visitors? Ep10 
11:15Keeping Up Appearances Xmas.. ...Special The Pageant. Patricia Routledge is Hyacinth Bucket who puts everything into directing and starring in a pageant based on the Civil War, especially with the council tax going up again. 
12:00Still Open All Hours Still Open All Hours Xmas 2013: The much-loved sitcom set in a grocer's shop returns. Granville tries to get a date with Mavis, and his son Leroy shuns the delivery bike. Ep1 
12:40Are You Being Served? Christmas... ...Special 1979. The staff of Grace Brothers stage a life-size Punch and Judy show to entertain a group of their colleagues' children. 
13:20Dad's Army Turkey Dinner Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring's Home Guard platoon decides to give a turkey dinner to the old-age pensioners of Walmington-on-Sea. S8 Ep6 
14:00Last of the Summer Wine Situations Vacant A seasonal special of the long-running sitcom from 1991. Foggy is convinced that Compo's trousers are 'out of control' and Clegg thinks that they're haunted. Ep7 
14:40Last of the Summer Wine Stop That Castle! Classic comedy. The annual gala parade is placed in the hands of Foggy, Compo and Clegg. What could possibly go wrong? Ep10 
15:20Last of the Summer Wine Welcome to Earth The wrinkly trio have a close encounter when aliens touch down in Yorkshire. It's the season of good will so why shouldn't they welcome extra-terrestrial visitors? Ep10 
16:00Are You Being Served? Christmas... ...Special 1979. The staff of Grace Brothers stage a life-size Punch and Judy show to entertain a group of their colleagues' children. 
16:40Dad's Army My Brother and I: Capt Mainwaring has an unexpected and most unwelcome guest, much to the delight of Frazer - his twin brother. But sibling Mainwaring has a taste for the hard stuff. 
17:35Dad's Army Battle of the Giants The undecorated Captain Mainwaring tries to get out of attending a parade and challenges a rival platoon to a stamina test. 
19:00Only Fools and Horses: Dates Things have gone so well for the Trotters that Del and Rodney decide to treat Uncle Albert to a surprise birthday party. And Rodders has a night on the town with a date. 
20:50Dad's Army Turkey Dinner Classic wartime sitcom. Mainwaring's Home Guard platoon decides to give a turkey dinner to the old-age pensioners of Walmington-on-Sea. S8 Ep6 
21:30The Vicar of Dibley The Vicar in White The much-loved sitcom reaches its conclusion in the final, special Christmas episode! At last the Vicar will attend a wedding in a dress, not a dog collar. S5 Ep2 
22:40The Royle Family The Golden Egg Cup It's Christmas in the Royle house and the kids have given their parents money. Barbara wants to go abroad for the first time, but Jim fancies an HD satellite box. 
00:00Two Doors Down: Christmas 2017 Beth and Eric's plans for a quiet festive feast are thwarted when Cathy and Colin's flight is cancelled, and Christine turns up with her granddaughter. 
00:40Smack the Pony Christmas Special Part 1: The first of two special 2002 Christmas editions of the award-winning sketch show. Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips poke fun at all things festive. 
01:15Smack the Pony Christmas Special Part 2: Second of two festive editions of the offbeat sketch show. The regular trio of Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips are joined by Darren Boyd and Sarah Alexander. 
01:50The Royle Family The Golden Egg Cup It's Christmas in the Royle house and the kids have given their parents money. Barbara wants to go abroad for the first time, but Jim fancies an HD satellite box. 
02:55Smack the Pony Christmas Special Part 1: The first of two special 2002 Christmas editions of the award-winning sketch show. Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips poke fun at all things festive. 
03:20Smack the Pony Christmas Special Part 2: Second of two festive editions of the offbeat sketch show. The regular trio of Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips are joined by Darren Boyd and Sarah Alexander. 
04:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shopping from Home.