This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Wednesday, October 25 2017

06:00Andromeda Through a Glass Darkly Harper receives an unexpected blast from the past when her presumed-dead friend Hohne saves Seefra-5 from being destroyed. (S5, ep 11) 
07:00Motorway Patrol Police call on multiple units and the Eagle helicopter as they hunt a stolen Subaru and a cyclist can't quite comprehend why he can't bike along the motorway. (S16, ep 9) 
07:30Motorway Patrol A Kiwi stag night ditches the Aussie brother-in-law to be and a car crash leads to some unusual behaviour on the side of the motorway. (S16, ep 10) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 8) 
09:00Road Wars Documentary highlighting the fast thinking and hard work it takes to police the front line of crime in the UK. Strong language. (S6, ep 1) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 5) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 6) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 7) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 8) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Calvin, Rudy And Milo A ridgeback mix needs help recovering from a car accident that left him with three legs and odd behaviours. Pooch psychologist Cesar Millan to the rescue! (S3, ep 13) 
13:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 15) 
13:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 16) 
14:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 3) 
14:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 4) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog Pit Bull Predicament Victoria Stilwell is called in to help the owner of two Pitbull Terriers who are tearing his home apart! (S1, ep 15) 
16:00Andromeda The Test The crew find themselves accused of murder when a man Harper was trying to buy an ancient artifact from suddenly dies. (S5, ep 10) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Dominion The SG-1 team hatches an elaborate plot to capture Adria by using Vala as bait, but Ba'al has a sinister plan of his own which could prove deadly for all involved. (S10, ep 19) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis No Man's Land The action-packed sci-fi drama returns for its third series, as the Atlantis' crew desperately tries to stop two Wraith hive ships from reaching Earth. (S3, ep 1) 
19:00Relic Hunter The Headless Nun Sydney tries to find the body of a decapitated nun who went missing 400 years ago. (S1, ep 3) 
20:00The Flash New & Exclusive. Our superhero speedster has plenty on his plate. Six months in the Speed Force has taken its toll on his love life and a menacing meta shows up in town. (S4, ep 2) 
21:00Chicago Fire New & Exclusive. Telling Her Goodbye: When a turf war escalates, the team find themselves caught in the middle as a group of gang members assume control over Firehouse 51. (S5, ep 16) 
22:00The Blacklist The Apothecary Red is forced to retrace his steps when someone attempts to poison him. Meanwhile, the task force race to find the creator of the deadly toxin. (S4, ep 15) 
23:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Freakshow: The Legends hope to right their wrongs in 1870. But things go from bad to worse when Nate and Ray free a circus tiger. (S3, ep 2) 
00:00Marvel's Inhumans New & Exclusive. Behold... The Inhumans: Get set for some spectacular Marvel action as the Inhuman Royals fight back against a coup that divides their family and their people. (S1, ep 1) 
01:00Bounty Hunters New & Exclusive. When a deal goes bad, Brit Barnaby teams up with NYC tough girl Nina to get his cash back. But a world of trouble awaits... Jack Whitehall and Rosie Perez star. (S1, ep 1) 
02:00A League Of Their Own James Corden returns for a ninth run of the BAFTA-winning sports panel show. He's joined by Ian Poulter, Olivia Wayne and Josh Widdicombe. Let the games begin! (S9, ep 1) 
03:00Most Shocking: Bedlam & Brawls 3 A teaching strike gets out of hand, and a robber meets his match. Plus, a suspect turns violent when the authorities try to obtain his fingerprints. (S4, ep 4) 
04:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S3, ep 2) 
04:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S3, ep 3) 
05:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 5) 
05:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 6) 
06:00Andromeda Pride Before the Fall Romance turns sour when Beka's new boyfriend Peter turns out to be a lethal adversary from a bygone era. (S5, ep 12)