This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, October 23 2017

06:00Andromeda What Will Be Was Not Dylan and Doyle discover the use of ancient Vedran technology while chasing after an emotional Trance, who has run off into Seefra-1's underground tunnels. (S5, ep 9) 
07:00Motorway Patrol A trucker unleashes carnage on the motorway, an obnoxious drunk hassles police and a man who looks like a chimney sweep needs police help. (S16, ep 5) 
07:30Motorway Patrol A domestic ends in a car crash, but the fight keeps going. A belligerent drunk takes on the cops. (S16, ep 6) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 6) 
09:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S19, ep 3) 
09:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S3, ep 1) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 1) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 2) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 3) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 4) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Tori, Cassie, Skyler, Bella, Boris, Grouchy And Bowie A miniature schnauzer spins in circles and four French bulldogs revolt against their owner. Cesar to the rescue! (S3, ep 11) 
13:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 11) 
13:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 12) 
14:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 9) 
14:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 10) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog No Small Problem Canine behaviour expert Victoria Stilwell helps a vicious Pomeranian and an excitable Australian shepherd. (S1, ep 13) 
16:00Andromeda So Burn the Sacred Lands Infiltrating a mining camp, Dylan and Rhade try to get their mitts on crystals capable of restoring Andromeda. (S5, ep 8) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Talion After barely surviving the bombing of a peaceful Jaffa summit, Teal'c must go rogue to track down and stop a Jaffa leader who plans to deliver his people to the Ori. (S10, ep 17) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis Inferno McKay must save the team when they are trapped on a planet with a super volcano. (S2, ep 19) 
19:00Relic Hunter Buddha's Bowl Sydney and Nigel head to Nepal to recover Buddha's fabled overflowing alms bowl for villagers who are building a shrine to the original Buddha. (S1, ep 1) 
19:55Sing: Ultimate A Cappella New & Exclusive. Cat Deeley hosts as the next five groups vie for a place in the final. They put their spin on Rihanna's hits. Plus, there's a performance from Reggie Watts. (S1, ep 3) 
21:00The Last Ship New & Exclusive. Detect, Deceive, Destroy: The series builds towards a dramatic conclusion as a dangerous new threat puts the Nathan James's naval skills to the ultimate test. (S4, ep 9) 
22:00The Force: North East New & Exclusive. In Pursuit of Evidence: The chase is on as officers pursue two car thieves in a stolen vehicle. In Sunderland, two women are caught fighting in the street. (S6, ep 6) 
23:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. Trigger: Our Girl of Steel might have met her match when she comes up against a psychic thief who can tap into people's darkest fears. (S3, ep 2) 
00:00Criminal Minds New & Exclusive. To a Better Place: The BAU investigates three similar crimes in which victims' remains are discovered in old suitcases. (S13, ep 2) 
01:00Blindspot Lepers Repel As the FBI grieves over a recent tragedy, Weller finds himself at the centre of a surprising event and Jane's future is uncertain. Season finale. (S2, ep 22) 
02:00Night Cops Another eventful night for Britain's policemen as we join the law-enforcers on the front line as they deal with a violent individual and a reckless young driver. Strong language. (4/6) 
03:00Arrow Lian Yu Forces collide in an explosive season finale as Oliver recruits a group of unlikely allies for a final showdown against Prometheus. (S5, ep 23) 
04:00Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S2, ep 1) 
04:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S2, ep 2) 
05:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 1) 
05:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 2) 
06:00Andromeda The Test The crew find themselves accused of murder when a man Harper was trying to buy an ancient artifact from suddenly dies. (S5, ep 10)