This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Friday, October 20 2017

06:00Andromeda So Burn the Sacred Lands Infiltrating a mining camp, Dylan and Rhade try to get their mitts on crystals capable of restoring Andromeda. (S5, ep 8) 
07:00Motorway Patrol A runaway driver clocks huge speeds as he flees from police, a motorcyclist goes head first through a car window and a man suffers an asthma attack - or does he? (S16, ep 3) 
07:30Motorway Patrol A driver flees a late-night crash scene; a chainsaw-wielding biker attracts police attention; and one of the weirdest breakdowns you'll see. (S16, ep 4) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 5) 
09:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S19, ep 2) 
09:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S19, ep 3) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 6) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 7) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 1) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 2) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Woody & Wally, Various Dogs And Kane Cesar meets a pair of Pomeranians that flip out when left alone and a Swiss mountain dog that turns vicious at feeding time. (S3, ep 10) 
13:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 9) 
13:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. Contains surgical scenes. (S9, ep 10) 
14:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 7) 
14:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 8) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog Bullheaded Bulldog Canine behaviour expert Victoria Stilwell offers advice to the owner of an aggressive bulldog. (S1, ep 12) 
16:00Andromeda Attempting Screed Mysteries are unravelled when Flavin makes an impromptu return, taking Dylan on an enlightening trip through time. (S5, ep 7) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Bad Guys Mistaken for rebels on an alien planet, SG-1 must play the part of hostage takers in the hope of buying themselves enough time to be rescued before they're executed. (S10, ep 16) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis Michael A young lieutenant with amnesia makes a shocking discovery about himself. Connor Trinneer (Star Trek Enterprise) guest stars. (S2, ep 18) 
19:00MacGyver Cigar Cutter Murdoc escalates his plan to wreak revenge on Mac when he recruits a former cellmate to help him kill every agent in the Phoenix Complex. (S1, ep 21) 
20:00Arrow New & Exclusive. Fallout: Who lived and who died in that massive cliffhanger that ended season five? Find out as Stephen Amell returns as sharp-shooting Star City mayor Oliver. (S6, ep 1) 
21:00Law & Order True Crime: The.... ...Menendez Murders. New & Exclusive. Erik and Lyle divulge details on the abuse they suffered at the hands of their parents, but with no evidence their claims are shaky. (S1, ep 4) 
22:00The Blacklist Isabella Stone The task force spring into action to find an assassin hired to take down Red. Unexpected news sets Tom on a hunt for information about his past. (S4, ep 13) 
23:00Chicago Fire New & Exclusive. Deathtrap: Firehouse 51 responds to the scene of a harrowing blaze that endangers the lives of many, including one of the Chicago family. (S5, ep 15) 
00:00How To Get Away With Murder New & Exclusive. Wes: Annalise and the Keating 4 test the limits of how far they'll go to save themselves while the chilling details from the night of the fire are revealed. (S3, ep 15) 
01:00Sing: Ultimate A Cappella New & Exclusive. Cat Deeley hosts as the next five groups vie for a place in the final. They put their spin on Rihanna's hits. Plus, there's a performance from Reggie Watts. (S1, ep 3) 
02:05The Last Ship SOS Chandler and Tex launch a rescue attempt after receiving a distress call, but good intentions backfire when a surprise attack leaves them stranded at sea. Contains violence. (S1, ep 7) 
03:00The Last Ship Two Sailors Walk Into A Bar... Slattery must decide between saving his comrades or the fate of the world when mad Russian Ruskov issues his demands. Violence/flashing images. (S1, ep 8) 
04:00Robot Wars More mechanical mayhem as teams of roboteers do battle to become king of the scrap heap. Let the trials begin! (S7, ep 22) 
05:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 9) 
05:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S5, ep 10) 
06:00UK Border Force For the first time, cameras gain access to the British Commission in Lagos, Nigeria, a city with a reputation for fraud. Meanwhile, staff at a West End steakhouse are grilled. (7/10)