This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, April 23 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Scorched Earth SG-1 find themselves caught between two civilisations attempting to colonise the same planet. (S4, ep 9) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 Beneath the Surface SG-1 awaken in a mine with no recollection of their former lives. Jonah, Therra, Carlin and Tor - as they are now known - have a new set of memories. (S4, ep 10) 
08:00Relic Hunter Love Letter Sydney and Nigel struggle to save a picturesque French village from greedy developers. (S1, ep 19) 
09:00Fat Families No-nonsense weight loss expert Steve Miller launches his fight against flab. Moving into the homes of supersize families, he sets out to transform the 'fatties' into 'fitties'. (1/6) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Participants embark on emotional journeys to transform their bodies. Trainer Chris Powell helps a mother who turned to food after making a bad decision. (S4, ep 1) 
11:00Sun, Sea And A&E Swine Flu Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 2) 
12:00Monkey Life Series three begins with 88 capuchin monkeys waking up to their first morning at Monkey World. The park's naughtiest resident, meanwhile, butts heads with an alpha male. (S3, ep 1) 
12:30Monkey Life Wildlife vet John Lewis is given a run for his money when he tries to sedate two excitable chimps. Plus, the male capuchins get used to life together. (S3, ep 2) 
13:00Monkey Life The team step in when Ben is injured by the alpha male during the chimp introduction. Orangutan Hsiao-Quai struggles with her ever-growing son, too. (S3, ep 3) 
13:30Monkey Life A four-month-old woolly monkey is hand-reared and, in the endangered golden-cheeked gibbons' enclosure, excitement bubbles when news breaks that Zoey may be pregnant. (S3, ep 4) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 7) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 8) 
15:00Sanctuary Homecoming After being robbed, Will experiences flashbacks about his estranged father. Magnus and Henry are forced to work with some flying Abnormals. (S4, ep 6) 
16:00Stargate Universe Resurgence All is not as it seems when Rush and co encounter a sea of wrecked ships and decide to investigate. Chloe succumbs deeper to the alien infection too. (S2, ep 10) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis Trio During an off-world mission, Carter, McKay and Dr Keller become trapped in an underground mining chamber, rocked by fierce seismic tremors. How will they escape? (S4, ep 16) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Fallout SG1 return to Kelowna after learning that the planet is in danger of being destroyed by the unstable naquadria forming at its core. Corin Nemec guest stars. (S7, ep 14) 
19:00Revolution New & Exclusive. Former competitors are back to take on fearless newcomers in this epic battle on wheels. Action-packed family entertainment. (S1, ep 4) 
20:00MacGyver New & Exclusive. Hammock + Balcony: MacGyver, Leanna, Riley and Bozer pose as honeymooners as they go after a war criminal. Bozer wonders if Matt knows about him and Leanna. (S2, ep 16) 
21:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Warrior of Peace: Callen leaves no stone unturned when authorities apprehend his father as part of an exchange for two US photographers held hostage in Iran. (S9, ep 16) 
22:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. O na hoku o ka lani wale no kai 'ike i kahi o Pae (Only The Stars Of Heaven Know Where Pae Is): Tani and Junior go undercover. Adam finds his life on the line. (S8, ep 16) 
23:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. Schott through the Heart: A copycat Toyman strikes, forcing Winn to team up with his estranged mum (Oscar-nominated Lady Bird star Laurie Metcalf). (S3, ep 14) 
00:00Criminal Minds New & Exclusive. Ex Parte: The BAU takes charge of a hostage situation at a law firm in D.C., where Matt Simmons' wife, Kristy, works. (S13, ep 19) 
01:00Blindspot New & Exclusive. Clamorous Night: The team faces a deadly threat on all of their lives. Roman's allegiances are tested. (S3, ep 18) 
02:00The Real A & E A biker is left struggling to breathe after a crash sends him flying through the air; and what started as a prank ends in disaster for a boy who falls through a garage roof. (S3, ep 6) 
02:30The Real A & E A woman has a miraculous escape after being hit by a goods train, and a racehorse trainer loses his nose after being kicked in the face by a horse. (S3, ep 7) 
03:00The Real A & E Doctors race to save a motorcyclist's thumb that was ripped off when he collided with a tractor, and a 56-year-old man arrives in A&E in agony with a mystery condition. (S3, ep 8) 
03:30The Real A & E There are fears a 6' 5'' basketball player may not walk again after suffering multiple injuries in a car crash, and a fishing trip turns into a nightmare for one young girl. (S3, ep 9) 
04:00Sun, Sea And A&E Bomb Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 1) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Brady, Bandit and Hootie Cesar has his hands full with a labrador that is obsessed with water and he also meets a chihuahua with a penchant for biting legs. (S2, ep 1) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 Point Of No Return Colonel O'Neill meets a strange man who inexplicably possesses intimate knowledge of the Stargate programme. (S4, ep 11)