This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Thursday, December 14 2017

06:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 7) 
06:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 9) 
07:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S1, ep 4) 
07:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S1, ep 5) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Series three of the documentary following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S3, ep 10) 
09:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S20, ep 13) 
09:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S20, ep 12) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 4) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 5) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 6) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 7) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 28) 
13:00Monkey Life Alison heads to Cheshire to rescue four more marmosets. Meanwhile, the primate care staff build a special enclosure to keep baby woolly monkey Bueno Junior safe. (S8, ep 13) 
13:30Monkey Life At the orang nursery all eyes are on Hsiao-quai to see if she will step up to the mark and adopt baby Bulu, who has just arrived from Hungary after losing his mum. (S8, ep 14) 
14:00Animal 999 The team investigates reports of a neglected dog living in a high-rise flat. Plus, staff spring into action when a group of hedgehogs land themselves in a prickly situation. (S2, ep 2) 
14:30Animal 999 The chase is on to catch and save a swan that has swallowed a fishing hook. Plus, Scottish SPCA staff discover a bat lurking in a highly unlikely place. (S2, ep 3) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 12) 
16:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 4) 
16:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 5) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Jolinar's Memories - Part I: Major Samantha Carter must access her memories of Jolinar in order to save her father. (S3, ep 12) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis Midway When Ronon comes under review by the IOA, Carter asks Teal'c to mentor him, but the appraisal is put on hold when the Wraith target the Midway station. (S4, ep 17) 
19:00Relic Hunter Don't Go Into The Woods A conspiracy theorist calls upon Syd and Nigel to locate an artifact which was last seen 400 years ago when it and its owner went missing. (S2, ep 17) 
20:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Beebo the God of War: The team get a surprise as they investigate an Anachronism in a Viking settlement. Sara starts to worry when Damien Darhk shows up. (S3, ep 9) 
21:00Marvel's Inhumans New & Exclusive.... And Finally: Black Bolt: It's brother versus brother as Black Bolt meets Maximus in a showdown that will have lasting consequences for all of Inhumanity. (S1, ep 8) 
22:00Grey's Anatomy New & Exclusive. Come on Down to my Boat, Baby: Jackson invites the guys to join him on a day out at sea, while the ladies hold down the fort at the hospital. (S14, ep 6) 
23:00Scandal New & Exclusive. Adventures in Babysitting: Olivia and Mellie assert their power like never before, as the White House fights to declare war in Bashran. (S7, ep 5) 
00:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Irreconcilable Differences: Star City faces a major threat as Black Siren kidnaps Lance in the hope of trading his life for a weapon of mass destruction. (S6, ep 9) 
01:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Libya Ross travels to North Africa as he investigates the arduous journeys taken by those desperate to leave Libya for Europe. (S6, ep 6) 
02:00Madam Secretary The Dissent Memo Elizabeth must respond after the Dalton administration is criticised for its lack of attention to the political situation in Angola. (S3, ep 4) 
03:00Most Shocking: Criminals Out Of... ...Control. Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (S4, ep 1) 
04:00The Force: Essex Night of the Long Knives Essex Police's fight against knife crime continues when a dispute between neighbours gets out of control. (S3, ep 4) 
05:00Animal 999 Follow the SPCA's dedicated team of animal welfare officers and inspectors as they work tirelessly to save and protect wild and domestic animals across Scotland. (S3, ep 7) 
05:30Animal 999 The SPCA, Scotland's leading animal charity, opens its doors, revealing the incredible, life-saving work of its inspectors and animal rescue officers. (S3, ep 8) 
06:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S1, ep 4)