This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, March 2 2020

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:30Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
07:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 8) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S8, ep 9) 
09:00The Chefs' Line New & Exclusive. Maeve gets a lesson in Mexican cooking at el Publico, where the chefs cook a whole suckling pig, also known as carnitas de lechon. (S1, ep 65) 
09:30Ninja Warrior The world's top athletes and wrestlers compete alongside amateurs in one of the most demanding physical challenges ever devised. (S2, ep 1) 
10:00My Kitchen Rules: New Zealand It's the semi-final. Two teams will fight it out to see who will go onto the Grand Final and face the winners of the Instant Restaurant round. (S3, ep 9) 
11:00My Kitchen Rules: New Zealand It's the Grand Final. The team with the finest Instant Restaurant will cook off against their surviving rival, with the winner crowned champion. (S3, ep 10) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Harley, Annabelle and Memphis Debbie loves Labrador Harley, but he's too much for her to handle. Can Cesar put him on the straight and narrow? (S5, ep 18) 
13:00The Dog Whisperer Khia, Boo, Jack, Mafia, and Grady Cesar travels to an advertising company to help the office dogs live a healthy work/life balance. (S5, ep 19) 
14:00House Hunters International Showdown South of the Border, in Puerto Penasco, Mexico A soon to be retired couple try to agree on a place to enjoy their retirement in in Puerto Penasco, Mexico. (S73, ep 8) 
14:30House Hunters International Looking to escape their gruelling commute, a family moves out of Manhattan's burbs and to Edinburgh, Scotland. (S73, ep 9) 
15:00The Chefs' Line New & Exclusive. Maeve gets a lesson in Mexican cooking at el Publico, where the chefs cook a whole suckling pig, also known as carnitas de lechon. (S1, ep 65) 
15:30Wild Vets Follow the challenging and risky work of New Zealand's vets as they come face to face with some of the most exotic and fearsome of animals in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S1, ep 1) 
16:00Haven Welcome to Haven Crime drama about an FBI agent who arrives in a small town to solve a murder, only to learn the enclave is home to people with supernatural powers. (S1, ep 1) 
17:00Relic Hunter The Last Knight Sydney and Nigel go to Paris in pursuit of the Sword of Jacques de Molay, Grand Master of the Knights Templar. But they're not the only ones in the hunt. (S1, ep 18) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Disclosure The Stargate programme is revealed to ambassadors from Britain, France and China. (S6, ep 17) 
19:00Supergirl Red Dawn Get ready for one epic battle as Kara clashes with Red Daughter. Lena turns to Lillian Luthor for help, while J'onn hunts for Lex's alien abductees. (S4, ep 21) 
20:00Magnum P.I. New & Exclusive. Blood Brothers: Still haunted by his tour in Afghanistan, Magnum helps a fallen friend's brother search for an Afghan boy who may have been trafficked. (S2, ep 10) 
21:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. O 'Oe, A 'Owau, Nalo Ia Mea: Adam breaks all of Five-0's rules when his girlfriend gets kidnapped right before his eyes. (S10, ep 10) 
22:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Mother: Hetty finds herself the target when an ex-black ops agent she recruited comes looking for revenge. (S11, ep 10) 
23:00SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Danger Crossing: With Jason sidelined by injury, Ray takes over as Bravo's boss. His mission? To rescue a marine pilot shot down in enemy territory. (S3, ep 8) 
00:00Criminal Minds New & Exclusive. Saturday: As the BAU team enjoy a Saturday off, Garcia leads a hacking competition and Dr Reid meets an interesting woman. (S15, ep 4) 
01:00Blue Bloods New & Exclusive. The Real Deal: As the 10th season begins, Danny and Baez reconnect with Maggie the psychic medium on a new case, while Jamie and Eddie go apartment-hunting. (S10, ep 1) 
02:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 3) 
02:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S2, ep 4) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Comedian Lee Mack is joined by Dara O'Briain, Melanie Chisholm and Ruth Jones for a riotous panel show that test-runs the world's most startling facts. (S1, ep 1) 
04:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S6, ep 10) 
04:30Wild Vets Follow the challenging and risky work of New Zealand's vets as they come face to face with some of the most exotic and fearsome of animals in zoos and wildlife parks down under. (S1, ep 1) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Harley, Annabelle and Memphis Debbie loves Labrador Harley, but he's too much for her to handle. Can Cesar put him on the straight and narrow? (S5, ep 18) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.