This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Saturday, October 21 2017

06:00UK Border Force For the first time, cameras gain access to the British Commission in Lagos, Nigeria, a city with a reputation for fraud. Meanwhile, staff at a West End steakhouse are grilled. (7/10) 
07:00Andromeda Decay of the Angel When a slipstream is detected in the Seefra system, Dylan and co must find a way out. A man claiming to be from the future approaches Doyle, too. (S5, ep 4) 
08:00Andromeda The Eschatology of Our Present After crossing paths with her father, Beka makes the dizzying discovery that she's existed in more than one place at one time. (S5, ep 5) 
09:00Andromeda When Goes Around... Dylan has a difficult decision to make when he encounters Celine, a woman from his past trapped in a time loop. (S5, ep 6) 
10:00Andromeda Attempting Screed Mysteries are unravelled when Flavin makes an impromptu return, taking Dylan on an enlightening trip through time. (S5, ep 7) 
11:00Andromeda So Burn the Sacred Lands Infiltrating a mining camp, Dylan and Rhade try to get their mitts on crystals capable of restoring Andromeda. (S5, ep 8) 
12:00Stargate Universe Light A plan is hatched to abandon the Destiny in the hope that one of the nearby planets is habitable. However, there's only room for 17 aboard the last working shuttle. (S1, ep 5) 
13:00Stargate Universe Water The Destiny's water reserves are plummeting as fast as the crew's morale. Young and Scott discover a frozen wasteland, but soon must overcome a poisonous problem. (S1, ep 6) 
14:00Stargate Universe Earth The situation aboard the Destiny is dire. A plan is hatched to return the crew to Earth, but it's far from foolproof and carries potentially deadly consequences. (S1, ep 7) 
15:00Stargate Universe Time The crew land on a jungle-like planet and fall foul of a mysterious malady. But illness is the least of their worries, especially when things go bump in the night... (S1, ep 8) 
16:00MacGyver Ruler An overseas mission goes wrong when Mac and the team are blamed for a terrorist bombing. Can they avoid authorities for long enough to clear their name? (S1, ep 17) 
17:00MacGyver Flashlight Mac teams up with Chin and Kono from the Hawaii Five-0 task force when an earthquake traps government scientists in a building. Crossover episode. (S1, ep 18) 
18:00MacGyver Compass Mac helps a scientist and old university friend when she is forced to fake her own death in order stop someone from killing her. (S1, ep 19) 
19:00MacGyver Hole Puncher Mac poses as psychopath Murdoc when the team intercepts a terror group's message ordering Murdoc to carry out an assassination. (S1, ep 20) 
20:00MacGyver Cigar Cutter Murdoc escalates his plan to wreak revenge on Mac when he recruits a former cellmate to help him kill every agent in the Phoenix Complex. (S1, ep 21) 
20:55Sing: Ultimate A Cappella New & Exclusive. Cat Deeley hosts as the next five groups vie for a place in the final. They put their spin on Rihanna's hits. Plus, there's a performance from Reggie Watts. (S1, ep 3) 
22:00Strike Back: Legacy Stonebridge, Scott and the rest of the team sign up for another do-or-die trying adventure when the daughter of Thailand's British ambassador is kidnapped. (S5, ep 1) 
23:00Strike Back: Legacy Section 20 try to track down the real culprits behind the embassy attack, starting with getting information from gangster Ray McQueen (guest star Max Beesley). (S5, ep 2) 
00:00Strike Back: Legacy As Locke realises his long-time friend is working with the dangerous Yakuza and Office 39, Scott must protect his son when they come under enemy fire. (S5, ep 3) 
01:00The Last Ship Two Sailors Walk Into A Bar... Slattery must decide between saving his comrades or the fate of the world when mad Russian Ruskov issues his demands. Violence/flashing images. (S1, ep 8) 
02:00Border Security... ...America's Front Line. New. Cameras follow US border protection agencies as they man the front lines of national security. (S1, ep 1) 
02:30Border Security... ...America's Front Line. New. Cameras follow US border protection agencies as they man the front lines of national security. (S1, ep 2) 
03:00Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S2, ep 7) 
03:30Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S2, ep 8) 
04:00Monkey Life Alison agrees to take in a neglected marmoset. Baby Leo is brought to the park by the RSPCA and is in a dreadful state, leaving Alison unsure as to whether he'll survive. (S8, ep 6) 
04:30Monkey Life Golden-cheeked gibbon Tien finally meets his new mate, Kim. But the course of true love doesn't run smoothly. Meanwhile, naughty chimp Rodders pushes Lulu to the limit. (S8, ep 7) 
05:00Monkey Life There's great excitement at Hananya's enclosure when chimp Cherri finally gives birth to twin baby girls. Elsewhere, woolly monkey Pacaja takes a shine to leader Oaska. (S8, ep 8) 
05:30Monkey Life It's the day of the great ape move as Gordon's orangs swap houses with Sally's chimps. But it's a mammoth operation involving the veterinary team and the primate care staff. (S8, ep 9) 
06:00Zoo Tales A look behind the scenes at both the Taronga and Western Plains Zoos in Australia to see the adventures of the zoo animals and the work done by the dedicated staff. (S1, ep 3)