This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, December 11 2017

06:00Andromeda Its Hour Comes Round At Last Andromeda's memory of her current crew is wiped out when an old core personality is accidentally re-installed. (S1, ep 22) 
07:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 5) 
07:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 6) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Series three of the documentary following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S3, ep 7) 
09:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S20, ep 10) 
09:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S20, ep 9) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S1, ep 5) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S1, ep 6) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S1, ep 7) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 1) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 25) 
13:00Monkey Life Golden-cheeked gibbon Tien finally meets his new mate, Kim. But the course of true love doesn't run smoothly. Meanwhile, naughty chimp Rodders pushes Lulu to the limit. (S8, ep 7) 
13:30Monkey Life There's great excitement at Hananya's enclosure when chimp Cherri finally gives birth to twin baby girls. Elsewhere, woolly monkey Pacaja takes a shine to leader Oaska. (S8, ep 8) 
14:00Animal 999 Summer the Fox The Scottish SPCA comes to the aid of Summer, a fox badly injured after being hit with a car. (S4, ep 6) 
14:30Animal 999 Connie's Crow Ali comes to the rescue of an injured - but dangerous - gannet, while Andy is called to a house near Loch Ness that is home to a variety of creatures. (S4, ep 7) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 9) 
16:00Andromeda It Makes A Lovely Light Beka jeopardises the crew when she takes a mind-altering drug while attempting an exhausting mission that could bring Dylan to his long-lost home. (S1, ep 21) 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Rules Of Engagement The SG-1 team travel to a planet inhabited by young soldiers engaged in deadly war games. (S3, ep 9) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis Harmony Wanting to maintain diplomatic relations, Sheppard and McKay agree to accompany a precocious young princess on a rite of passage. But unexpected enemies prove a threat. (S4, ep 14) 
19:00Relic Hunter Eyes Of The Toklamanee A graduate of Sydney's class picks up a lead on the legendary Eyes Of Toklamanee, the most famous of all Native American artefacts. (S2, ep 14) 
20:00A League Of Their Own Series seven raises its game for one last hurrah, featuring football legend Alan Shearer, comedian Jason Manford and The Saturdays' Frankie Sandford. (S7, ep 8) 
21:00The Force: Essex Nothing As It Seems Essex Police chase down some reckless boy racers, while cops in Southend deal with a woman threatening to commit suicide. (S4, ep 3) 
22:00The Force: North East New & Exclusive. Snakes, Lives and Videotape: An emergency dash results in a serious collision between the police van and a taxi. Plus, officers race to save a suicidal man. (S5, ep 2) 
23:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. Reign: Supergirl investigates when a strange symbol pops up in National City. James is forced to step in as tension builds between Lena and Morgan. (S3, ep 9) 
00:00New: Criminal Minds New & Exclusive. False Flag: When two members of a conspiracy group in Roswell, New Mexico perish in quick succession, the BAU is called to investigate. (S13, ep 9) 
01:00Blindspot New & Exclusive. Adoring Suspect: The team goes undercover on a movie set to stop a terrorist plot with unlikely backers. (S3, ep 6) 
02:00Brit Cops: War On Crime Explosive documentary following Lincolnshire cops as they fight crime across one of the UK's largest counties. (S5, ep 2) 
03:00Most Shocking: Citizens Under... ...Attack. A neighbourly dispute turns into a fight for survival; an assault triggers a riot at a monster truck show; and a cyclist takes out his anger on a cab driver. (S4, ep 11) 
04:00The Force: Essex Series shining a new light on modern policing in Essex and the challenges faced by officers as they come face to face with a range of criminal and social issues. (S3, ep 1) 
05:00Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the SPCA and follow its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they save, rehome and care for animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 1) 
05:30Animal 999 Follow the SPCA and its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they make it their prime mission to protect pets and wild animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 2) 
06:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 2)