This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, April 30 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Prodigy Carter tries to motivate a promising young cadet by taking her through the Stargate. But a seemingly routine excursion turns deadly when they are attacked by aliens. (S4, ep 19) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 Entity The SGC finds its computer systems under the control of a mysterious force, which then completely takes over Carter's head. (S4, ep 20) 
08:00Relic Hunter Dagger Of Death Sydney and Nigel head to Calcutta. Can they break the mesmerizing powers of the dagger of Kali after a normally meek anthropologist is driven to murder? (S2, ep 2) 
09:00Fat Families: Second Helpings Straight-talking Steve finds out if any of the families have fallen off the weight loss wagon. First to be revisited are the Blackhollys: have they detoured from their diets? (1/5) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Chris continues to help 417-pound Jayce overcome his traumatic past, lose weight and achieve his dream of performing on stage as a musician. (S4, ep 6) 
11:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 8) 
12:00Monkey Life Join the staff at the world's biggest primate sanctuary for joy and drama as they rehabilitate a host of cheeky monkeys. (S8, ep 1) 
12:30Monkey Life There's chaos at the capuchin house when Winslow's group have a weigh-in. Meanwhile, there's dissent in the ranks when chimp Tikko appears to challenge Hananya for leadership. (S8, ep 2) 
13:00Monkey Life Five-year-old Jin leaves home and joins the Orang-utan nursery. Meanwhile, troublemaker chimp Bart is up to his usual mischief when Paddy's group are given sacks full of treats. (S8, ep 3) 
13:30Monkey Life Alison and Jeremy head to Germany to collect a lonely stumpie called Floh. Back in Dorset, the chimp team suspect Cherri might be pregnant. (S8, ep 4) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 7) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S5, ep 1) 
15:00Sanctuary The Depths Magnus and Henry track the SCIU team to Bolivia, where they are tracking an elusive creature. (S4, ep 11) 
16:00Stargate Universe Seizure Eli has Rush's fate in his hands and is forced to make a difficult decision. Plus, a suspicious Telford sends Young, Scott and Woolsey on a clandestine mission. (S2, ep 15) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis Search and Rescue The sci-fi smash returns for a fifth season. Colonel Carter attempts to rescue trapped Atlantis crew members, but Michael and his hybrids are in pursuit. (S5, ep 1) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Resurrection After discovering that scientists on Earth have combined a human clone with a Goa'uld symbiote, Daniel attempts to gain the subject's trust in order to save lives. (S7, ep 19) 
19:00Revolution New & Exclusive. Fearless former competitors and new faces go wheel-to-wheel in this thrill-packed family entertainment show. (S1, ep 5) 
20:00MacGyver New & Exclusive. Bear Trap + Mob Boss: It's up to Mac and the team to find a kidnapped mobster-turned-informant when a worried crime boss whisks him off to Chernobyl. (S2, ep 17) 
21:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. The Monster: The team unearth a murderer who puts on pricey shows for voyeurs. Callen helps Mosley bring in someone from her past. Contains disturbing scenes. (S9, ep 17) 
22:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Holapu ke ahi, koe iho ka lehu (The Fire Blazed Up, Then Only Ashes Were Left): Adam's mission goes very wrong when a deadly gas winds up in the wrong hands. (S8, ep 17) 
23:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. In Search of Lost Time: J'onn faces the truth about his father when Myr'nn causes disturbances at the DEO. Mon-EL teaches Kara how to fight a World Killer. (S3, ep 15) 
00:00Criminal Minds New & Exclusive. All You Can Eat: The Centers for Disease Control calls on the BAU when they suspect bioterrorism is behind a series of mysterious deaths in Virginia. (S13, ep 20) 
01:00Blindspot New & Exclusive. Galaxy of Minds: The team must partner with an oddball conspiracy theorist in order to stop a deadly weapon from getting into Crawford's hands. (S3, ep 19) 
02:00Sanctuary Sanctuary for None - Part One: The team struggles to prevent a catastrophic war between humans and abnormals. (S4, ep 12) 
03:00Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 7) 
03:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 8) 
04:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 7) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Buddy, Tiger & Roxy And Booker Cesar tries to rehabilitate two Rottweiler pups before they grow into dangerous attack dogs, before helping a cowardly canine. (S2, ep 6) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 Double Jeopardy In an episode that marks the directorial debut of Michael Shanks, problems arise for SG-1 when an old acquaintance comes looking for help. (S4, ep 21)