This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Friday, April 27 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Absolute Power SG-1 notice a change in Daniel Jackson after he is reunited with the Harsesis child, Shifu (Lane Gates). (S4, ep 17) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 The Light SG-1 travels to a planet where they find themselves transfixed by a beautiful but deadly device. (S4, ep 18) 
08:00Relic Hunter The Put Back Syd embarks on an a mission to return a fabled treasure to its original home. If she can't, she risks unleashing an ancient curse. (S2, ep 1) 
09:00Fat Families Finale. Steve Miller stages one last fight against his number one nemesis: flab. Armed with rules and regimes, can the tough talker help the scale-shaking Haddrells slim down? (6/6) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Chris helps 417-pound Jayce let go of his past, lose weight and achieve his dream of performing on stage as a musician. (S4, ep 5) 
11:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 7) 
12:00Monkey Life A pair of Mueller's gibbons develop a taste for the high life in the treetops, and a specialist doctor is called in when Freddy's bowel complaint fails to improve. (S3, ep 17) 
12:30Monkey Life Alison visits Dao Tien island in Vietnam, the site of Monkey World's foreign sanctuary for endangered primates. The team set out to free two rare monkeys, too. (S3, ep 18) 
13:00Monkey Life The park is saddened by the death of alpha male capuchin Tom, and a balding macaque receives protection from his troop's over-enthusiastic grooming. (S3, ep 19) 
13:30Monkey Life In a dramatic final episode, Alison springs into action when an adult female chimp in Mexico urgently needs the team's help. Kai tries his hand at being independent. (S3, ep 20) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 5) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 6) 
15:00Sanctuary Acolyte When Kate warns Magnus about some Abnormals plotting a terrorist attack, she and Addison learn that Bigfoot may be a part of the terrorist cell. (S4, ep 10) 
16:00Stargate Universe Hope Chloe falls asleep while using the communication stones and wakes up with Ginn's consciousness in her body. Meanwhile, Tamara delivers some bad news to Volker. (S2, ep 14) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis The Last Man Season four comes to a shattering climax when, having failed to locate Teyla, Sheppard returns to Atlantis to find the city abandoned and all systems dead. (S4, ep 20) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Heroes Heart wrenching conclusion. An off-world mission ends in tragedy when a familiar face is shot and killed by enemy fire. Stock up on hankies. (S7, ep 18) 
19:00Relic Hunter The Warlord Sydney Fox teams up with a dashing street urchin to find a warrior belt hidden in the Middle East. But the keeper of the belt is the ruler of the land. (S3, ep 20) 
20:00Arrow New & Exclusive Fundamentals: Convinced he's failed as a father, a mayor and a hero, Oliver is in a dark place. That's until a ghostly visitor shows up with a wake-up call. (S6, ep 18) 
21:00SEAL Team New & Exclusive. The Spinning Wheel: Jason comes to blows with long-term rival and Charlie Team boss Beau Fuller when they're forced to work together on a hugely-important raid. (S1, ep 6) 
22:00In The Long Run New & Exclusive. Rumours of redundancies throw Bagpipes's plans up in the air. Kobna and Dean run away. And a heartbroken Valentine lands a delivery job. (S1, ep 6) 
22:30Duck Quacks Don't Echo Lee Mack hosts as Miranda Hart, Stephen Graham and Richard Ayoade trade trivia titbits involving pigeons and breath-based gender tests. (S1, ep 4) 
23:00Madam Secretary New & Exclusive. My Funny Valentine: Elizabeth is torn when she must decide on whether to lift sanctions against the country responsible for the bombing of an American embassy. (S4, ep 16) 
00:00Scandal New & Exclusive. People Like Me: Personal turmoil strikes Olivia once again when Mellie demands that she get rid of Cyrus once and for all. (S7, ep 16) 
01:00America's Next Top Model New & Exclusive. Next Level Fierce: The contestant the judges deem next-level fierce will be crowned America's Next Top Model after a star-studded runway show. (S24, ep 15) 
02:00Nashville New & Exclusive. Sometimes You Just Can't Win: Daphne seeks to establish her career and auditions for a country music singing competition. Will's choice catches up with him. (S6, ep 8) 
03:00Highway Patrol Australia Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 5) 
03:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 6) 
04:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 6) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Isis & Tina, Nugget And The Katrina Dogs Cesar Milan embarks on a special mission to help the canine victims of Hurricane Katrina. (S2, ep 5) 
06:00It's Me Or The Dog Chris and Claire got Red and Jasper in order to keep their bull terrier Oscar company. But since Claire gave birth to a daughter, these lively Labradors are too much to handle. (S2, ep 9)