This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Thursday, April 26 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Chain Reaction All at the SGC are shocked when General Hammond announces his retirement. (S4, ep 15) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 2010 Ten years have passed since an alien race known as the Aschen saved Earth and cured cancer but Carter discovers the awful truth behind this seemingly infallible race. (S4, ep 16) 
08:00Relic Hunter Memories Of Montmartre Sydney delves into the rather personal mystery of a missing locket, the theft of which was blamed on her grandmother. (S1, ep 22) 
09:00Fat Families In this penultimate fix, Steve Miller moves in with the Blackhollys from Swindon. Can the colossal clan stick to his strict regime, or will their bellies continue to bulge? (5/6) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Personal trainer Chris Powell comes to the aid of Kathie and her son Josh, who have become dangerously overweight since Kathie's husband left the family. (S4, ep 4) 
11:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 6) 
12:00Monkey Life Trouble brews when a fight erupts between the feisty female capuchins. Alison visits baby woolly monkey Paulo for the final time, too. (S3, ep 13) 
12:30Monkey Life Animal director Jeremy is concerned about chimp Ben, who has a nasty foot injury. Gibbon Tien, meanwhile, undergoes a major transformation. (S3, ep 14) 
13:00Monkey Life Urgent action is taken when an infection threatens to sweep through the park's chimp population. The overweight orangutans, meanwhile, plod on with their diets. (S3, ep 15) 
13:30Monkey Life Events take a turn for the worse for chimp Ben, and panic grows when another primate in Hananya's house is struck down by the same illness. (S3, ep 16) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 3) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 4) 
15:00Sanctuary Chimera Tesla reveals that a sentient nanite has infected the computer system and is threatening to distribute itself across the globe. (S4, ep 9) 
16:00Stargate Universe Alliances In a particularly suspenseful instalment, Greer and Wray are caught up in an attack that culminates with an alien ship crash-landing into Homeworld Command. (S2, ep 13) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis The Kindred (Part 2): The Atlantis team are stunned when an old face returns, and Teyla fights for her people and her life when Wraith Michael takes her prisoner. (S4, ep 19) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Heroes Much to SG-1's chagrin, a film crew arrives to document their working lives. (S7, ep 17) 
19:00Relic Hunter Pandora's Box Sydney and Nigel masquerade as harem dancers to find the coveted Pandora's Box. Is there truth behind the legend and will they open it? (S3, ep 19) 
20:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. The Good, The Bad and The Cuddly: Things start to get messy when the Legends' grand plan to take down Mallus goes down the pan. Season finale. (S3, ep 18) 
21:00Grey's Anatomy New & Exclusive. Beautiful Dreamer: An immigration agent shows up at Grey Sloan, claiming a member of the staff may be working under Defferred Action for Childhood Arrivals. (S14, ep 19) 
22:00Station 19 New & Exclusive. Invisible To Me: With the absence of Captain Pruitt, Andy and Jack try to navigate how to work together, and a car accident puts the crew's lives at risk. (S1, ep 2) 
23:00Arrow New & Exclusive Fundamentals: Convinced he's failed as a father, a mayor and a hero, Oliver is in a dark place. That's until a ghostly visitor shows up with a wake-up call. (S6, ep 18) 
00:00SEAL Team New & Exclusive. The Spinning Wheel: Jason comes to blows with long-term rival and Charlie Team boss Beau Fuller when they're forced to work together on a hugely-important raid. (S1, ep 6) 
01:00In The Long Run New & Exclusive. Rumours of redundancies throw Bagpipes's plans up in the air. Kobna and Dean run away. And a heartbroken Valentine lands a delivery job. (S1, ep 6) 
01:30Madam Secretary New & Exclusive. My Funny Valentine: Elizabeth is torn when she must decide on whether to lift sanctions against the country responsible for the bombing of an American embassy. (S4, ep 16) 
02:30Scandal New & Exclusive. People Like Me: Personal turmoil strikes Olivia once again when Mellie demands that she get rid of Cyrus once and for all. (S7, ep 16) 
03:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers, facing high-speed chases, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (S5, ep 4) 
04:00Sun, Sea And A&E Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 5) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Jonbee, Hudson & Violet And Burford After rescuing 37 stray dogs, actor Scott Lincoln meets his match with a ferocious stray Jindo named Jonbee. A Great Dane wreaks havoc. (S2, ep 4) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 Absolute Power SG-1 notice a change in Daniel Jackson after he is reunited with the Harsesis child, Shifu (Lane Gates). (S4, ep 17)