This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Thursday, November 23 2017

06:00Andromeda All Great Neptunes Ocean Tyr (Keith Hamilton Cobb) and Rommie (Lexa Doig) are framed for the assassination of the Castalian president (Allan Morgan). (S1, ep 10) 
07:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S5, ep 1) 
07:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S5, ep 2) 
08:00Sun, Sea And A&E Drowning Documentary series following the misfortunes of British holidaymakers who find themselves recuperating in hospital rather than soaking up the sun. (S2, ep 3) 
09:00Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S19, ep 23) 
09:30Police Ten 7 Follow the crime-busting activities of New Zealand's police in this exhilarating fly-on-the-wall documentary. (S19, ep 22) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 1) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 2) 
11:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 3) 
11:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 4) 
12:00The Dog Whisperer Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 13) 
13:00Monkey Life The team step in when Ben is injured by the alpha male during the chimp introduction. Orangutan Hsiao-Quai struggles with her ever-growing son, too. (S3, ep 3) 
13:30Monkey Life A four-month-old woolly monkey is hand-reared and, in the endangered golden-cheeked gibbons' enclosure, excitement bubbles when news breaks that Zoey may be pregnant. (S3, ep 4) 
14:00Animal 999 Pigs And Goats Behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S4, ep 8) 
14:30Animal 999 Ryker The Cat A cat is rescued by the Scottish SPCA after living rough on the streets for seven months, and two abandoned terrapins are found in a pond in Uddingston. (S4, ep 9) 
15:00It's Me Or The Dog Puppy Special British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S2, ep 17) 
16:00Andromeda Rose In The Ashes With their communication with the crew of the Eureka Maru completely cut off, Dylan and Rommie are forced into exile on a prison planet. (S1, ep 9) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis Lifeline It's a race against time to find the missing city of Atlantis as the team embarks on a daring infiltration to steal a ZPM from the Replicators. (S4, ep 2) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 One False Step SG-1's presence in an alien community causes a wave of illness, which threatens to wipe out the entire alien civilisation. (S2, ep 19) 
19:00Relic Hunter Dagger Of Death Sydney and Nigel head to Calcutta. Can they break the mesmerizing powers of the dagger of Kali after a normally meek anthropologist is driven to murder? (S2, ep 2) 
20:00DC's Legends Of Tomorrow New & Exclusive. Helen Hunt: A messed-up timeline traps Helen of Troy in 1930s Hollywood. It's a problem that needs fixing, fast. But the team gets side-tracked by an old enemy. (S3, ep 6) 
21:00Marvel's Inhumans New & Exclusive. Something Inhuman this Way Comes: Black Bolt and Medusa are forced to pin their hopes on Louise as they flee Auran's forces. Maximus makes a game-changing move. (S1, ep 5) 
22:00Bounty Hunters New & Exclusive. Barnaby, his dad and Nina mount a fraught mission to break into the creepy Shermans' mansion and steal the statues. But it's a tough op and a lot could go wrong. (S1, ep 5) 
22:45Duck Quacks Don't Echo Comedian Lee Mack is joined by Dara O'Briain, Melanie Chisholm and Ruth Jones for a riotous panel show that test-runs the world's most startling facts. (S1, ep 1) 
23:10Grey's Anatomy New & Exclusive. Go Big or Go Home: Harper Avery arrives at Grey Sloan, putting Bailey on edge. A familiar face from Meredith's past returns as a patient. (S14, ep 3) 
00:10Scandal New & Exclusive. Pressing the Flesh: President Mellie hosts her first state dinner in the hope of securing peace in the Middle East, while Olivia puts a backup plan in place. (S7, ep 2) 
01:05New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Promises Kept: Oliver takes a big risk when he decides to lead the team into battle against The Dragon. Slade uncovers clues about his son's last few years. (S6, ep 6) 
02:00Living The Dream New & Exclusive. Troy's wrestling nemesis rocks up demanding a rematch to settle old scores. It's good news for Mal, who sees it as a chance to put his RV park on the map. (S1, ep 4) 
03:00The Russell Howard Hour New & Exclusive. Comedian Russell Howard welcomes a special guest as he celebrates the heroes and mocks the madness of the week's biggest stories. (S1, ep 10) 
04:00Madam Secretary Sea Change Morgan Freeman directs the season three premiere as Elizabeth's urgency to overhaul the president's foreign policy puts his re-election at risk. (S3, ep 1) 
05:00Animal 999 Ryker The Cat A cat is rescued by the Scottish SPCA after living rough on the streets for seven months, and two abandoned terrapins are found in a pond in Uddingston. (S4, ep 9) 
05:30Animal 999 Moss the Dog On the islands of Lewis and Harris, SPCA officials are called to the aid of Moss, a dog whose owner has been made homeless. (S4, ep 10) 
06:00Andromeda Pearls, That Were His Eyes Beka receives a distress call from her beloved Uncle Sid (John de Lancie), but realises to her dismay that he has become a big business tycoon. (S1, ep 11)