This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Monday, March 18 2019

06:0060 Minute Makeover Oxleas Wood Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S7, ep 68) 
07:0060 Minute Makeover East Wickham Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S7, ep 69) 
08:0060 Minute Makeover Otford Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S7, ep 70) 
09:0060 Minute Makeover Reddish Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S7, ep 71) 
10:00The Biggest Loser USA Real World Problems With all contestants now competing as individuals, they face a new temptation by having absolute freedom in how they spend their time. (S17, ep 9) 
11:00The Biggest Loser USA Makeover Week The seven remaining contestants receive makeovers and get ready to reveal their new look to their friends and family. (S17, ep 10) 
13:00Animal 999 The Scottish SPCA goes to the rescue of a seal pup that's stranded on a beach. Plus, staff check up on a Jack Russell terrier that's suffering from a huge tumour. (S2, ep 1) 
13:30Animal 999 The team investigates reports of a neglected dog living in a high-rise flat. Plus, staff spring into action when a group of hedgehogs land themselves in a prickly situation. (S2, ep 2) 
14:00The Dog Whisperer Chloe, Hobo, Ali and Maxwell Horse whisperer Pat Parelli and dog trainer Cesar Millan team up to help staff at a riding centre tame their uncontrollable animals. (S5, ep 10) 
15:00Stargate SG-1 Nemesis SG-1 face their most formidable foe yet, a creature of mass destruction that not even the Asgard can control. (S3, ep 22) 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Small Victories SG-1 must face and destroy the replicators that have made their way to Earth. (S4, ep 1) 
17:00A Town Called Eureka I'll Be Seeing You When a Global Dynamics device is stolen, Grant finds himself at the top of the suspect list. His ties to Beverly Barlowe only make matters worse. (S4, ep 9) 
18:00Supergirl Strange Visitor From Another Planet Supergirl helps Hank when a member of an alien race, who wiped out his family and his people, kidnaps Crane. Violence/flashing images. (S1, ep 11) 
19:00Stargate Atlantis The Return (Part 2): The team goes against orders to launch a rescue attempt to free General Jack O'Neill, so that they can try to save Atlantis from Replicator control. (S3, ep 11) 
20:00MacGyver New & Exclusive. Fence + Suitcase + Americium-241: Mac teams up with a soccer mum and secret master thief as he tries to stop a dangerous underworld criminal. (S3, ep 12) 
21:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Ka hauli o ka mea hewa 'ole, he nalowale koke: Five-0 must work out what happened when a car accident puts Grace's life in danger. (S9, ep 12) 
22:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Sound of Silence: A naval weapons chief collapses on the job. A stress-induced breakdown? Or a terror threat? NCIS race to find out. (S10, ep 12) 
23:00The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks to award-winning comedian Roisin Conaty. Stand-up from Fern Brady. (S1, ep 11) 
00:00Supergirl New & Exclusive. Menagerie: Kara helps J'onn on a case but soon finds it links up to Alex's look into Menagerie. Lena has news for James. And his reaction isn't as she expected. (S4, ep 12) 
01:00Criminal Minds New & Exclusive. Truth or Dare: Wedding bells are ringing as Rossi prepares to marry Krystall. But first, the team must investigate a series of fatal shootings in LA. (S14, ep 15) 
02:00Blindspot New & Exclusive. The Big Blast From The Past: An active bomber forces the team to delve into a case from their past. (S4, ep 14) 
03:00The Force: North East The Same Old Faces A helicopter hunts for a woman heard screaming in a park. A burglar is arrested twice within days and a row over cigarettes turns nasty. (S5, ep 4) 
04:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Strictly Come Dancing judge Len Goodman, comedian Jimmy Carr and presenter Gabby Logan put more of the world's most startling facts to the test. Lee Mack hosts. (S4, ep 5) 
05:00Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 9) 
05:30Monkey Life Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 10) 
06:0060 Minute Makeover Sandbach Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S7, ep 72)