This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Sunday, February 18 2018

06:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 2) 
06:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 3) 
07:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 4) 
07:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 5) 
08:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 6) 
08:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 7) 
09:00Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 8) 
09:30Animal House Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 9) 
10:00Relic Hunter Nine Lives Sydney and Nigel are summoned to the Big Apple to track down the sacred statue of the cat goddess Mafdet. (S1, ep 14) 
11:00Relic Hunter Affaire De Coeur Sydney and Nigel are in search of the missing half of the 'Twine-ing rings' - legend has it whoever wears the rings will find everlasting happiness. (S1, ep 15) 
12:00Relic Hunter A Vanishing Art Sydney and Nigel are on the trail of the jewel encrusted Cursed Sceptre, stolen by the magician Great Brodsky at the turn of the century. (S1, ep 16) 
13:00Relic Hunter A Good Year The discovery of a scroll hidden inside a toy horse once belonging to Louis XVII sparks a mission to recover the lost crown jewels of France. (S1, ep 17) 
14:00Relic Hunter The Last Knight Sydney and Nigel go to Paris in pursuit of the Sword of Jacques de Molay, Grand Master of the Knights Templar. But they're not the only ones in the hunt. (S1, ep 18) 
15:00Stargate Atlantis Trinity McKay stumbles onto a new, potent source of energy for Atlantis based on Ancient technology. But it's yet to be perfected... (S2, ep 6) 
16:00Stargate Atlantis Instinct Dr Beckett experiments with a 'retrovirus' that could turn Wraiths back into humans, but his formula causes an unexpected and dangerous reaction. Sparky sci-fi. (S2, ep 7) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis Conversion Dr Beckett realises that the 'retrovirus' Ellia ingested is now in Sheppard's bloodstream... and he's mutating into the very creature that attacked him. (S2, ep 8) 
18:00Stargate Atlantis Aurora The crew discovers a decrepit warship whose ancient crew are frozen in stasis pods and live in a virtual world. But it's a world infiltrated by a Wraith in disguise... (S2, ep 9) 
19:00Stargate Atlantis The Lost Boys Exploring a new planet, Sheppard and his crew find Ford living in a cave, under the influence of a powerful drug and planning revenge on the Wraith. (S2, ep 10) 
20:00Harry Hill's Tea Time New & Exclusive. Harry dons his safari suit for a wildlife special featuring Kate Humble. Watch out for musical and comedy skits, as well as Tea Time's very own badgercam. (S2, ep 7) 
20:30Duck Quacks Don't Echo Lee Mack hosts the hit panel show with guests Chris Tarrant, Got to Dance judge Kimberly Wyatt and comic Robert Webb. (S2, ep 6) 
21:00A League Of Their Own Let the games begin in a top-notch episode featuring West Ham manager Sam Allardyce, Paralympic champion Dame Sarah Storey and funnyman David Walliams. (S7, ep 3) 
22:00A League Of Their Own James Corden waves on another pick'n'mix line-up of guests: long-distance runner Paula Radcliffe, rugby star Chris Ashton and comedian Richard Ayoade. (S7, ep 4) 
23:00MacGyver New & Exclusive. Duct Tape & Jack: Using a heater and some hot sauce, MacGyver steps in to help a presidential candidate who's urgently awaiting a heart transplant. (S2, ep 7) 
00:00Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Kau ka 'onohi ali'i i luna (The Royal Eyes Rest Above): McGarrett rushes into a bank heist, where he makes a potentially tragic error in the heat of the moment. (S8, ep 7) 
01:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive The Silo: Kensi's sent in to thwart a nuclear weapons disaster when an airforce captain she once dated threatens to launch a missile. (S9, ep 7) 
02:00Ross Kemp Extreme World USA/Mexico Ross examines the perilous journey undertaken by Mexicans wishing to make a new life in America and meets the border patrols trying to stop them. (S5, ep 2) 
03:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Mozambique In Mozambique, Ross investigates the violent and corrupt world of elephant poaching and exposes the traders who sell ivory to the Far East. (S5, ep 3) 
04:00Monkey Life Trouble brews when a fight erupts between the feisty female capuchins. Alison visits baby woolly monkey Paulo for the final time, too. (S3, ep 13) 
04:30Monkey Life Animal director Jeremy is concerned about chimp Ben, who has a nasty foot injury. Gibbon Tien, meanwhile, undergoes a major transformation. (S3, ep 14) 
05:00Monkey Life Urgent action is taken when an infection threatens to sweep through the park's chimp population. The overweight orangutans, meanwhile, plod on with their diets. (S3, ep 15) 
05:30Monkey Life Events take a turn for the worse for chimp Ben, and panic grows when another primate in Hananya's house is struck down by the same illness. (S3, ep 16) 
06:00The Real A & E A fitness instructor has stitches without anaesthetic when he ruptures a varicose vein. Elsewhere, doctors must try to locate a bullet after a man shoots himself in the back. (S2, ep 11)