This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Thursday, May 24 2018

06:00Stargate SG-1 Prometheus Hostile forces commandeer an alien spaceship that government scientists are building in an underground bunker. (S6, ep 11) 
07:00Stargate SG-1 Unnatural Selection When the Asgard homeworld is overrun by replicators in an advanced state of evolution, Thor enlists SG-1 to save the day. (S6, ep 12) 
08:00Relic Hunter The Royal Ring Nigel's older brother, a curator at the British Museum, uncovers a riddle written by Henry VIII that may lead to the wedding ring of Anne Boleyn. (S2, ep 20) 
09:0060 Minute Makeover Cramlington, Northumberland Design series in which a makeover team has just one hour to improve a home. (S6, ep 14) 
10:00Obese: A Year To Save My Life USA Chris continues to help 448-pound Rod, who longs to audition for roles on Broadway, but feels his large frame is holding him back. (S4, ep 24) 
11:00The Real A & E Bill Prior, 71, suffers a massive heart attack in his home. And in Teesside, a fall during a back flip shatters a 12 year old's Olympic dreams, as well as his arm. (S2, ep 8) 
11:30The Real A & E A playground fight leaves a 12 year old with spinal injuries. Across town, a hole in the pavement proves the undoing of a fitter's mate who falls into a pub cellar. (S2, ep 9) 
12:00Monkey Life The Chilean capuchins arrive safe and sound in the UK, but there is bad news in the orangutan house. Concerns grow for Aris, too, in the aftermath of his knee operation. (S2, ep 19) 
12:30Monkey Life Tempers flare in the final episode of the series as the alpha male chimps assert their authority amid signs of a brewing coup. The baby woolly monkey is given a name, too. (S2, ep 20) 
13:00Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 1) 
13:30Rspca Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S1, ep 2) 
14:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 6) 
14:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S9, ep 7) 
15:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 15) 
15:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S3, ep 1) 
16:00MacGyver Scissors Riley threatens World War III when she strangely disappears. Can a microwave and power strip bring her back? Plus, Bozer embarks on his debut mission. (S1, ep 11) 
17:00Stargate Atlantis Vegas It's CSI: Atlantis in this penultimate instalment. Set in an alternate reality, Sheppard is a homicide detective hunting down a serial killer terrorising Las Vegas. (S5, ep 19) 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Citizen Joe Dan Castellaneta, voice of Homer Simpson, guest stars as a barber plagued for years by visions of SG-1's missions. And now he's had enough. (S8, ep 15) 
19:00MacGyver Large Blade Mac and Jack get caught in a crisis when their helicopter crashes in remote Kazakhstan, giving their war criminal passenger the chance to flee. (S1, ep 13) 
20:00Revolution Our fearless competitors are back for one last time in a dramatic final showdown. Edge-of-your-seat family entertainment. (S1, ep 8) 
21:00Grey's Anatomy New & Excluisve. Cold as Ice: One of Grey Sloan Memorial's own is seriously injured, making the team reflect on what is truly important to them. (S14, ep 23) 
22:00Station 19 New & Exclusive. Stronger Together: Andy, Jack and 18 other candidates take the captaincy drill test, gunning for one spot as captain of Station 19. (S1, ep 6) 
23:00Arrow New & Exclusive. The Ties that Bind: The season builds towards a dramatic finale. Felicity gets a chance to stop Diaz as he takes aim at Team Arrow and their families. (S6, ep 22) 
00:00SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Pattern of Life: A SEAL Team bullet makes for a fraught situation at a family home in Yemen, where intel suggests there are links to a terrorist network. (S1, ep 10) 
01:00The Week That Wasn't New & Exclusive. The mischief continues as impressionists Alistair McGowan, Ronni Ancona and co offer another fun-packed version of the week's events. (S1, ep 2) 
01:30Madam Secretary New & Exclusive. The Things We Get to Say: Elizabeth must watch what she says and does when she deals with a refugee situation while being shadowed by a newspaper reporter. (S4, ep 20) 
02:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 12) 
03:00Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 13) 
03:30Medical Emergency Australia Dramatic real-life series following the lives of the patients and staff at the Alfred Hospital Emergency and Trauma Centre in Melbourne. (S2, ep 14) 
04:00Emergency With Angela Griffin Angela climbs on board an air ambulance in Devon and scrambles to the rescue of a man who has fallen off his horse. Meanwhile, in Wales, a girls' night out goes wrong. (S2, ep 7) 
05:00The Dog Whisperer Wilshire And Butch Wilshire, a hyperactive Dalmatian in LA, runs amok and the city attorney threatens to take him away. Enter Cesar Millan to work his magic on the pooch. (S3, ep 4) 
06:00Stargate SG-1 Sight Unseen An ancient artefact emits a contagious energy field that makes people see horrific visions of alien beings. (S6, ep 13)