This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Monday, December 17 2018

06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 10) 
06:30Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 11) 
07:00Futurama Proposition Infinity Times are changing, and Bender decides to head a campaign to legalise 'robosexual' marriage, that is relations between bots and humans. (S7, ep 4) Also in HD 
07:30Modern Family Dance Dance Revelation It's Luke and Manny's first dance and everyone's getting in on the 'fun'. Mitch and Cam learn that Lily has a slight teething problem. Mature themes. (S2, ep 10) Also in HD 
08:00Modern Family Slow Down Your Neighbours In this comeback fix, Claire tries to track down a speeding driver and Jay teaches Manny and Gloria to ride a bike. Guest starring James Marsden. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD 
08:30Modern Family Our Children, Ourselves After bumping into his female ex, Mitch ponders the possibility that a mini-Mitchell may be out there. Mary Lynn Rajskub guests. Mild sexual references. (S2, ep 12) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore When Milhouse and his mother relocate to Capital City, Bart strikes up a friendship with Lisa. (S15, ep 12) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons American History X-Cellent Mr Burns finds himself behind bars and decides to turn over a new leaf. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa bond and butt heads over an ant farm. (S21, ep 17) Also in HD 
10:00The Simpsons Chief of Hearts Bromance blossoms between Homer and Chief Wiggum when the former is sentenced to community service. Marge proves that mothers don't always know best, too. (S21, ep 18) Also in HD 
10:30The Simpsons The Squirt & the Whale Lisa befriends a beached blue whale but bad news awaits... Meanwhile, hilarity ensues when Homer receives a scary bill and takes drastic measures. (S21, ep 19) Also in HD 
11:00NCIS: Los Angeles 727 Sam and Callen go undercover on a flight to Tokyo as they seek to stop an engineer from selling classified schematics of a guided missile destroyer. (S8, ep 19) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles From Havana with Love The team head undercover when a man claims his defence contractor wife is selling navy secrets to a foreign government. (S8, ep 20) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 O kela me keia manawa (Now and Then): McGarrett tries to track down the Captain's friend, who is wanted for murder, while Kono continues her search for Adam. (S4, ep 12) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Hana Lokomaika'i (The Favor): Emotional wounds are reopened when Chin finds out the identity of his father's killer. Contains violent and distressing scenes. (S4, ep 13) Also in HD 
15:00Modern Family Caught In The Act The Dunphy brood catch their parents in a compromising position. Mitch and Cam take desperate measures to get into a restaurant. Moderate sexual references. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD 
15:30Modern Family Bixby's Back It's Valentine's Day and that can only mean one thing, the return of Clive Bixby! Plus, Mitchell's PA proves problematic, and Jay and Gloria get competitive. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD 
16:00Modern Family Princess Party DeDe's back to celebrate Lily's birthday and she's brought some baggage with her. Shelley Long and Matt Dillon guest. Moderate language/flashing images. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD 
16:30The Simpsons Beyond Blunderdome Studio executives panic when actor Mel Gibson (voiced by himself) asks Homer to help him re-edit his latest film. 
17:00The Simpsons Brother's Little Helper Medication for Attention Deficit Disorder improves Bart's wild behaviour... but then the side effects start. Featuring the voice of baseball great Mark McGwire. 
17:30The Simpsons Guess Who's Coming To Criticise Dinner Homer becomes the Springfield Shopper's new food critic, but raises the ire of restaurateurs by panning their cooking. 
18:00Futurama The Duh-Vinci Code The gang race to future-Rome to take in the sights, and uncover a dark secret about Leonardo Da Vinci... (S7, ep 5) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons To Surveil with Love Civil liberties are suspended after an incident involving Homer's unattended gym bag. Actor and comedian Eddie Izzard guest stars as the Queen. (S21, ep 20) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Moe Letter Blues Moe stirs up marital strife, informing Homer, Apu and Rev Lovejoy that he's run away with one of their wives. Has he really turned from friend to foe? (S21, ep 21) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Bob Next Door New neighbour Walt Warren proves popular with everyone except Bart, who's convinced he's his nemesis, Sideshow Bob, in disguise. Kelsey Grammer guests. (S21, ep 22) Also in HD 
20:00New: Arrow New & Exclusive. Elseworlds: Part 2: The crossover continues. Barry, Oliver and Supergirl bump into Batwoman (Ruby Rose) in Gotham City as they get a lead on villain John Deegan. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD 
21:00New: Romesh's Look Back To The Future New & Exclusive. Romesh Ranganathan, Richard Osman, Katherine Ryan and Danny Dyer made big predictions for 2018. But was their crystal ball bang on or on the blink? Fun-packed panel show. Also in HD 
22:30Carpool Karaoke Special A special edition of the singalong sensation as James Corden goes for a spin in his car with pop star Christina Aguilera and Hollywood actress Melissa McCarthy. Also in HD 
23:30Trollied The Robbery Festive special. Gavin steps up to save the day when a hapless gang of robbers set their sights on the Christmas takings. With John Thomson and Jason Watkins. Also in HD 
00:30Late Late Show Best Of The Week Catch all the best moments from James Corden's hit US talk show with this special look at the highlights from the past week. Also in HD 
01:30SEAL Team New & Exclusive. Parallax: Mandy and Jason head undercover at a fancy nightclub to track one of Andre Doza's cartel members. But can they keep their cover? (S2, ep 8) Also in HD 
02:30Arrow New & Exclusive. Unmasked: Recent events force Felicity to make some crucial decisions for the sake of her family. Diggle and Lyla dare to dig deeper into the Dante painting. (S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
03:30Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S4, ep 15) 
04:00Babylon 5 Hunter, Prey What seems to be a revolutionary coup is discovered on Earth, and the Kosh ambassador begins acting in a most unlikely fashion. (S2, ep 13) 
05:00Futurama Proposition Infinity Times are changing, and Bender decides to head a campaign to legalise 'robosexual' marriage, that is relations between bots and humans. (S7, ep 4) Also in HD 
05:30Futurama The Duh-Vinci Code The gang race to future-Rome to take in the sights, and uncover a dark secret about Leonardo Da Vinci... (S7, ep 5) Also in HD 
06:00Monkey Life Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 13)