This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Wednesday, May 2 2018

06:00Animal 999 Follow the SPCA and its dedicated team of rescue officers and inspectors as they make it their prime mission to protect pets and wild animals all over Scotland. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
06:30Animal 999 Go behind the scenes at the Scottish SPCA, the country's leading animal charity, as cameras follow the work of its inspectors and rescue officers. (S3, ep 3) Also in HD 
07:00Meerkat Manor The Godmother The Whiskers welcome Flower's latest litter to the group - but for Mozart and her unborn pups, their arrival could have devastating consequences. (S2, ep 12) 
07:30Meerkat Manor The Quiet Fields Mozart tends to her new pups alone, while the Commandos force a confrontation with the Whiskers. (S2, ep 13) 
08:00Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 5) Also in HD New. 
08:30Monkey Life The ninth season of the insightful documentary following the daily dramas of caring for 240 cheeky primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD New. 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 5) 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 6) 
10:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. (S2, ep 3) 
11:00Warehouse 13 What Matters Most Pete and Myka investigate artefact-related deaths in a gated community. Meanwhile, a homeless boy is experiencing moments of mathematical brilliance. (S4, ep 17) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Parallel Resistors The team uncover a sinister connection when a grad student who's inventing a high-tech weapon for the Navy is attacked. (S8, ep 8) Also in HD 
13:00Hawaii Five-0 Aloha. Malama Pono (Farewell And Take Care): The hit US crime drama reaches its third season finale. Kono goes on the run, while McGarrett visits nemesis Wo Fat in prison. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Aloha Ke Kahi I Ke Kahi (We Need Each Other): Season four kicks off with a kidnapping plot that pushes McGarrett to the very limit. Chi McBride guest stars. (S4, ep 1) Also in HD 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Tidings we bring: The team are on the case when a Navy lieutenant commander disappears while working for the NSA. (S8, ep 11) Also in HD 
16:00Stargate SG-1 Evolution SG-1 encounter a synthetic super soldier with the power to eliminate entire armies. While Carter studies it, Daniel researches its origins in Honduras. (S7, ep 11) 
17:00The Simpsons Postcards From the Wedge Bart puts an A-grade effort into not doing his homework. The mischief-maker pits his parents against one another when school sends a letter home. (S21, ep 14) Also in HD 
17:30Futurama A Bicyclops Built For Two Leela finally encounters another member of her race, a handsome male, but he turns out to be a jerk. (S2, ep 9) 
18:00Futurama Hermes grows despondent when he misses an opportunity for a promotion. (S2, ep 10) 
18:30The Simpsons Moneybart When Lisa signs up to coach Bart's baseball team, the pair discover that siblings and sport don't mix... Watch out for Banksy's unique title sequence too. (S22, ep 3) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror A trio of smartly scripted and spirited Halloween tales. Guest starring Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, and House's Hugh Laurie. (S22, ep 4) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons Lisa Simpson This Isn't Your Life Lisa decides that she doesn't want to end up like her mum, Marge. Plus, dethroning Nelson, Bart becomes the playground's reigning bully. (S22, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:00The Simpsons Large Marge Marge's life changes when her attempt to lose weight via surgery results in two surprise additions to her figure. Adam West, Burt Ward and the Baha Men guest star. (S14, ep 3) Also in HD 
20:30The Simpsons Double, Double, Boy In Trouble In an irreverent take on the prince and the pauper tale, Bart trades lives with a rich doppelganger. The lifestyle soon loses its lustre though. (S20, ep 3) Also in HD 
21:00A League Of Their Own James Corden returns for a ninth run of the BAFTA-winning sports panel show. He's joined by Ian Poulter, Olivia Wayne and Josh Widdicombe. Let the games begin! (S9, ep 1) Also in HD 
22:00Premier League's Greatest Moments From 11-goal thrillers to embarrassing misses, Jamie Carragher reveals his greatest Premier League moments. Interviews with Jose Mourinho, Harry Redknapp and Jermain Defoe. Also in HD 
00:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 1) 
01:00Ross Kemp Extreme World Ross travels to Memphis, one of the most segregated cities in the US, to find out why so many African-Americans are worse off today than they were 50 years ago. (S4, ep 5) Also in HD 
02:00Most Shocking Maximum Mayhem Clip show featuring footage of outrageous situations encountered by police on the beat. (S3, ep 14) 
03:00Duck Quacks Don't Echo Lee Mack returns for a second series of the playful panel show and is joined by Got to Dance's Davina McCall, comedian Paddy McGuinness and actor Stephen Mangan. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD 
04:00The Real A & E Doctors race to save a motorcyclist's thumb that was ripped off when he collided with a tractor, and a 56-year-old man arrives in A&E in agony with a mystery condition. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD 
04:30The Real A & E There are fears a 6' 5'' basketball player may not walk again after suffering multiple injuries in a car crash, and a fishing trip turns into a nightmare for one young girl. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD 
05:00It's Me Or The Dog The Monstrous Mutts Victoria Stilwell helps out a TV personality with some problematic pooches. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD 
06:00Animal 999 Ride along with rescue workers from the SPCA, Scotland's leading animal charity, and discover how their work helps to protect, care and rehome animals across the country. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD