This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Saturday, January 20 2018

06:00Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew A group of beauticians from Essex take time out from their manis and pedis to flex their twinkle toes. It's up to Ashley to transform them from fake-bakers to shake'n'bakers. (5/6) Also in HD 
07:00Futurama Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences Fry and co console alien leader Lrrr, who, after a bungled invasion of Earth, is caught in the throes of a mid-life crisis. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD 
07:30Futurama The Mutants Are Revolting Leela's sent underground for being a mutant, though she's not the kind of intergalactic gal to take things lying down... (S7, ep 12) Also in HD 
08:00The Simpsons In The Name Of The Grandfather The Simpsons head to Ireland to visit Grampa's favourite pub, and after a Guinness or two Homer and his dad decide to buy the business. (S20, ep 14) Also in HD 
08:30The Simpsons Wedding For Disaster Homie proposes to Marge for the second time when he discovers that their marriage licence is invalid. However, the big day doesn't go without a hitch. (S20, ep 15) Also in HD 
09:00The Simpsons Eeny Teeny Maya Moe Moe, Springfield's Duff beer connoisseur, is on the lookout for love. Will Cupid aim arrows in his direction? Plus, Homer spends quality time with Maggie. (S20, ep 16) Also in HD 
09:30The Simpsons The Good, The Sad And The Drugly Hollywood's Anne Hathaway heads to Springfield. Bart is forced to visit Grampa at the retirement home and is smitten by a girl named Jenny. (S20, ep 17) Also in HD 
10:00Live - Soccer AM John Fendley, Jimmy Bullard and Lloyd Griffith are joined by guests from the world of sport and entertainment for the Saturday morning football show, with regular features, games and goals. Also in HD 
11:30PL Greatest:Chelsea v Man Utd 1999 A chance to relive a classic match from the Premier League. Here, Chelsea meet Manchester United back in October 1999 in what was an excellent game for the Blues. Also in HD 
11:45PL Greatest:Man Utd v Chelsea 2000 A chance to relive a classic match from the Premier League. Here, Manchester United take on Chelsea back in September 2000 in a thrilling game that saw six goals. Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Fame A Navy Lieutenant's death triggers action-packed antics. In an unpredictable case packed with surprises, the clues lead Callen, Sam and co to a wealthy socialite. (S1, ep 20) Also in HD 
13:00Modern Family Integrity Bad moods must be catching when Phil and Jay spend the afternoon together. Gloria, meanwhile, teaches Haley how to stand up to her boss. (S6, ep 21) Also in HD 
13:30Modern Family Patriot Games While Alex goes head-to-head with a school rival, Gloria prepares for her US citizenship test, only to be thrown off her game by Javier. (S6, ep 22) Also in HD 
14:00Modern Family Crying Out Loud Claire is in a quandary after receiving a lucrative job offer. The rest of the Dunphys, meanwhile, want Alex to enjoy her senior ditch day. (S6, ep 23) Also in HD 
14:30Modern Family American Skyper Season six concludes as the family celebrates Alex's graduation and Phil must find a way to be there despite being stuck in Seattle. (S6, ep 24) Also in HD 
15:00Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by studio guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
15:15Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by studio guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
17:15Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by studio guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
17:30Gillette Soccer Saturday Jeff Stelling is joined by studio guests to look over all the afternoon's football, with analysis of the scores, results and stories. Also in HD 
18:00Harry Hill's Tea Time New & Exclusive There are weird recipes, crazy cooking and a La La Land tribute on the menu as Harry Hill brings actress Jessie Wallace into the culinary mayhem. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons Father Knows Worst When Homer discovers that the Springfield Elementary canteen meets his dietary needs, he becomes a third wheel in the school lives of Bart and Lisa. (S20, ep 18) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Four wittily woven yarns featuring tipsy terrors, revenge plots, sinister sandwiches and a Sweeney Todd homage. Expect bloodshed and belly laughs. (S21, ep 4) Also in HD 
19:30The Simpsons The Devil Wears Nada Mrs Simpson poses for a charity calendar, becoming Springfield's number one sex symbol. Meanwhile, Homer is hired as a power-tripped Carl's assistant. (S21, ep 5) Also in HD 
20:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Se Murio El Payaso: The daughter of a notorious counterfeiter rocks up in LA, meaning Sam must go undercover as a financier. (S9, ep 2) Also in HD 
21:00Mission: Impossible II Film Thunderous action sequel starring Tom Cruise as a secret agent in a race to stop a deadly virus and villainous Dougray Scott. John Woo directs. Violence/flashing images. (2000)(119 mins) Also in HD 
23:25Hawaii Five-0 New & Exclusive. Na la 'ilio (Dog Days): McGarrett gets a visit from an ex-SEAL who's keen to join the task force. And, an ambushed drugs bust leaves just one unlikely witness. (S8, ep 2) Also in HD 
00:25A League Of Their Own... ...US Road Trip 2.0. The fun continues as Jack, Jamie and Freddie go deep-sea fishing for sharks in Miami and crocodile hunting in Florida's Everglades. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
01:25A League Of Their Own This week, James Corden and co are joined by Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, comedian Romesh Ranganathan and Sky Sports presenter Kate Abdo. (S10, ep 3) Also in HD 
02:25The Russell Howard Hour Join Russell for his take on current affairs as he mocks the madness of the news and talks NHS with comedian and former junior doctor Adam Kay. Musical comedy from Harry & Chris (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 
03:25NCIS: Los Angeles Chinatown The team investigate when the executive officer of a high-tech submarine commits suicide. In a twisting tale, they soon find themselves in pursuit of a hit man. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD 
04:20Stargate Atlantis Quarantine When an alarm sounds throughout the city, initiating a quarantine lock down, the Atlantis team find themselves trapped in various sections of the city. (S4, ep 13) Also in HD 
05:10Stargate Atlantis Harmony Wanting to maintain diplomatic relations, Sheppard and McKay agree to accompany a precocious young princess on a rite of passage. But unexpected enemies prove a threat. (S4, ep 14) Also in HD 
06:00New: The Hour Of Power Tune in for an inspirational boost of positive thinking in this colourful religious broadcast. Also in HD